The Top 5 Reasons Why You Need to Swallow
Notice her nice chin (Sturdy Chin!)
I’ve never quite understood why a blogsite called Three Ways staffed by 4 writers has a fascination with the number 8, so I’m gonna rock with 5 today. That notwithstanding, I have compiled the top 5 reasons why the fairer sex should be having human protein shakes as often as possible. I emphasized top because there are about 56,000 reasons why you should do it, but honestly if I need to give you more than 8, that just means you’re stubborn and I’m wasting my time…and top is also one of the more humorous synonyms for the almighty fellatio.
It feels better
Let’s be real. Men hate condoms. Every man that bothers to put on a rubber before hopping in some gushy warmth curses the Gods that be for having to do so. If he told you he likes them, he’s lying. It’s more like he puts up with it until you change your mind and let him get it skin to skin. And if you are rockin’ skin to skin without birth control, he still has to pull out and find somewhere to rest the kids. (Warning: You should only trust League of Cocksmen certified G’s to pull out. Non-certified cats WILL impregnate you.) Just the split second it takes to make sure you’re all the way out and you’re not blasting off in her fresh perm or new sheets can take away from the sweet sweet esctacy of an orgasm. Solution: swallow. It has all the same benefits of being inside a woman during the orgasm minus all of the horrible 9 month side effects. To hell with Plan B, that should THE Plan.
He likes it
Every man isn’t the same, so naturally they’re gonna like different things offered to them in your Rampin Shop. But I think I can safely say you don’t have to ask your man if he likes being sucked to the last drop. As a great man once said, “If the head right, Biggie there e’ry night.” Newsflash: THIS IS RIGHT. Why does he like it? Refer to reason #1. You know how hard it is to get him to do the stupid crap you want him to do like take out the trash and watch the Tyra show with you? Try this out and I guarantee the trash will be taken out before it’s full and he’ll set a reminder on the cable box for the Tyra show.
It’s only fair
Now if your man doesn’t go down on you, just skip to #4. But if he does, think about this. When he’s down there working his magic and he’s done, where do you think all that lovely moistness goes? That’s right, he swallows it. Even if he grabs the bottle of water or gatorade next to the bed to wash it down, he’s still ingesting it. What makes you think you’re any better? The nerve…
Spitters are quitters
The proof is in the pudding. This has become a quite cliche phrase over the years, but the last time I heard it, I was actually sitting in a diner surrounded by females that were talkin’ smack about chicks that don’t swallow. I was so pleased to hear this I bought them all another round of mimosas. But seriously, on a deeper level, it’s a testimony to character. No one like a quitter, nor do they like anyone to do half the job. When I go for an oil change, they don’t walk up to the car and say “Hey, we got the oil right here, so why don’t you just go ahead and get under there, drain the oil for us and we’ll take care of the rest.” Not a chance in hell. They change the oil, ask me if I want a new filter, top off my other fluids (take that how you want) and check my tire pressure. <——-Thorough. If you quit on me now, what else will you quit at?
If you liked it, you shoulda put ya lips on it
Seattle isn’t shallow enough to say it, so I will. He didn’t break up with you because he’s focused on his career, or he needs some time to himself or whatever the hell he told you. He broke up with you because you.don’t.swallow. And maybe some of those reasons played a role in his decision, but after weighing all the pros and cons, it popped into his head “…and the b*tch don’t swallow. DUECES!” Think about it, being focused on a career is stressful enough, so coming home to a half assed or no bj at all makes for a sour puss. The baddest man on the planet said it best…”I sacrifice so much in my life…I’ve been robbed of most of my money, can I at least get a bl*wj*b?“ So don’t spend too much time trying to figure out why 2 months after he told you he needed to be alone he has a new wifey. SHE SWALLOWS!
