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Why I love Steak and BJ Day
The gods of holidays and special occasions has given us such monumental fails as Groundhog Day, Columbus Day, and Festivus, but they definitely redeemed themselves and done mankind a service with this one. For those of you not familiar, March 14th has been designated as Steak and BJ day, and has come to be known [...]
My President Is Black…
…and that’s damn near about it. Name five black politicians not named Barack Obama. I’ll wait. Now of the five you just named, subtract the ones you were only able to think of because their names are currently in the news for doing or saying something stupid. Unless if you live in a very urban [...]
4 Reasons Not To Cheat On Your Wife
The divorce rate is at an all time high and alimony settlements are even higher. Divorce hearings are starting to look more like NFL contract signings because these heffas are getting broke the f*ck off. The list of celebrities that pay exorbitant amounts of alimony is almost identical to it’s who’s who list. Today, Tiger [...]
Am I My Brother’s Keeper?
One of the main tenets of the “G Code” is for lack of better terminology, having your people’s backs. No matter what. The frustrating part about following this code is not having to remain true to your word, but having to do so when your fellow G royally f*cks up. (I told you not to [...]
What West Indians Don’t Get About “Yankees”
As the sole spokesperson for all West Indians living in the United States, let me begin by saying that we really like you guys. However, there are some fundamental differences that take more time to get used to than others. Many of us have managed to adapt to the cultural differences, but there are [...]
Dining in Hell’s Kitchen
I’ve become quite enthralled with the show Hell’s Kitchen. If you’ve never watched it, it’s Iron Chef on steroids. It’s basically a competition featuring a range of culinary stewards from all over the nation exhibiting their skills in a series of challenges, under the watchful eye of a d*ckheaded, obnoxious Scotsman. Yea, sounds like everything [...]
Stay In Your Lane Please
“Son don’t hang your hat where you can’t reach it…” We all have flaws and it can be easy to find faults in someone if you analyzed someone closely enough. Even models look a hot mess in the morning. However, as I said in yesterday’s caffeine driven midday rant, there seem to be a lot [...]
Maaaaaan….F*CK LeBron
Yea, I’m a hater. It was one thing for sports pundits to relentlessly salivate over Lebron’s future in the NBA, but the multi-city d*ckriding that has taken place in order to lure him to their neck of the woods should be XXX rated. Mayors are kissing his ass, residents are painting his face on the [...]
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