Seattle’s Love Dealership
Welcome! I know the lot looks enticing, but please hold on. A lot of people shop for a significant other without knowing exactly what you’re getting into, myself included. See when you’re dealing with a man or a woman there are certain things that come with the territory. Like cars, there’s standard equipment that comes [...]
Seriously Though. Can We Talk About HIV/AIDS For A Minute?
“You can’t just throw it in there all willy nilly and not throw on a C.” The crowd laughed. It was at that moment that I knew the night would be a memorable one. The panel had begun and the questions were underway. As I mentioned on Monday, once I realized I was there to [...]
The Eff Buddy Zone
Somewhere between the “Friend Zone” and “Relationship Land” is a magical place full of wonder and enchantment. Everyone who’s passed through always had a carefree, glorious time. What’s this mysterious place you may ask? My friend, it’s called “The Eff Buddy Zone.” Similar to the “Friend Zone,” the “Eff Buddy Zone” is a region that’s [...]
5 Reasons You Should Give Her (More) Face Time : The Love Below
**This a throwback from my other gig. Just in case you missed it or forgot about it, here you go. ** According to the old saying, sometimes it’s better to give than to receive. And honestly, sometimes a lot of men don’t receive all they should because they front on the giving. If you’re a [...]
Dry Nuts: A Chat About Involuntary Celibacy
Slim: Every now and then a man goes through a stretch in his life where his nuts are extremely dry. He gets no bunz or whoppington o’suckles. This stretch can be a few days, a few weeks, or a few months. The longer the period of bunlessness, the more the testosterone builds and he becomes [...]
Why Do We Do It?
I like sex. Don’t we all? Well, I mean those of us who have had it. Even if you’re in the minority of people that have not done the deed, you probably have heard your friends talk about it enough that you think you like it already or have lied about it. Pureness aside, we [...]
“I Can’t Do That to Wifey”
Awhile back, I was conversing with a pretty much married guy about our previous conquests. We talked about some of the wild things we’ve had done to us or have done to women. Shoot there was this one time on Grand Central Parkway where… Ahem… Yeah… Moving on. We had more than a few laughs [...]
Yeah… I Don’t Like That
Two weeks ago, Slim, a close female friend and I were driving back to Boston after an eventful weekend in the greatest city in the world. To keep me from swerving into the median from lack of sleep, we chatted it up. Eventually a conversation about the horrible New York City traffic evolved into a [...]

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