The Truth In Advertising, Pt. 2
With the exception of the Olson twins, Americans love to eat. Even amongst the healthiest of us, I’m sure there’s one little guilty pleasure out there that you’d fight your mama over for the last piece/portion/serving. Personally, I’ll eat just about anything. Yes, that too. But the older I get the harder I find it [...]
Why Black Mamba and Jigga won’t ever be The One
On paper, these two gentlemen are ahead of their class in just about every category (and their interviews are hotter, so holla). They’ve held us down several summers, showcasing their immense talents in various venues, and show no signs of slowing down anytime very soon. For all their efforts, they’re still not as respected as [...]
Back to Basics
The following post is probably going to be the exact opposite of what you expected based on the title. Or maybe not. Last fall, I outlined the Top 5 reasons why women should enthusiastically babysit their SO’s kids. That was based on the premise that the mouth hug being provided is good enough to yield [...]
5 Reasons You Should Give Her (More) Face Time : The Love Below
**This a throwback from my other gig. Just in case you missed it or forgot about it, here you go. ** According to the old saying, sometimes it’s better to give than to receive. And honestly, sometimes a lot of men don’t receive all they should because they front on the giving. If you’re a [...]
Baby…You Suck.
There’s never an easy way to let someone down, which is why people classically tip toe around the truth to “let them down easy”. In the workplace, it’s never easy to criticize a co-worker/superior/employee, but in the interest of running a lucrative operation, you have to deliver the news. In between the sheets however, it’s [...]
Where’s the Line?
During this week’s episode of “Slim Jackson scolds RCLS”, an event where he berates my self esteem and criticizes my work to no end, he managed to take 5 minutes out of his day to inquire about how I spent my past weekend, my TV viewing in particular: Slim: By the way Darkness, did you [...]
An Open Letter to King James,’Melo, Black Mamba and Flash
Dear Ballers, I know like many of your millions of NBA fans around the nation, you were the unfortunate witnesses of the charade formerly known as the “Slam Dunk” contest this past weekend. The Slam Dunk contest used to be the highlight of All Star weekend and was one of the single most anticipated events [...]
The Sh*t Your Man Does When You’re Not Lookin’
Yesterday Seattle helped our female readers understand what men are thinking about when they’re staring off into space. I’m going to give you an idea of some of things that happen when you’re not home/around or otherwise busy around the domicile. This applies to all types of relationships, whether you been married forever, dating for [...]

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