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“I Can’t Do That to Wifey”
Hmm? Oh yeah, never mind. I do.
Awhile back, I was conversing with a pretty much married guy about our previous conquests. We talked about some of the wild things we’ve had done to us or have done to women. Shoot there was this one time on Grand Central Parkway where… Ahem… Yeah… Moving on. We had more than a few laughs and at the end of the conversation he let me know that he doesn’t do those things anymore because he’s with wifey now. My brow furrowed and I looked like Jessica Simpson when she heard “Chicken of the Sea” was actually tuna. I asked, “Why wouldn’t you do those same things?” Well maybe not that one, but the others at least? His response was that he couldn’t be his deviant self because homegirl had to kiss his kids (not those, his actual kids) with that mouth. I don’t have any children that I know of (I turn my phone off on Father’s Day) so I couldn’t share his perspective. However, I’ve recently heard the same thing from dudes without rugrats. Which makes me wonder, if you can’t do it to your wife/wifey, who can you do it to?
I would argue that you should be able to be your complete self with your significant other. At least that’s the theory. Women often ask men to share everything, to bare their souls. If I’m going to sit here and express my feeeeelings, you can be damn sure I’m going to share some other things as well. And I expect the same from her. Not everything needs to be a Dr. Phil moment, we can have some Dr. Drew sessions as well. You want me to put it where? OK. Could you do this right when I’m about to… Sure. And baby, do you mind if I… Awesome. So what if you like to get your nipples tweaked like knobs on a car radio and to be called a “Big Black F%ck Ox” when you’re on top? If she loves you, she’ll understand.
Another thing about locking all that way is that you’ll be left unsatisfied. Which ultimately leads to unhappiness, resentment and you trying to find a way to expense your “massages” at the “Washy Washy” parlor in Chinatown. I don’t care what anyone says, you can’t just turn off certain things. If you’re used to doing certain acts before, during, after or during rehabilitation mode, you’re going to want to continue to do those things there after. My boy once told me, “Man I was on E, piping out a stripper from behind while she did a split on the wall. How I’m supposed to go back some regular sex?!?!?” That may be the far left of it, but you get the point. If you try to hide certain parts of yourself then you’re just going to want more. Wait. Pause? Eff it, whatever you understand.
And then there’s the stepping out factor. You may not even cheat, you’ll just always be on the look out for more. Or start giving that fresh out of college new hire a little more after work attention than usual. A bunch of folks from work were talking about gaining weight when you’re in a relationship. One female coworker told another female coworker, “Make sure you look like your husband’s girlfriend or else he’ll go get one.” The same applies here. If the wife/wifey isn’t doing it, eventually you’re going to find someone who will. Even if it’s of your choice to not do it. So if you love her, you’ll treat her like a dirty, dirty girl.
I know some folks will argue that the wife/wifey needs to be held to a higher standard. That she’s the Queen. Well, she is. And she should be treated like royalty. But if you sometimes want her to dress up like a milk maid so you can pretend to be a dirty scalawag back home from his voyages across the Seven Seas, then you have to do what you have to do. You have to keep the spice in the relationship or else it’ll just fade out. Plus withholding from doing certain things so you look pious, only hurts you in the end.
Am I on my own here or are you fellas reserving your more deviant thoughts for Palmela and her five sisters? Or worse yet, having your own interview process for the new interns? Are the ladies turned off by the thought of really unleashing the beast? Or are you truly a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets?
Seattle – …But Baby You Said I Should Share Everything! – Washington
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you are not on your own. i completely agree. i feel like if you are with your s/o you should have that level of understanding where you can let loose and delve into all your fantasies and wildest dreams. eff all that well i don’t want to disrespect her. what goes on in the bedroom is completely different from the rest of our lives. i’m not going to look at her any differently if she says she likes it a certain way or she decides to introduce this or that into the equation. maybe that’s just me, but why get it somewhere else when you have someone who loves you (and hopefully is willing to do the same thing).