Like I said, there are thousands of other reasons why you should which I would love to share with you, but I already had to send Slim a dollar a word on Paypal for the extra hundred words or so. But I’m sure there are a few cats out there that will readily share a reason with you below in the comments section. So the next time a female asks why on Earth should she swallow, tell her to take it 3 ways. Then refer her to our blog. One yaself!
Badder than Sex,
RightCoastLexSteele, I Can Pay Your Bills, But Can You Make My Toes Curl
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I am thoroughly disgusted by this post.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 8:39 am
Though you’re disgusted, you gotta admit that this is prolly one of the most well-written articles/post on such a topic without goin’ overboard with shock value. I mean…c’mon!
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J Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Just for survey purposes — are you single Erin?
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pass di Kushempeng Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Don’t think she’ll be back today
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Erin Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
I decline to take your survey.
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RightCoastLexSteele, Woke up and kept drinking Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
I’ll take that as single.
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Anger Management Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Why are you disgusted? I think Vag juices are WAY worse because men have to endure it the whole time. At least when men cum its a one-time shot. *Shrugs*
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RCLS,
first, lmao. second, seek psychiatric help immediately!
Proud spitter/quitter,
Satya
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Wooooowwwww..and that was my response @ jus reading the title. I won’t even begin to comment further. (Shaking my head)
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Well I have to disagree with some of this post. I actually like to swallow but, my husband will not allow it. He won’t even bust on me…except when “auntie” comes to town. If I try to swallow he hurriedly pushes me away…unless I hold him down.
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Brookland's OWn Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 8:04 am
” I actually like to swallow but, my husband will not allow it. He won’t even bust on me…except when “auntie” comes to town. If I try to swallow he hurriedly pushes me away…unless I hold him down.”
WHAT!? IS HE OK? I SUGGEST YOU GET HIM SOME IMMEDIATE PSYCHIATRIC HELP! THAT JUST DOESN’T SOUND HEALTHY…
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Streetztalk Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:23 am
That man is possessed my demons. You need an exorcism.
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TRUE Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:18 am
whatever…I wont even comment..all im saying is…yeah..its too dirty for his wife to do it..but………
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I am thoroughly APPLAUDING at this post. The reasons why…I will not disclose.
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EFFE THAT.
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Yo RCLS. I’m happy for you and I’ma let you finish, but Seattle and Slim had one of the greatest s*x posts of all time…of all time!
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pass di Kushempeng Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 9:13 am
You clearly shouldnt be sippin henny on your way to the job.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 9:30 am
LMAO!
GOAT POST!
You stole his whole thunder.
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smoove Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:35 pm
co-sign 1 hunnit
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i was all set to disagree with you but i have to admit…you make a very compelling argument. i’m almost convinced. if it didn’t taste like hot salty laundry detergent, i’d be a swallowing fool.
as it is, i tell dudes, i’m more than willing to swallow…if you’re okay with the fact that i will most likely barf all over you immediately afterward.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 9:39 am
ahhhh I love these topics….
the taste could be fixed. Simple diet adjustment. Less meats (Fish is a no no before head) and cheese. More Pineapples and Mango. Adds more sugar to your body and makes it more fluid. I have some every morning. Plus the diet will help with the smell of his balls (PAUSE)… cut the curry (makes your sweat extra funky).
I am focused on making pleasing me as easy as possible.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:06 am
“if it didn’t taste like hot salty laundry detergent, i’d be a swallowing fool.”
Lol. Damn. Ya boo needs to change his diet. I hear it helps.
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To swallow, or not to swallow… That is the question.
Here is the answer: some spunk is just TOO funky to digest. If ur girl doesn’t swallow, read a book on how to make it taste better. I’ve gone a whole (deep) job without gagging, but then gagged to nearly puking the moment it hit the tongue. And I had to deal with that for nearly 3 years.
For all other cases, though, Miss Becky herself appreciates the 411. I always wondered if there was really a difference. I guess now I know! =P
Disclaimer: some of this may or may not have been in jest. I’ll let you decide.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pass di Kushempeng Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 8:56 am
Suggestion for you and Max: feed your SO’s tons of fruit, particularly pineapples. That should do the trick.
