P-Poppin on Handstand, Backflips and Rice
This Was The Only Picture We Could Find That Was SFW
RightCoastLexSteele: In an interesting turn of events, The Award Winning Seattle Washington and RightCoastLexSteele, Cocksmen-at-Large, are kicking it with you remotely from the land of clear heels, g-strings, and dolla bills. Yes, a scrippa club. Having contemplated the end of the world and all the things we may not get to do, we decided the first thing to cross off our emergency bucket list was hitting up a skin bar. If nothing else, this is the one place that can take your mind off all the stresses in life, including your impending doom. Or that impending baby that may or may not be yours. Watching a buck nekid stripper do the stanky leg then hop up on a pole upside down and balance herself with no hands, then slowly and seductively slide down a pole just has a way of de-stressing a person. Don’t you feel more relaxed just reading that?
Seattle: Welcome ladies and gentlemen. And to answer your question Right Coast, I know I do! I have to feel at peace to throw a wad of my hard earned money in the air just because a woman showed me her rear end. Then again, it’s not really because she showed me her cheeks. It was the way she did it. Folks, imagine this for a second. A woman climbs up a pole probably 20 ft in the air, wraps her legs around it, seamlessly adjusts her body so her tight tummy is parallel to the ground and then freefalls like Tom Cruise in “Mission Impossible” only to catch herself with her legs right before she would need to use those tips for facial reconstruction. That alone deserves applause. Oh, did I mention she was naked? I shouldn’t even need to say this at this point, but I will -- the strip club is indeed a magical place of wonder and amusement.
RCLS: Did you notice that the young lady serving us our cognac is scantily clad as well? Some people may not agree, but I can’t think of a more relaxing social atmosphere than a booty bar. An almost Utopian haven where inhibitions are cast to the side and singles are cast in the air while bass heavy music thumps in your ears. I don’t even have to get up other than to go the bathroom…and when I do go to the bathroom, there’s someone in there handing me a paper towel! Sweeet! Life’s good like a Verizon cellphone when you got a snifter of Gentleman Jack in one hand, a Guinness in the other, a pocketful of ones, and a stripper named Gigi doing pole acrobatics in a crotchless G-string. Effin. Brilliant.
SW: “Hey sweetie, yeah, I’ll have a Jack on the rocks. And can you change this $20? Yeah, all singles. Thanks.” Oh, ahem, yes. The sexy waitresses are the face to the body of work that are the strippers. They keep the drinks flowing and us laughing so we’re a little more giving when it comes to handing over the chips and getting lap dances. But not for ourselves. I buy lap dances for my friends. Like I was telling my friend Black Bruce Wayne, the strip club is less of a show and more of a bonding time for friends. Sure we could go to the bar and watch football, but that’s not as interactive. I can’t tell Steve Smith to catch the long pass from Eli leading to a touchdown so my boys and I can all cheer excitedly. However, I can tell Mercedes here to give my boy RCLS the lap dance of his life so he can have a Kool Aid Smile and we can cheer her on as she does a back flip onto his face. You with me?
RCLS: I’ll only be impressed if she can snatch the a quarter off my nose. I’ve seen rather phenomenal endeavors in my lifetime, so she’ll have to come with the goods. I have a great amount of respect for the strippers that take the time to perfect their craft and even lend some innovation to their field. The ones that just twirl around until their 3 songs are over should be ran out of town and put on the stripper blacklist. I’m sure they have one. The ladies today are doing a fine job though. And… there goes the quarter…
SW: Wow. Yeah, you’re correct Right Coast, there’s nothing worse than an apathetic stripper. It’s still a service industry and your tip reflects your job. So what you have more stretch marks than a Gumby doll? Chick you better incorporate that into your routine! Drop it down and roar like a tiger and show off those marks! But that’s the dark side of the club. Today the ladies are exquisite. It’s truly an amazing day here and I’m happy to once again rediscover the awe and wonder that is the strip club as well as cross this off the emergency bucket list. But this day isn’t just for us, it’s for the people too. Good folks of Three Ways, tell us why you love or hate strip clubs. What’s your favorite story? We’d love to hear from you. For now, it’s back to handing out my paycheck so Nikki here can go to “college”. *Wink*
Oh and before we leave, we feel bad that you couldn’t join us today so we’d like to leave you with the following video (sort of SFW). This has been the Award Winning Right Coast Lex Steele and Seattle Washington coming to you live from the booth near the center stage.