“If the wife/wifey isn’t doing it, eventually you’re going to find someone who will.”
now if she isn’t willing to do most of the things that you like (and vice versa) then i believe the quoted is very true. speaking from personal experience.
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Sigh…anyone who disagrees with this should be stoned. Now hush up and let’s play dress up…
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You are not alone, Mr. Washington. In fact, I might divorce my husband if I found out he did all sorts of freaky things to JO’s across the city, but won’t do any of that to me… If I am your queen, then he should give me the royal treatment at all times.
I think you should save some of your freaky fantasies for you SO/husband/wife. Some things just shouldn’t be wasted on a jumpoff….
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Man, I hope I never meet the kind of man your describing. Boring, Missionary, keep it in the bedroom, ssshhhh the kids are sleeping, hides his porn in the attic, marriage…that’s officially my worse nightmare.
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**gets on his paranoid woman tip**
Dude may not want to do ish to wifey because he’s doing it to others. The whole point of having a wifey is to do all those things and more with someone familiar whom you
lustlove.Dudes is actin real basic in 2009. smfh. Tell wifey I said heeeeeey lol
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I’ve also heard it said before, that there are some things you can’t do with your wife.. as Tunde suggested, those are the disrespectful things.
A guy I used to date had a friend who was married.. he cheated on his wife CONSTANTLY because she wouldn’t let him enter from behind.
My issue is- didn’t you know that before you got married?
I expect my husband to be able to do anything that he wants to do with me, (unless we’ve already discussed it.)
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 8:01 am
Nicki, I was getting ready to say the same thing, lol. A ring doesn’t changes anythingb ut a last name (and sometimes not even that, lol)
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 9:18 am
Exactly!!!
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 8:50 am
the cheating husband is not to blame. No man should be denied the joy of alternative entry.
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 9:18 am
His dumbaZZ shouldn’t have married her- if he knew she didn’t do it. lol
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Nicki that is like finding out your wife is a tranny than getting mad at him for leaving.
“O you should have known before hand”
Somethings are just basic.
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
It IS basic though. lol.
If you were having sex with her before marriage, and she wasn’t letting him enter from behind, why would he think she would all of a sudden start, once they got married… that’s disturbing to me.
If a man knows that is something that is important to him, being free sexually, why would he go and marry a woman who is not on that same page.
That’s like someone who is frugal and will only shop at Wal-Mart, marrying a woman who cannot wear anything but Chanel and carry Birken bags. Where is the logic?
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Seattle, that’s stupid…and I hate when people say that. Unless one of y’all is a virgin or abstained during your courtship and don’t really know each other during the relationship, then I can understand some hesitation…note I said hesitation.
If y’all were getting sneaky in the freaky tiki…why should that change? Shouldn’t your spouse, out of all folks, be afforded the goodgood?
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**taps mic**
I have a question yall. While “wifey” and “wife” are often used synonymously, are they really the same? Do yall think that there are things a woman should not do with a man who may be her “man” but not yet her husband?
#justaskin…
**drops mic**
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Seattle Washington Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 8:44 am
Damn good question Ms. Jenkins.
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Smiley Face Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 8:56 am
Good question indeed. I guess we need to differentiate between meanings….
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insomN.I.A. Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 8:57 am
There are a few things I’m waiting to do with my husband. I want it to be able to say he was the first to do abcxyz, because he won’t be able to claim he is my first, but at least he can feel good about being my first in some other areas of our sexual relationship.
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LittleMissSunshine Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
exactly my thoughts.
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Rox Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
makes sense to me
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Renee Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 9:15 am
People might not agree with me but to me “Wife” is the legit, we are legally married term. There are consequense to a divorce. “Wifey” is just a term black men created to make a chick think she’s special when she really isn’t. Most times she’s wifey only because you have a long history. After a certain age having a wifey is just ridiculous. When she leaves you don’t lose 1/2.
My #1 on the put a ring on it clause is , raw sex + cumming in me, I’m not trying to be nobody’s baby mama.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 9:25 am
those are two excellent things to save for marriage.
They don’t take away from your “boyfreind” $3x life that much, yet still leave your husband feeling like a king on his wedding night.
