Eff Em Friday

Miss Jenkins Eff this being the last eff em Friday. Eff all the changes that are taking place in my life in the next 2 months. I guess it’s a part of life though, right? Eff living in America. I need to move to the West Indies asap. Eff Louisville for effing up everyone’s brackets. [...]

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Eff Em Friday

Welp. Slim Jackson Eff how hectic things are getting in life. It’s starting to get just a tad stressful though I’m enjoying almost everything I’m doing. Eff this cough that is successfully stealing my joy at inopportune times. What did I do to deserve this type of voodoo. Eff my relapse with the sour patch [...]

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Eff Em Friday

It’s that time again. Slim Jackson Eff whatever the effect the happy hour had on me for today. This eff ‘em was written at approximately 7:30pm on Thursday night. Eff all the responsibility that comes with being a 1-man business of sorts. Designing logos and organizing PR campaigns most definitely isn’t my strong suit and [...]

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Eff Em Friday

o_o  o_O  O_O  X_X Seattle Washington Eff how I’ve gotten somewhat bougie. The younger me would’ve dealt with the hood BS that occurs around my current, soon to be previous, apartment. I guess I’m getting too old for this sh*t. (c) Det. Murtagh Eff how much I like “Tacoma” aka Frankie and I’ve only had [...]

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Eff Em Friday

Miss Jenkins Honestly, I don’t have much to eff this week. Been feeling pretty good. Have a great weekend! Seattle Washington Eff you and your happiness Jenkins. Eff the cable for only allowing some of the channels I pay for to come in. Words can’t describe my anger. Eff the lady at the cable company [...]

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Eff Em Friday

I heard “Snowkakke 2011″ is under effect. Don’t let the cabin fever sink in, get the eff out! Seattle Washington Eff crosswalks. It’s too damn cold outside to wait for a sign to tell me to cross the street. I don’t understand why people here just wait at the corner until the little white guy [...]

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Eff Em Friday

Young moolah baby! Seattle Washington Eff Chicago food. It tastes too damn good and there’s way too much of it. I gotta work out tomorrow morning, before my six pack turns into a keg. I can’t be the somewhat slim dude with a gut. Not now, not never. Eff the imbecile that’s moving my car [...]

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Eff Em Friday

Brr. Seattle Washington Eff liking the Chi so much that my rep as a New Yorker is starting to get tarnished. It’s just so damn nice here. And if it’s this nice in the winter, I can only imagine how it is in the summer. Eff realtors and their shaky ways. No, I don’t want [...]

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