Seattle -- Shorty, What Do You Do With The Quarter Afterwards? -- Washington
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RightCoastLexSteele, Speechless
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I’ve never been to a strip club. I don’t really have anything against them necessarily. But whenever I think about it, I always think it would smell like a$$, pu$$y, sweat, liquor and fried chicken. And that just doesn’t seem like a place I would want to be. But who knows, maybe I’ll tag along with a few friends one day. But I doubt it. I’ll just settle for the male strippers at my future bachelorette party… maybe throw in a few female strippers just to make it interesting.
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CHeeKZ is very dissappointed... Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:37 am
DANG NAB IT!
I’M NOT EVEN FIRST!
#SELFFAIL
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insomN.I.A. Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:40 am
lol!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 9:50 am
So I’ve seen male and lady scrippas once and interestingly (or strangely enough) I would go see lady scrippas again before I’d see some men strippin. It was so strange to me. Their bodies were on point but something about the atmosphere was just wrong…lol.
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N.I.A. loves the kids... Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 10:10 am
I just looked at the video, and those ladies are gymnasts. I wouldn’t mind going to a strip club if those ladies are performing.
I’ve heard that before about male skrippas. And I can see why it would be weird to have a man gyrating all up in your face. Women have more to work with which is probably why we are better skrippas.
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First mothersuckas!
I’m am shocked and disgusted by you two.
You went to the strip club and didn’t invite me!
I should have been consulted on this post?
Shame on you gentleman..shame shame shame.
I just want to say.. that video really reminded me how good evanescence was with their old guitar player.
Back to naked women… The greaat thing about strip clubs is that everyone can enjoy them. I think the whole world can have an appreciation for a woman’s body (proving that most women are bi-curious at least). You can’t go to a strip club now-a-days and not see a couple, or a group of girls, one girl out with her male friends. Everyone wants to see what the fuss is about that makes these ballplayers and rappers throw stacks of money in the air. Going to the strip club has gone from being perverted to being passionate. Thank Bill Clinton for Liberal progress.
now these male reviews on the other hand…. nothing is more disgusting than the type of things that happen there. I don’t know how you ladies can live with yourselves.
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I’ve been to a strip club twice. Both times were probably more than I was prepared for. I went to a strip club in the country of NC. I saw all kinds of insane ish. Including a woman putting a red bull in her chocha and proceeding to shoot it out. That’s the can, not the red bull. The same woman then poured a liter of water in the vaginal abyss and started squirting water everywhere. Then there were the women effing each other with a double dildo on stage and eating each other out. I was probably 19 or 20 at the time and it was def too much for young J-Full.
The second time I went to the shake club was in my hometown of Atlanta. We’re famous for our skrip clubs but some friends took me to a spot called the claremont lounge. It was the stripper graveyard straight up. I’m talking 50 yr old strippers. Then they were trying to get me a lapdance from this old ass lady who was walking around naked as the day she was born. I was running for my young life. Something about wrinkled chocha in my lap wasn’t doing it for me. At least lemme have to worry about that when i’m old and wrinkly.
But in general I stay away from the strip clubs. Something about actively participating in the degradation of women doesn’t sit right with me. I’m an economist (in training) and paying for naked hoes rubs me the wrong way. There’s way too many free naked hoes on the internet. Oh then there’s the foreign pussy juice thing…no..thanks
J-Full
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ASmith Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 8:28 am
Now you know good and well a warning was in order before that first paragraph.