Smart girl. I Cosign your vagina
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N.I.A. naturally.... Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 10:05 am
those are the two i’m saving. and a few p*rn star tricks I want to try out on my future husband….
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Rox Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
gotta cosign here too
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Reecie Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 9:16 am
wifey and wife aren’t the same thing. To me wifey (and I know a lot of women that hate that term) is like the long term main boo, but you all aren’t married yet. and wife, is, just that.
examples in particular I’ve heard that women like to reserve for wife status are raw and/or anal sex.
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 9:20 am
I co-sign Reecie’s definitions.
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N.I.A. naturally.... Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 10:05 am
i agree with this definition.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Shine So Bright I Gotta Tint My Mirrors Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 9:23 am
You might wanna pick up that mic. Just a suggestion.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 9:28 am
No worries boo…
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 9:36 am
I am never. Ever going to judge a girl for something she does with a “boyfreind”. If you are able to get a man to actually commit to you, you should be free of shame.
But still, I understand if you are trying to ‘save’ something for your wedding night. I just seriously suggest that it is not some of the basics:
Head.
Mouthfuls
Backdoor
Dirty Talk
Role Playing
PTM
Facesits
Ect.
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Tunde Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 10:07 am
“But still, I understand if you are trying to ’save’ something for your wedding night. I just seriously suggest that it is not some of the basics:”
i agree with this. some things are so basic to me that i would hope you aren’t surprising your husband by saying look what i saved for you. let that be me and i’m giving you the side eye. like save that for what?
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 10:11 am
We are sharing a brain…
it should probably be something your husband hasn’t had either.
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Tunde Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
exactly! now if my future wife was like look what i can do with this pool ball. i’d be like now this married life might be onto something. lol
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Tunde Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 10:09 am
this poster will never call a woman “wifey”. for what? is there some intermediate step between fiance and wife that i don’t know about? if not then the wifey term can die a fast, painless death.
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Y’know, I talked to someone last night and they brought up a valid point. There is one thing I wouldn’t do with wifey/wife, that I would do with a one night stand:
Threesomes.
Just gets too… complicated afterwards.
Thoughts?
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Reecie Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 9:17 am
I think thats a good one, personally.
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 9:22 am
I think it’s a good one too. I think a threesome shouldn’t even be done with anyone you are in a relationship with. It would add distrust….
**is he/she secretly getting with her behind my back?**
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Reecie Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 9:30 am
exactly.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 9:22 am
I’m not letting another dude’s piece come close to my wife.
But she can dig her face in some bush…
I think the failure in threesomes fall on the dude for failing to maintain normalcy after the event. If you do it with another girl, you have to still make wifey feel special. If you do it with a guy (I have no idea why you would) but you have to not judge her.
I knew a guy one time that got caught cheating. So he to make up for it he did a 3some with his wifey and this dude he didn’t know. He said it was terrible and he couldn’t get rock with the other dude going to town and his wife moaning all loud. Eventually dude was going in to finish and headed over to give his wife the finishing move. But homeboy snapped when he saw his wife’s mouth all open happily waiting for another dude’s sauce. He couldn’t take it and punch the other guy in his face.
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 9:23 am
CRIKEY! This story was quite interesting to read though. did their relationship succeed after that?
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Slim Jackson Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 9:29 am
I don’t believe that this happened Cheekz. My stomach started hurting as I was reading this. Please tell me this isn’t true.
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PrettyGirlTwentyPearls Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
“My stomach started hurting as I was reading this.”
Mine too uggh!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 9:48 am
“If you do it with a guy (I have no idea why you would) but you have to not judge her.”
Ain’t that a train? I thought yall liked those. Or is it only ok to have sex with another dude in the room when its not wifey betwixt yall?
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Nyela Goodness Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 9:56 am
#SHOTS!