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Smiley Face Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 9:25 am
Coconut water works too but it’s an acquired taste.
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WithRainbowSprinkles Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:37 am
regular water is helpful too…keep yourself hydrated,gentlemen…good for your kidneys and your swimmers…
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Hmm i commented but it didn’t show up. Oh well…
basically if you’re a non-finisher/gulper don’t get mad when you’re still single and all your homegirls are getting wifed up. You better learn how to cook a steak like Ruth’s Chris
J-Full
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Mr Mister drinks plenty of pineapple juice…nuff said
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I was set to say EEEWWW and NO! but you know, if the fruit thing really does work I may become a different woman for the next man
For me it’s never been an aversion to the act, but like Joey and Max said, it’s just a really unpleasant taste…
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OMG! I was not expecting this, this early in the morning LOL…it was Hee-larry-us nonetheless…”If you liked it, you shoulda put ya lips on it”…had me rollin…
i have nothing to contribute to the topic at hand but it was informative and interesting nonetheless…carry on…
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Let me say that I admire women who can just say eff it and swallow without hesitation. Really. Yall are some bad, bold, wonderful sistas.
My last boo had a Madonna/whore complex where I was concerned. Said he didn’t want to see me swallow. Worked for me because every time I’d gas myself up to do it, I’d punk out. lol.
I think I’m gonna save that trick for the guy that’s seriously considering putting a ring on it. Then I can say “Baby you’re the first I’ve ever done this to” to stroke his ego and feel good that I’m actually telling the truth. lol.
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max Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:17 am
you got the right idea girl. i’m gonna save it too! i don’t have much left at this point…LOL
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pass di Kushempeng Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:18 am
This is all you need, trust that.
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All i have to say is OMG… can’t believe you managed to write a whole post on swallowing lol
well, you all know i don’t get down with that, so i won’t bore you with how i feel about the whole thing. but i’ve missed you guys (law school has taken over my life), so i thought i’d drop a line.
congrats on winning best blog!
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LLS!
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I’ve come out of my cave to say that I was unaware that swallowing was taboo.
I believe that spitting is more work. You have to hold it in your cheeks, excuse yourself from the room and go to the bathroom to expell..
I love oral sex and if your man is eating right and taking care of himself the taste of the protien shake is not that bad….the same applies to a woman’s juices.
I mean to each his own..but great post
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Tonda Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:18 am
I’ve also heard that the sensation is more intense for him if you suck and swallow verses the “wait for it” method.
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smoove Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:39 pm
it is
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well, I can’t say I’m surprised by the responses. LMAO. I refuse to believe folks break up because a girl doesnt’ swallow. if she just gave you crucial head, deep throat and all–why does it matter where you finish? I mean does she have to swallow every time? LOL
And I have heard of SEVERAL men that don’t want to come on their woman or in their mouth, its not that uncommon. I understand why you all like it though…
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:29 am
I’ll be honest. I don’t think you want to be with one of these guys long term. I think if you are scared to treat you wifey like a “freak” and eff her like she is your mother its a sign of a future boring hump life. You gotta be willing to cut loose and do the kind of dirt you would with a prostitute. If not you will end up messing with someone else b/c you aren’t doing everything you want to with wifey.
Just b/c you treat her like a dirty rag during beatz doesn’t mean you have to treat her like that when the lights come back on. First time a girl is fired upon they always act scary. Some fear the sight of Sailors will get the preggers, some just think of it like piss coming from a nasty place.
But once they learn to associate the splash off with the best strokes you got, there is a heighten sense of tension and anticipation that comes with the whole process of finishing a male off and spewing his climax on a nice oiled up booty or (if missionary) checking his distance and seeing if he could hit your nipple. Before long you will be calling for it with the best sentence the english language has ever created “Come on Me, Daddy.”