The CAN? I can deal with her putting it in, but she “SHOT” it out? Oh no… no, no, no….
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CHeeKZ Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 9:10 am
I have never heard of that club in ATL? Did Gucci Mane or Jody Breeze ever mention it in a song?
I do like looking at young things, but did these older girls atleast keep their figures in shape?
Those hood spots, the illegal clubs.. let’s be honest, the brothels. Those girls aren’t as talented at actual dancing, but they do have ‘tricks’ that usually involves fluids (sometimes bodily) and internal muscles.
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J-Full.net Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 10:48 am
the claremont lounge is legendary. But not in the good way. If you ever catch a rapper in there trust that their career is over. And no they don’t keep themselves in shape. it’s literally the stripper graveyard. Definitely a great place to take somebody as a joke.
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InsomniaPoet Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
LMAO! the claremont lounge is the worst strip club in existence….this comment truly made me miss the A a little.
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I’ve been to one strip club — oddly enough, with a bunch of females (pause). No, I don’t want to talk about it.
Umm, there’s supposedly one here in DC where there are no poles and the “dancers” bring out old blankets to dance on. ::shudder:: I can only IMAGINE what types of diseases are just floating around… but at the same time, just the thought cracks me up, so maybe I’ll venture out once.
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Anna Nimous Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 10:00 am
I have been to the club you speak of. For some reason this was an after work affair. And they do have blankets, which makes it look like they’re getting ready to go on a naked sleepover. There was also one dancer with granny glasses on. All that plus no poles = strip club FAIL, lol.
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ASmith Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 10:01 am
See. I’m DYING laughing
Yeah, yeah… I may have to plan an adventure weekend soon.
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I’m in ATL so i’ve been to a couple strip clubs down here…it’s usually me and my female friend and a bunch of guys lol. At first i used to be apprehensive about going but now i go to watch and learn a few new tricks lol…i actually prefer female strip clubs to male reviews. i went to a male review and the stripper was entirely too friendly with his hands for my taste, and he kept trying to take my hands and stick them down his pants so i would touch his penis. GROSS! i don’t know where that’s been…
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 9:57 am
Co-sign. Male scrippas are uber gross.
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Cheekie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:46 am
There is something about them that don’t curl all the way over. lol
I like the way they move (no outkast), but other than that…step off me.
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BlueFlame Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
LOL i actually don’t like watching some of them dance…they look mad suspect! lol
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Dear RCLS and Sir Washington,
Let’s go to Body Tap. Or maybe Magic City.
Yours in Blogging,
Miss Jenkins
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, The Icon Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 9:56 am
No Problem, we’ll put it on Slim’s tab.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Yeah, there’s gotta be a way to write this off as a work expense.
RCLS could you talk to your Jewish accountant?
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, The Icon Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 10:44 am
I’ll talk to him after today’s daily count.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:56 am
See… New York Clubs Like Sue’s and Sin City can compete with those ATL clubs in terms of girls and tricks. But the fact that New York has that stupid no nudity rule.
Until New York free’s our girls from these restraints people are going to continue to go down south to see the glory of the glory hole.
I heard that new spot in Queens, perfections has all bad mammis. BUt I saw the Cortez Ellis video that was shot down there and they didn’t look “ATL” good.
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N.I.A. loves the kids... and plans to stay home to take care of them. Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
You know I spent 3 years of undergrad in Atlanta, and never went to a skrip club. I always chickened out when my male friends would invite me. And that only happened twice.
Now, it feels weird to make a trip to Atlanta just to take a skrip clup field trip…. I need to research clubs in Raleigh/Durham.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Maaaaaan, we should’ve went to the club J Full talked about when I was in town. I’m trying to see a woman use her vagina as a cannon. ::said w/ Don Cannon SFX::
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LMBO at this post. Y’all are about to get me fired for inappropriate laughing before my 90 days are up. Then I’ll be homeless and have a sign reading, “Will write for food.” Or maybe I could just learn to swing around the pole like that. Who knew it could be such an artform? I’ve never been to a strip club, and it’s not on my bucket list. But I do give mad props to the ladies in the clip because I certainly couldn’t do it. I can just see me now falling down from the pole and busting my head wide open.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 10:03 am
“I can just see me now falling down from the pole and busting my head wide open.”