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 10:05 am
sigh…
why must you judge us. We don’t like a train b/c there is another guy in the room. That is not what we are looking forward too… truth be told, most of the time people I waiting outside for their turn (except for the morgan st video I saw, where dude was holding the cheekz open for his man)
For the last time, a train is different than a guy-girl-guy experience. I don’t care what Slim or RCLS say.. I love trains but I am not wifing any girl who caught one. Hypocritical = CHeeKZ
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Streetztalk Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 10:18 am
Here we go with the train talk…lmao!
I would never ever do a 3way with my girlfriend or wife. You just leave the door open for some type of drama. I know people who have regular threesomes with their S/Os. How yall feel about that?
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BlueFlame Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 10:34 am
Yea…I don’t share.
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I eff's w/ Peyso Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 10:31 am
Men dont like to arrange the train. They just wanna take part. You cant arrange a train on your own jawn. Thats ridiculous
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Slim Jackson Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
I like how Tiff tried to link Cheekz’s comment to trains. Whether it was a train or not is not the concern. The point is that dude was watching while someone was f*ckin’ his girl. I wish she woooooould come
while sittin on my pieceat me asking to let another man dig her out while I’m in close proximity. OJ 2.0Reply
CHeeKZ Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Tiff has a vendetta against trains…
she has for years.
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Tunde Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 10:12 am
huh? you’ve got to be kidding. i would have never agreed to those terms. leave if it’s that serious but that solution to the problem was digging a bigger hole. smh. i wish a chick would propose such an idea to me.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 10:50 am
That’s horrid.
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LittleMissSunshine Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
yeah I could never have a threesome with my man I’d be worried.. but my bang buddy- meh we can discuss it.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Do you currently have a man or bang buddy?
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LittleMissSunshine Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
haha. no- broke up with my man over the summer and my former bang buddy is too far away.
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**Spike Lee Interview after the Knick Trade for Zach Randolph**
ITS A GOOD NIGHT IN NEW YORK CITY.
Seattle this is an excellent post. Funny and thoughtful.
“Big Black F%ck Ox”.. one of the greatest momments in youtube history.
IMHO men who think like this are contradicting women. Seems women are waiting for a steady relationship to try these “more intense” acts. If you read some of the past comments here you see it all the time: “maybe I’ll do that to my husband.”
Look its $3x, its suppose to be disgusting and taboo. You’re wrong for judging someone for getting nasty in the bedroom than becoming a mother or wife outside. I have no problem with her cooking dinner after she jerked it, why would I have a problem with kissing my kids (sans a Dirty Sanchez, that is just too much)? Its my paynus, that is where my kids come from.
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BlueFlame Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 10:00 am
“IMHO men who think like this are contradicting women. Seems women are waiting for a steady relationship to try these “more intense” acts. If you read some of the past comments here you see it all the time: “maybe I’ll do that to my husband.”
I co-sign this message. If i can’t be extra extra extra freaky with my husband…what’s the point.
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“he couldn’t be his deviant self because homegirl had to kiss his kids (not those, his actual kids) with that mouth”
really sir? you mean the same kids that were created with your semen? smh. he cannot be serious.
i’m with Seattle on this. Aside from threesomes (or any other third party involvement), no holds barred. period.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 9:45 am
Is it okay for your boo to have had that same attitude with the last dude she was with? Does that change anything?
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Tunde Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 10:15 am
it wouldn’t for me. none of us are virgins. i wouldn’t want anyone i was with judging me for any sexual escapades i might have participated in prior to being with her.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 10:31 am
It is what it is. It’s a reality that at a certain point a lot of things are lost. You just hope you stumble across some activity that neither of you have ever done before. And depending on age/experience, it’s probably going to be some crazy sh!t. Which is exactly why you can’t be reserved in the bedroom with the girl/wife.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 10:41 am
Freak.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 10:43 am
Don’t you judge me!
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Brookland's OWn Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
“I got my wife beater and my boxers on”
-BKO aka Mr. Adina Howard
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
LMAO!
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Haven’t read everyone else’s comments, but…
what the HELL is the point in getting married if you’re not gonna be naughty with your husband/wife?! That’s when it’s FINALLY (physically and emotionally) safe to let it all hang out…literally.
