A Man’s Biggest Fears
Last week esteemed actor Laurence Fishburne made headlines for a more auspicious reason than usual – his daughter has decided to do porn. I could feel the heart of a well-respected man breaking in the distance. The man has built himself up from being a stick up kid in “King of New York” (thanks BBW) [...]
Dry Nuts: A Chat About Involuntary Celibacy
Slim: Every now and then a man goes through a stretch in his life where his nuts are extremely dry. He gets no bunz or whoppington o’suckles. This stretch can be a few days, a few weeks, or a few months. The longer the period of bunlessness, the more the testosterone builds and he becomes [...]
The Sh*t Your Man Does When You’re Not Lookin’
Yesterday Seattle helped our female readers understand what men are thinking about when they’re staring off into space. I’m going to give you an idea of some of things that happen when you’re not home/around or otherwise busy around the domicile. This applies to all types of relationships, whether you been married forever, dating for [...]
Yeah… I Don’t Like That
Two weeks ago, Slim, a close female friend and I were driving back to Boston after an eventful weekend in the greatest city in the world. To keep me from swerving into the median from lack of sleep, we chatted it up. Eventually a conversation about the horrible New York City traffic evolved into a [...]
Is Porn Cheating?
A simple question with a slew of varying answers. Some women get heated when they find the porn stash, others watch a video or two with their hubbie to get in the mood and others will go to the strip club with their man to buy him lap dances. Yes, I’ve seen it before. I [...]
Addendum to the Man Laws
Here ye! Here ye! When a male hits 13 years old, hair suddenly appears, his genitals take over his already horrible decision making skills and the Man Laws are passed down to him from the proverbial mountain top. It’s like The Matrix, they’re uploaded to your brain and now you know how to fly a [...]


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