My bad but, LMAO! Especially cuz it would happen to me too…though I have been working on my upper body strength so who knows…**looks for a pole to try something**
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I went to this one strip in Cali and I was kinda of impressed I’m not going to lie. The waitress and I laughed and then one stripper did this arabesque move on the pole and I remember yelling out that was impressive.
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Toni Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Arabesque is my new word of the day. I am committed to using it in at least one article.
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@RCLS “snatching a quarter off your nose”??? I don’t want to be too literal, but I’ve heard stories of a rolled up $20 being place in a dude’s mouth, then the stripper sits on his face and makes it disappear. Stripper vag. actually touching your face is gross. Anything below your neck is fine.
I once went to a male show and a dude put whip cream on his thinly cloth junk, while a woman was laid out under him ready for a treat. I mean if I’m the one paying you, you’re not putting shit in my mouth!
Been to a club in Jamaica where bad gal was shooting Guinness from the stage. I was on the balcony so I didn’t get sprayed, the horror! I don’t have a problem with men going to strip clubs, but I wasn’t that entertained when I was there
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, The Icon Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 10:23 am
“Been to a club in Jamaica where bad gal was shooting Guinness from the stage.”
Truly Brilliant.
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I fell asleep at a male stripper club. Wouldn’t mind going to a female club to learn a few tricks though. lol
Thought a few times about taking a pole dancing class, but I chickened out. :-/
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Reecie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:57 am
I went to one pole class and was sore for SEVERAL days later. I thought I would be ready but I wasn’t. I’d definitely do it again though. It was a lot of fun.
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Never been to a strip club, but I’ve taken a few pole/lap dancing classes here in Atlanta and it has given me a newfound respect for these women. That ish takes TALENT. Me and the girls were sore for two days afterwards…
Not against going to one, the opportunity just hasn’t presented itself. I’m defintely up for a field trip to Body Tap or Magic City! I’d even be up for a lap dance (if I’ve had enough drinks), but don’t think I want homegirl actually touching me.
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clsmoove Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:05 am
i took a class too, and it is definitely an eye opener. if the classes weren’t so damn expensive, it would be a hobby
i’ve been to quite a few strip clubs, and i quite enjoy them pending they are of high entertainment quality. if i can do what you’re asking me to pay you to do = FAIL imo.
speaking of…anyone been to sin city? is it as good as everyone makes it out to be?
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Peyso Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:08 am
They have classes at crunch gym. Sometimes its an horror to watch, sometimes its quite splendid
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Ash Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:16 am
LOL! The classes at this place aren’t too bad if you’re in Atlanta. It’s called PoleLaTeaz (off of Howell Mill). They do a little bit of everything, including boudoir photos. Their instructors are fierce, complete with lingerie and plastic heels for the classes. It’s actually a good confidence booster, cause when you leave, you are really feeling yourself.
@ Peyso, I can assure you that Crunch has nothing on a real class, but get your jollies in where you can!
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Reecie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:57 am
PoleLaTeaz is where I went also.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:12 am
Yes! I was just talking with RCLS about doing another live expose from Sin City. It’s glorious.
Picture this – 1 woman hangs from the pole by her legs. She then picks another woman who was doing a handstand on the ground. The woman hanging from the poles then does curls with girl #2′s body.
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clsmoove Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:16 am
lol @ glorious!
well damn…saturday it is
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CHeeKZ Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Are we talking about Sin City in the BX?
We have an inside connection to that club.
Last Tuesday of every month. Customer Appreciation Night… trust me.