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Slim Jackson Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:36 am
I have the feeling you are going to have a very active day on the blog.lol.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pass di Kushempeng Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Talk about a GOAT post. LOL…yes, my friend, the greatest.sentence.ever.
“You gotta be willing to cut loose and do the kind of dirt you would with a prostitute.”
But for this right here…you owe me a new shirt homie, cuz I spit my coffee out on the joint I’m wearing.
::See how harmful spitting can be?::
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:03 am
I have declared today a Bank Holiday. No need to do my job. Just comment. lol.
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Tatica Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:03 am
*I think if you are scared to treat you wifey like a “freak” and eff her like she is your mother its a sign of a future boring hump life. You gotta be willing to cut loose and do the kind of dirt you would with a prostitute. If not you will end up messing with someone else b/c you aren’t doing everything you want to with wifey.*
I think it’s really interesting that you say this, I feel the same way and would hope the future Mr. does not have a problem with getting dirty, but I can understand a man being conflicted, though he needs to get over it. I still have fantasies to fulfill so I kinda need a man who is up to the challenge.
I’m the girl who never shows too much skin, shy on the first meeting, seemingly quiet…I hope knowing that there’s this whole other beast that only he gets to see, turns him on as much as it does me.
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Tunde Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:26 am
“I think if you are scared to treat you wifey like a “freak” and eff her like she is your mother its a sign of a future boring hump life. You gotta be willing to cut loose and do the kind of dirt you would with a prostitute. If not you will end up messing with someone else b/c you aren’t doing everything you want to with wifey.”
true words homie. i totally agree.
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ummmmmmmmmmm i love the milk…..
i found myself licking my fingers and lapping up the floor last night to get every last drop AND I woke him up by getting another hit
lol
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:35 am
I would like to dedicated a song to you.
Young Jeezy. Thug Motivation 101. Track 2.
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anonymous lol Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:42 am
haha yea he could not stop grinning and moaning lol
i wonder what i’ll think of next lol be afraid
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smoove Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
niiiiice
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*ahem* Weeellll…I’ve always been a swallower. Not first thing in the morning (I figured out the hard way that swallowing on an empty stomach does NOT agree with me) but as long as I’ve eaten in the past 2 hours I’m good. And ladies, if you kinda deep throat it and tilt your head back slightly, it goes right down the chute without ever hitting your tongue.
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Brookland's OWn Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:46 am
“And ladies, if you kinda deep throat it and tilt your head back slightly, it goes right down the chute without ever hitting your tongue”
THAT’S GREAT ADVICE! DID YOU HEAR THAT LADIES? ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TILT YOUR HEAD BACK SLIGHTLY AND YOU WON’T HAVE TO TASTE IT. YOU SHOULD WRITE A BOOK!? UNLESS YOU ALREADY HAVE. IS THIS SUPERHEAD?
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Smiley Face Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:58 am
SAY THAT! Don’t be scuuurredd!
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let me find out everybody gotta be anonymous to admit they like to swallow.
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Anonymous Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:20 am
Google finds EVERYTHING. I would’ve been anonymous even if I didn’t swallow, just cuz nobody needs to know all that information!
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:01 am
lol… I was about to point out the same thing.
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yea i can’t have ppl trying to fit into my schedule once they find out
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If you dont do it, women should do it for reason:
http://tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm
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Peyso Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:28 am
for some reason this link only works on my blackberry
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gem_n_i Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:21 am
“The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio,” Shafteer said. “It’s a cause, not THE cause.”
I think reading this article on CNN…CNN! was more comical than RCLS’ article. hehe.
“‘Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine,’ said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers”
…i wonder what the parameters of their research included…
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Seattle Washington Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Now this is truly Fair and Balanced News.
