Eff Em Friday
Miss Jenkins Eff allergies. Eff losing 2 pounds that I can’t afford to lose. Eff the stress that had me running around neglecting my physical health. Eff feeling guilty for making a decision that made my life a little easier. I feel like I punked out, but I know I did what was best for [...]
Eff Em Friday
Like a one night stand, the week came and left. Slim Jackson Eff my tender ankle and jammed finger from this week’s basketball session. Some ice, some ibuprofen, some tape, and an ankle brace and I’ll be good. Damn I miss college sports and free access to a trainer.Though I’m grateful to have found a [...]
Eff Em Friday
It got so wet. Slim Jackson Eff my right calf muscle. I hop on the hardwood (uber-pause) and return to my glory days as a fundamentally sound undersized big man (pause and not that way again) basketball player and what happens? After half an hour, my right calf cramps up and sidelines me leaving me [...]
Eff Em Friday
No intro. Just get in the bed. Slim Jackson Eff the storms that came through NYC on Thursday. #IWasSoWet but at least my car didn’t get pancaked by trees. Oh yeah, pause. Eff my addiction to unpleasant tv shows like 1st 48, Hoarders, and Intervention. Ain’t nothing good about the content of these shows, but [...]
Eff Em Friday
Eff those who have a long weekend and eff those are salty about not having one. Lawry’s. Eff our forefathers who wanted freedom, but not for those darker than a powdered wig. Eff those celebrating their freedom, but still ask for Freedom Papers. Eff the Hamptons, the Poconos, the Outer Banks, Hilton Head and any [...]
Eff ‘Em Friday
Slim Jackson Eff still not having living room furniture. I need to go take a look around this weekend. I can’t continue to live my life this way. Sitting on random boxes and an over-sized television is not what’s hot in the streets. This weekend will be productive. Eff learning a new job. I love [...]
Eff Em Friday
Seattle Washington Eff having great news and not being able to share it yet. Eff that this company is a sinking ship and everyone is bouncing. Three more people left this week alone. Looks like everyone’s grabbing a life raft before the Titanic sucks them down with it. Eff all that though, I’m in Atlanta. [...]
Eff ‘Em Friday
Miss Jenkins Eff this play-play cold I have right now. The only symptom I have is a very stuffy, yet runny nose. No coughs. No body aches. I’m fatigued. Not enough to call out sick, but enough that it takes way more energy to do anything. I’ll be sniffling one minute and in the next, [...]

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