I heard there is a duo there that when they play Swag Surfing, one girl gets high on the pole horizontal while the other girl gets on her back AND SURFS HER!
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Brookland's OWn Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
“Picture this – 1 woman hangs from the pole by her legs. She then picks another woman who was doing a handstand on the ground. The woman hanging from the poles then does curls with girl #2’s body”
I think I was there for that one! Yes, yes, its call coming back to me…8-)
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Renee Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:35 am
FYI Crunch Gym offers pole dancing classes (free with membership), I might try it out one of these days if I can get over the pole sharing ickiness.
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I’ve been to a few different strip clubs. But if ya ever in Philly, please hit up Night on Broad. Its almost a brothel except you have to game the girls to let you pay for the cutty (Sounds like normal relations to me). During the day it looks like an abandoned Chinese restaurant, but at 1am when it opens, it gets live out there.
Also, if you’re in the DMV, you gotta hit up the garage pop up strip joints. THey are BYOB and are literally in a garage somewhere.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Wait, are we talking private garages or a pop up strip club in one of those massive parking garages?
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Peyso Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:11 am
maybe i misspoke when i said garage. I should have said at an auto repair center lol
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Seattle Washington Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:44 am
Do they get on the lifts?
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clsmoove Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:10 am
hey…what’s the name of the spot on georgia ave? (in the hood just past howard)
the quality of females is questionable, but it’s a good laugh and you’re guaranteed to see the latest variations of the booty pop, lol.
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I’ve never been to a strip club. sigh. But when I do go, it’ll probably be a female strip club. I’ve heard stories about the male reviews and how some men stuff their underoos with socks to make their junk look bigger. It’s deceiving and mean. BOO!
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I’ve been to my share of strip clubs in the Atlanta area, and I’m not gonna lie, I’ve had 2 or 3 female skripper house parties for my high school, college, and grad schhol graduations. What can I say, I enjoy a good show. For only $250 you can get 5 girls for a private party in Richmond. Too easy.
Yet someone recently made a good point that I can’t really refute. If I go to strip clubs/hire personal entertainment, am I not perpetuating the cycle of sex trafficking, drug addiction, mental health problems, etc? I mean, I’ve been to enough strp club bathrooms not to have seen my fair share of lines of coke to “numb” the pain of having drunk men throw dollars at you and try to put their hands on you. I’ve talked to enough of them (as they drunkenly/highly touch my hair and tell me I’m so pretty) not to notice a trend of mental illness and substance abuse. I’ve seen enough guys sneak a finger in some hole or milk a lactating boob (I can’t make this ish up) or offer money for sex the bathroom stall. I’ve seen it all (I have nasty guys for friends ok).
And I can’t help but think that my presence at these functions, whether I participate or not, is enough to keep this physical, mental, and emotional abuse of women, mental health repercussions, and sex trafficking problems going. And if I play even the smallest role, I guess that holds me accountable.
So that being said, I try to stay away from the artistic expressions of strip joints as much as I can. I stopped with the private parties, and I never really liked the male joints in the first place.
I even started to reconsider my support of bunny ranches, and decided there are plenty of women willing to have a menage with me and my boo for free, so why pay for it and recycle THOSE repercussions as well?
I’m a work in progress, but for now, I’m glad you enjoyed ur time RCLS & SW but I think my strip club days are over.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:26 am
Aww damn Joey. You’ve touched on the dark side of the strip club and y’know I was going to save it for another post, but since we’re here…
I can’t front, it’s messed up. I saw this overweight is an understatement fat dude throw at least $40 worth of singles at some strippers back as she walked by. When they hit her, she cringed, made a sad face as if the reality of being there set in, looked down at the ground at the money and then got her mind right and turned around to face him with an excited expression. She picked up all those singles and went over to her “daddy” and thanked him for it all.
And y’know, I stopped for a second and thought about what I was doing. But then I bought my boy a lap dance and called it a day.