I like to think that my true freakiness has yet to be tapped into and won’t until my husband uncovers it. Shoot…I will be upset if he doesn’t find it…
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Toni Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 11:42 am
“I like to think that my true freakiness has yet to be tapped into and won’t until my husband uncovers it. Shoot…I will be upset if he doesn’t find it…”
Let the church say Amen! I’ll be upset, disappointed and possibly contemplating a divorce (j/k) if the inner freak isn’t unleashed. I’m all for being my husband’s undercover freak-a-leak at night and PTA president during the day.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
“Let the church say Amen!”
I’m not the religious type.. however somewhere I think this discussion of backdoor action, group activities, and creampies don’t go well with bible study. Marriage license or not.
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Ash Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Even if you ARE the religious type, I think God meant for husbands and wives to be as freaky with each other as humanly possible. He said save it for marriage (which most of us don’t) because it’s special. God created these sexual acts for SOME reason and I think it was for marriage (we just get to it earlier than God would like)! lol
Besides, I thought men liked the innocent-looking girl with the freaky tendencies. If not, I’m in trouble cause I’m like Toni, I strive to be lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets (with my hubby)…
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
raised catholic (hated it). But they preach catholic guilt. I’m sure this doesn’t apply to every christian domination. But according to ‘his’ rules:
HankyPanky is for procreation, only.
Pleasure is only a by product that god blesses married couples.
Oral: BANNED
Backdoor: BANNED
Auto-pilot: BANNED
Female climax: Pointless
Doing nasty things just to satify your own carnal urges: Shame on you, sinner!
You can see why I became an atheist.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Ya know Cheekz. This may be one of the more convincing arguments you’ve made.lol.
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Streetztalk Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
LOL
Cheekz im catholic and definitely feel where you’re coming from (pause?)
I just choose to agree to disagree with some of our Churches doctrines and follow the majority. Not sacrilige but i feel the church should be more progressive.
We did a Can you love God and Sex post at SBM a while back and someone dropped Biblical Ether on us about fornication: http://www.singleblackmale.net/2009/07/01/can-you-love-god-and-sex/
CRAZY!! lmao
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
i saw that one. Zealots OD’d.
see no matter what you believe in… or what color your skin… or political affiliation…
One thing the unites us all is the love of Backshots!
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N.I.A. naturally.... Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
you didn’t have to become atheist. you should have just left the catholic church.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Don’t get him going.
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Streetztalk Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Pause
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
LMAO at this whole thread.
Long story short
i march to my own beat… no room for religion.
But going back to the post Streetz posted, I actually didn’t comment that day b/c I saw how well the individual commentors managed to have a spirituality through religion and maintain their own personal “moral rule book”…. than the wacko jumped in and I remembered…
Streetztalk Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
LMAO yea man.. she made me feel like a heretic. I def shouted “WELL DAMN!”
N.I.A. naturally.... Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
I wanted to comment so badly that day. Eff my job for labelling SBM “adult content”.
I think money grip has a bigger issue on his hands. He wifed a woman that refuses to brush her teeth. That’s the only way that his $emen mouthed wife could transmit his kids to his kids
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Seattle Washington Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 11:26 am
That is a visual I sincerely wish I didn’t have stuck in my head now Peyso. Depending on how long this image lasts, you may make it onto the “Eff Em Friday” list.
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WuDaMan Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
*bravo*
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This post has officially killed me.
I am a big proponent of “wifey” doing it like she girlfriend. Quite frankly, if he wants to treat me like a Queen that’s fine all well and good, but ummm Queens got needs too and every now and then I wanna put my back into it then have my back blown out…I’m just sayin…
So I’ma just say before men say all that…make sure she’s down…
And uh…the gaining weight issue is like wow to me…I saw on Tyra yesterday a woman tell her husband of 8 months that he’d gained too much weight and that he was now unattractive…when he came out…no one believed her. They instantly said yeah you have other issues. I think it’s all a maturity thing and again comes with being true to yourself. Anyone has the potential to gain/lost 10 or 20 lbs with one week of stress… you don’t go get a girlfriend over that…if your woman is really the one you sit down and say okay…I sense something is wrong…work on it and I guarantee she’ll put it in the air for you.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
That’s another topic for another day. For now I’ll just say that I definitely think things should be maintained. I mean, if you still want me to be the charming guy you met, I want you still have the reasons why I was so charming in the 1st place.
