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Eff ‘Em Friday
You know what it is. Slim Jackson Eff my jammed, sprained, and/or fractured index finger that I obtained in a fun way. No, not that way with your dirty mind. I’m talking about basketball. I, the incredibly resilient athlete known as “The Light-Skinned Assassin,” still managed to hit the game-winner. But honestly, this sh*t hurts. [...]
Eff Em Friday
Work someone’s back out or get your back worked out this weekend. It’s not technically labor. Slim Jackson Eff it being September and summer officially drawing to a close. I want a do over. This summer kinda sucked. Eff the decision I have to make about keeping my car over the next few months. I [...]
Eff Em Friday
We almost posted this joint on Wednesday because of all the effing early week stresses. And while we’re at it eff rules, structures and days of the week. By the way – Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push miracle whips. …That had nothing to do with the post, just felt like saying it. Eff you, let [...]
Eff ‘Em Friday
Slim Jackson Eff the impact that going back and forth between NYC and Boston 5 weekends in a row has had on my body. I mean I’m still sexy and all. It’s just a real tired sexy. Eff moving this weekend. I know that somehow I’m gonna end up stressed out despite the fact I [...]
Eff Em Friday
We know you’ve been waiting all week. So have we. Seattle Washington Eff having a meeting on my last day at work. However, good looks on scheduling it after 12pm. I’m pretty sure I won’t be on time tomorrow. Eff that I’m already buzzed as I’m writing this and I still have the whole going [...]
Eff Em Friday
Slim Jackson Eff the level of stress I’ve endured over the last few weeks. My jaw has been clenched (pause) and I had back spasms (pause again) this past weekend because of it all. Eff Seattle for leaving Boston ya bastard! Oh wait, I’m…well, I’ll talk more about that on my return post on Thursday. [...]
Eff ‘Em Friday
Eff you for expecting an intro. I’m hungover. Let’s get into it. Slim Jackson Eff this week for being wild long. I been looking forward to Friday since Monday. It’s not that anything terrible happened. I just felt like I needed 2 or 3 more days of not having to think about work commitments. Eff [...]
Eff ‘Em Friday
Balls. Seattle Washington Yeah… OK Slim. Well I guess that’s a good intro. Right. OK here we go. Eff not getting enough sleep. I played around with a camera and joked around with close friends worked in NYC all weekend only to drive back to Boston on Monday morning. Things got so bad that I [...]
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