Yeah, it’s horrible to see, but y’know what – it’s their job and their choice. Some chicks have sex for money, some chicks don’t. Some chicks let dudes slip a finger or more in and some chicks won’t. Not to mention, we all getting pimped out here.
My company throws me a small ass check every two weeks, I get all excited, they proverbially smack me on the ass and I get back to work so they can make much more off my ideas than I can fathom. It’s the way of the world and the strip club is just a microcosm of it all.
Plus if the strip clubs fail, we’ll fall into a deep depression. Ask an economist.
But, I see where you’re coming from and I applaud you for stepping outside the game for something that you feel is wrong.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:39 am
And for the record. I don’t plan on being a worker for the rest of my years.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, The Icon Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Thanks for being the good cop Seattle.
(The part of bad cop is being played today by ‘The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele’)
Cry me a f*ckin river. They know they could have went to McDonalds and literally shake it like a salt shaker. But instead the chose to share their happy meal toy with everyone for a nominal fee. I’m sure they make more doing that than I do schleppin letters and phonecalls for a suit, so I suggest they take their earnings, go see a shrink and make sure they are at work when that red light goes off. They are tons of people walkin around right now coked up and mentally ill (like Tony Matterhorn) and it has nothing to do w/ skrippin. Should I have seperate pity parties for them too, or can I throw one big sha-bang?
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CHeeKZ Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
AND I LOVE TITTY MILK!
YEAH I SAID IT!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Yeah I feel you Joey. As a woman with a bleeding heart, when I went to the strip joint, I felt bad for enjoying myself. I couldn’t help but see how unenthusiastic and pained some of those women were. I even clowned one woman in a post about her wanting respect (even though I felt bad, I had to give her the o_O). As I threw my bills at the ladies, I felt a bit sad. But I wasn’t gonna be rude and watch for free either. *shrugs*
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Reecie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Were they Paper Moon/Pure Pleasure chicks? LMAO.
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CHeeKZ is scratching his head about Joey lately.. Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
I gotta Co-sign everything Seattle ended with.
Quick story. I read an article (years ago, no I can’t find it so don’t ask) that said the reason why rape was such a horrible experience for victims was b/c society taught women to react that way toward $3x and sharing their bodies. If we treated being raped like being pushed while walking down a NY street (“Hey honey, that was just someone who was rude. Don’t let it get to you”) there wouldn’t be such a lasting impact on the victims.
SEE WHERE I AM GOING WITH THIS?
Cocaine, Rude customers, disgusting bathrooms.. sounds like telephone banking. Big Whoop. Those girls are paid handsomely for their services. And its unfair to bann an entire occupation just b/c SOME.. SOME have issues. I DO NOT mean to mock you Joey (you know I really like you) but being dumb is not a mental issue. These girl were not going to be Michelle Obama, hoeing makes them good money. I have seen some you hated it, but most love it.
Don’t feed me that Trinity BS, your body is a temple. Your body is worth what someone else is willing to put into having it. Anything else is just religious Dogma meant to supress sexuality. There is a reason why Male strippers never have nervous breakdowns or start crying first day on the job. Heck I have two male friends that stripped for one night. But no one writes about them being victims. B/c society never placed that BS stigma on them, that it was disgraceful to share your body for money.
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o_O Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
“that said the reason why rape was such a horrible experience for victims was b/c society taught women to react that way toward $3x and sharing their bodies. If we treated being raped like being pushed while walking down a NY street (”Hey honey, that was just someone who was rude. Don’t let it get to you”) there wouldn’t be such a lasting impact on the victims”
Seriously dude…horrible example…horrible horrible example. How can you compare rape to being shoved by a stranger. Can the shoving sometimes leave you pregnant with a child, can shoving give you STDs or HIV? Your comments are normally funny but I had to come out of the shadows and ask you to think before you make some statements…(this might sound heated and I might come back and apologize but right now I can’t find it in me).
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CHeeKZ Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Damn I knew the world wasn’t ready for that one…
Sorry I eff’d up and put the concept out all wrong. It’s not even my idea.