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well i for one agree most part with the post. the comments so far are as expected. i think a lot of women on this board (and across the internets) put out this good girl image, like they don’t do anything. i mean its to be commended. lady in the (internet) streets and freak in the sheets. can’t knock your hustle.
anyway on the post. i don’t think a guy would break up with a woman because she doesn’t swallow. now will he break up with her cuz the head is bad or she doesn’t do it all? probably so. i also agree with you about men swallowing a woman’s secretions by default when he’s servicing her (if he’s doing it right).
one thing that is worst than not swallowing or spitting is stopping beforehand and letting nature take its course. thats like me going down on you and me stopping when you say you’re about to cum so use your fingers to finish the job.
i was having a conversation with my s/o and she had the audacity to tell me that giving head is a lot harder than giving a tongue lashing. like the tongue don’t be getting tired. lol. lies and propaganda.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:33 am
Not even just the tongue man. What about the jaw? A man’s jaw can lock while he’s down there. That is not what’s up.lol.
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max Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:37 am
a tongue lashing is tiring?!? really?? you should try a mic check some time and then come back and tell me about tiring!
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Tunde Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:41 am
ok. and then after you perform a tongue lashing you tell me whats up.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pass di Kushempeng Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Don’t forget ya neck…to reach all the spots you gotta put some neck work in. To be fair, there’s a lot of neck work involved in mic checkin too, so it seems that both men and women endure the labor of love to do the job right.
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max Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:45 am
unless you have to put the WHOLE tun tun in your mouth there is no way a tongue lashing is more tiring than a hood suck.
no.way.
tmj is not a joke.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pass di Kushempeng Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:55 am
LOL…if the whole pum pum don’t end up in ya mouth, you’re just wasting her time. You gotta get a good grip on them lips w/ your lips, then lick and suck like there’s a gun to ya head. And when she says “OOOOHH, RIGHT THERE!”, that means either you better hold your neck right where it is, or be prepared for her to grab the back of ya head so you don’t move. Yurp.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:00 am
you aint putting this whole Cannon in your mouth, PLEASE!
Having a big piece comes with sacrifice.. a black man hasn’t been deep throated in years! Ita a historical fact.
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:08 am
It can be done, it just requires a bit of acrobatics. If you have a gal who’s up to the challenge have her lie on the bed
or sofa, countertop, exercise benchwith her head hanging off the edge.When she tilts her head back it will put her chin in line with her throat which give you a few more inches of room to get it in.
WARNING: She’ll have to breathe completely out of her nose. You’ll be pretty much blocking her airway so be attentive and don’t literally “kill the bitch”.
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Reecie Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:22 am
good tips.
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:32 am
Forgot to mention she should be lying on her back… that part is kinda important. lol.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pass di Kushempeng Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:13 am
WHAT? Nah cuz…I have to disagree. 3 words…NO.GAG.REFLEX. Find you one.
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Tatica Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:20 am
I agree, you ain’t been treated yet!
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Tunde Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:32 am
yeah buddy. rolling like a big shot.
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Reecie Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:44 am
THANK YOU MAX. smh
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:47 am
We should have a Bi-sexual woman come through and decide this arguement.
There has to be ONE raeding this.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:32 am
**THIS JUST IN** I have just received a text message from an avid reader who would like to remain anonymous.
She says, “The technique required to [give face] is mad complex, [checking the mic] not so much. As long as a chick knows how to pat her head and rub her belly, she can [check a mic]. However, taking out the complexity variable – [mic checking] is harder i.e. your neck, your back, your mouth, arms, hands are hurting after. It also takes more skill to cover the teeth down on a dude vs. a woman.”
…You heard it here first folks, giving face is more complex, but mic checking (if done right) can be more physically enduring.
This has been Seattle Washington, once again giving it to you Three Ways. And now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pass di Kushempeng Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Good work, Seattle.
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Reecie Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:37 am
preciate that…
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:58 am
this has to be true…
its in quotes.
Seattle. Plz thank that Bi reader….actually how about you give me that number and I can do it myself.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Co-sign. First off you are licking the inside of a body (certain times)
2nd.. straight woman think eating out is as easy like licking a lollipop. You can close your mouth between licks of a lollipop, your jaw gets so stiff down there. Plus I got this small small small ass tongue so I gotta put my whole face in it and I can’t breathe with your pelvis in my face!