Body’s change, but dammit they can change for the better too. Nothing like a “woman” body.
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I, too, am saving certain freakish things just for hubby. But I gotta disagree with one thing: threesomes. I don’t think I would have a 3some with just a random eff buddy. For me, a menage toi (toi girls) is something I want to give to someone who deserves my love (and the love of another woman). Of course I wouldn’t let it be someone we might see again, or that one of us might fall in love with, but I plan on taking hubs to the bunny ranch at least once a year to get the professional services of a third.
Furthermore, cheekZ, call me old fashioned, but I’m def saving back door for marriage (if ever). I’m not inflicting that kind of pain on myself for anything but a diamond ring and half his life.
And all the stuff you talked about is def a Catholic thing. We Protestants believe the church has no business in a married couple’s bed. That and in the government, personal finances, classrooms, and local bars.
Hence the Reformation.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
“I’m def saving back door for marriage (if ever)”
For the first time EVER, you just dissappointed me. I thought you were the one Joey….
“but I plan on taking hubs to the bunny ranch at least once a year to get the professional services of a third.”
I forgive you.
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But what if you (men) marry a virgin? Do expect the level of freakage to be as high as your previous conquests?
Do you invest in a virgin if you have lingered at the top of the food chain for your entire adult/adolescent life?
Yknow i had to come stir the pot somehow….
too much co-signage makes me uncomfortable..and yea I’m late..and what!
As for the homie mentioned in the post:
“His response was that he couldn’t be his deviant self because homegirl had to kiss his kids (not those, his actual kids) with that mouth.”
Those kids are a bi-product of what wouldve gone in her mouth no? doesnt add up…
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Streetztalk Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Just say no to the Letter V
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Slim Jackson Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
I don’t need to marry an acrobat in the sheets. Just come in with an open mind and…well…you probably know where I am going with this.
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Streetztalk Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
“I Like my tittiess” (c) Slim/Peyso/RCLS
Yo
Im callin for it now. I need the Que ninjas to do a team post with the above as a title. I guarantee I will do the Puffy dance allthrough this site!!
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
first off … I can put alot of things in a women’s mouth.. we shouldn’t assume that the conversation with Seattle was about man sauce or its container.
2nd: I would never marry a girl with a V-card intact. If I took it fine.. than I know what I am getting into. However, it would be silly to marry someone and not have a conversation with them, right? Sure it happens in other countries, but not this society.
I got into a long term relationship with a v-card holder. She developed into a wonderful partner. However, I would commit to marriage until I saw the potential to become a good lover (as well as mother, biz partner, and friend). Its like Nicki was saying above.. if you know your wife doesn’t do that, dont marry her. Well if she aint willing to show me what she does.. No ring.
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Black and Trapped in Toronto Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Yea those kids are apart of your ass too..same DNA structure…hold up…we are talking about body parts right? ok dont answer that….only if you want to.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
If she’s a virgin, we’ll ease into it. In every way possible.
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Black and Trapped in Toronto Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Smooth criminal Seattle..lol
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Real talk. I can’t get to *clears throat* O-ville on oral w/ my main squeeze. Never have been able to. Now side piece will get me there everytime. What the fudge is up?
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CHeeKZ Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
keep going… tell us more.
Is it the thought of your wife that keeps you from arriving? or her lack of skill?
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Black and Trapped in Toronto Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Thats sad…is there no diologue between you two?
Does she not watch porn?
Yes please..tell us more…
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WuDaMan Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
no idea why. some have tried and tried and tried. I can recall one night. Litterally all night long. To no avail. There has to be some sort of psychosematic rule going on here.
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LuxxeKitty Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Do you talk to side piece in a tone completely opposite from main chick while in bed? I.e. more agressive and explicit. It could be mental or you got too much going on while with the sweetie.
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hi girls
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