Sorry. Thanks for comment though, I aint mad @ cha.
I didn’t mean the physical pain.. I meant the mental.
Its like.. when women are rape they often say “I feel like something was taken from me.” That something that they feel is placed in there by us. Too often we assume we are born with that something… nevermind, I’m probably get a phone call about OD’ing on the comments AGAIN!
Sorry Slim.
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o_O Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 1:12 am
I’m trying to understand why you are making light of something like rape. “The world isn’t ready for this one”???? seriously? The physical pain is the least of any rape victims worries, you can’t understand it til you have experienced it and I wish you never get to experience it. This guy (smh).
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Smh. This comment is OD. Too bad I don’t have time to really break it all down.
“There is a reason why Male strippers never have nervous breakdowns or start crying first day on the job. Heck I have two male friends that stripped for one night. But no one writes about them being victims. B/c society never placed that BS stigma on them, that it was disgraceful to share your body for money.”
This proves Joey’s point, and why your friends who stripped for one night…don’t have issues. And the issues don’t start once they hit the club or the pole. They exist before they get to the door.
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I’ve never been to a skrip club, but at my first club club experience, there were all kind of male skrippahs there. And no man can dance like a skrippah. I didn’t even know hips could move in certain directions these niccas were pulling! Dem hips ain’t neva lied!
Also, the most impressive thing about male skrippahs is their strength. At a b-day party for my Big Bertha cuzzo, he straight picked up her OVER his head and spinned her around. The f*ck?! Barnam and Bailey m-effer….doing tricks and ish.
Anyhow, I’m not crossing a skrip club off my list in life. I’m open to it, just never really considered it or offered the opportunity. But, seeing Chardonnay doing her split giant drop from the top of the pole made me cringe AND I had the urge to make it rain with Monopoly money on my TV screen. Skills!
Also, I love how skripping poles brings out any woman’s inner sexxay.
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SBM is about to come in here and go nuts, lol!
I can say formt he many strip clubs I’ve perused, that the south has this ish on lock. Those girls are healthy as hell and sexy too. I will say NYC strip clubs you see TALENT! The women at Sin City should be olympic gymnists and stunt women!
The best experience is going with men and women. Women in a strip club is an eye opening experience. Its a great place for everyone to lose theirselves and enjoy the mystique of the female body!
I need to hit Jersey Girls. Whats good?!
Seattle you know they got a nw spot in Queens right? Perfections. I gotta touch down there as well
Salud!
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CHeeKZ Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
DJ ENUFF is really putting perfections on the map quickly.
U Been?
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Seattle Washington Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
I smell a field trip!!!
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Streetztalk Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Nah but im ready willing and able…
I reiterate
WHATS GOOD?P!?!?1?1
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@RCLS & CheekZ
I don’t take it personally. In fact, I said I’m not personally offended by skripping and ppl who partake in it (being that I was one of them not too long ago). Furthermore, I never said my reasons for disagreeing had anything to do with Jesus, but I know you can’t help yourself, e-sancho, so I’ll let that one slide…
What I did say, however, is that I don’t want to contribute to a social structure that I believe is degrading (whether self-inflicted or otherwise) and dangerous for women. Have you talked to many strippers? For you to assume they really DO have some other choice is ludicrous. How do you know they weren’t whored out by their uncle or local pimp at the age of 15, thus initiating a vicious cycle of sex for money? How do you know they don’t have kids and aren’t convicted fellons that can’t get a straight job at McDonalds or elsewhere, and that skripping wasn’t the last option to survive, next to hoin? How do you know they weren’t molested or raped, and screwed up emotionally from that experience, seeing themselves as worthless anyway? I mean, in our society, if a man is in a similarly horrible situation, he turns to crime and drugs.
In the same way, I won’t do drugs or buy a tv from the back of a van because I know I’m perpetuating a cycle of crime in our already-downtrodden society, and I’d rather do something to lift it up than pull it down. I’m not saying you are automatically doing that when you go to a strip club, but I am saying I don’t wanna even take that chance anymore.
And comparing it to the work world, nice analogy, but not quite. There’s a difference between slaving all day for a buck in a respectable job that you can keep ur pride, dignity, have ur kids bring you to Career Day (lol but not lol), not have to worry about getting raped (okay if its not a big deal, CheekZ, you get raped in the ass and get pushed by the same dude and tell me they’re the same thing), harassed, insulted, assaulted, STDs, pregnant, etc. Its not the same job. Not even close.
I’m just giving you another perspective. Take it or leave it.
@Reecie Paper moon, lol. Yep! =)
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Highfive Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Thank you for your perspective…albeit, not a popular one among the men folk but good for you for standing up to what you feel is right, I respect you as a man for thinking selflessly outside your loin area. You are doing your own part and that’s respectable.
O and if you did bring in Jesus into your reasoning…it is your reasoning!! You are not imposing it on anyone, so the person who does not believe in JC need not take offense or call your reasoning bs simply because they don’t agree with it.
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ASmith Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Joey’s female….
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Highfive Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Thanks for the correction ASmith. Either way Joey, I respect your stand (which is still unpopular among the men folk).
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CHeeKZ Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
But Highfive.. its about the stripper’s perspective on Jesus and the concept of their bodies being a temple not for sale. If the strippers don’t see it that way.. its BS. That is what I was trying to say.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Joey my Lover,
Life isn’t the movie Precious, you can’t take the worst case scenario and apply it to everyone.
According to your thinking, I should never have non-monetary relations with ANY girl b/c I could possibly be taking advantage of her past misfortunes. That is over sensitive.
I didn’t say that Jesus was the reason for your changing ways. But I am saying that people are influence to restrain their bodies instead of conquering and/or marketing that ASSet.
Do I talk to strippers?! Who else would be accepting of a freak like me other than $3x workers. If you ever had $3x with me (something I highly recommend) you would know I’m all into mental games. I can’t help but watch the BTS scenes of adult movies or reading interviews. It gets more intense when you actually know the person performing the act. So yeah I talk to whores and I don’t see what you are talking about. They are way more normal than you are giving them credit for. I got a good friend who works @ Sin City. They just want to make some fast cash. They have plenty of security.. and only sell coochie if THEY want to. They get them young.. too young to have a felony conviction. And honestly Baby girl, the term “dignity” is relative. I’m working this ‘honest’ job and I can’t hold my head up high. But those strippers have an inner confidence knowing that they can take a man’s money and they don’t think twice about it and from what I see, feel no shame. You gotta understand.. some people like to be called whores.
and in defense of my rape arguement… I did not mean physical pain, I meant mental.
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@CheekZ
I’m talking about mental pain, too. You get raped in the ass by a Ving Rhames lookin mofo and tell me you won’t be scarrd for life. And scarred for life (in the anus).
Furthermore, I think your “just tryin to make a quick buck” example is more the *best case scenario, and my examples are the norm, but I guess we will never find that out until we poll every stripper in the world. All I know is most self-respecting, mentally stable women I know would never employ themselves as such. And all the girls I know who are/were once strippers (my family/friends for instance) got some serious emotional issues. And I feel like people take advantage of their instabilities.
I have a (famous) cousin who is bipolar. Ever since my aunt (her mom) died, she’s been caught on video (on the internet) dancing/singing naked, stripping, and possibly even performing sex acts. Everyone talks about how sad/gross SHE is for getting caught on video. But when I see that, all I can think is how disgusting/horrible the people taping her are. Taking advantage of someone who is so unstable, she doesn’t even know who or where she is half the time. Its sad, and its a disease. But we think its entertainment. I dunno.
Maybe I just got emo, sorry.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 8:35 am
Famous Cousin? Bi-polar?
Maia Campbell?!?
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