SMALL SMALL ASS TONGUE!
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Smiley Face Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Small tongues work better on me..my lil man in the boat is LITTLE, your big @ss tongue might skip right over it ain’t no fun in that.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:05 am
I like to think of my tongue as an F2 or F3 tornado. Not a rinky dink tongue, but not an unbearable monster.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:15 am
“Think a lot of women on this board (and across the internets) put out this good girl image, like they don’t do anything. i mean its to be commended. lady in the (internet) streets and freak in the sheets. can’t knock your hustle.”
**bats lashes and blushes**
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Standing ovation: Clap Clap BRAVO!!!
Honestly, I could care less what she does with it. I can say that the swallow is mentally stimulating. You look at it like wow, shes a G! It also compells you to match or exceed her level of gangsta in the bedroom.
Either way if the Skydone is correct, we’ll be hittin homeruns all nite long!
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Streetztalk Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:28 am
Also, I saw this title in my gmail reader and almost fell out my chair, lmao
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Good post RCLS!! You could have taken this in a completely different and absolutely vulgar direction, so I definitely commend you.
I finf it interesting that some of the ladies are shy about swallowing, when we had no problem goin into explicit details about how much we like face, when we want face, is face better vitamin D, face in the bedroom, face in the kitchen face on a plane, face on a train, yes I like green eggs and ham but I love face, etc. http://www.threewaystotakeit.com/face/
Back to the topic at hand, don’t do it if you’re not comfortable doing it, if you’re not going to go all the way and try to hoover him dry. And fruit helps for men and for women. Really, a mainly vegetarian diet really makes it all better. I’m vegetarian, and I keep my dairy intake to a low, and I’ve been told I taste different…better. So, that just a heads up to all of you lovers of face time.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pass di Kushempeng Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Like the great Beanie Siegel was recently quoted as saying “Don’t make sense, don’t make dollars/that’s like a chick that suck d*ck but don’t swalla/Why bother?”
Thanks for the commendation!!
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Andressa Reply:
June 8th, 2010 at 5:12 pm
“I’m vegetarian, and I keep my dairy intake to a low, and I’ve been told I taste different…better”
You just put the ‘win’ in #swindle. I.love.it
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ok these comments real cute and funny but I feel like stirring the pot today…to all the men/women who enjoy giving/receiving the swimmers a good ride down the deep throat water slide…how is your demeanor after the fact? Do you kiss? or is your partners lips off limits for a period of time?
Just curious……
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:53 am
You are bold.
I like you.
After I give face I demand a kiss. DEMAND!
A) I want a pat on my back for doing a good job
B) a girl tasting herself is hot like sun
C) don’t ask me to do something you wont
D)My face looks like I was just bobbing for apples.. I need to know I’m still cute.
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olivya23 Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:57 am
but would you still kiss her after SHE gave YOU the goodness?
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Tunde Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
i still don’t see why not.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pass di Kushempeng Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:58 am
I used to be front on kissing after the oral, but if you’re dealing with a champ, it’s just a damn insult to turn ya head if she try to kiss you when she’s done and vice versa. And if you have some sort of hangup in your head about that person not being clean you need not be messing w/ them in first place. Now I just let everything flow…it keeps the fire blazin!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:02 am
When I’m blasting off, I do the Harlem Shake.
I kiss da boo afterwards too. I mean it may not be an aggressive tongue kiss, but I do kiss. She is also required to kiss me afterwards right before the piece goes to make sure everything is okay in there.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pass di Kushempeng Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Breathe, stretch, shake…let it go!
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Reecie Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:05 am
sure kiss afterwards, for either side giving…
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Tatica Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:06 am
I do not kiss until I rinse, it seems weird! But I will kiss him after he’s done working, I don’t know why the difference…
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:20 am
its culturally acceptable for a women to taste herself. It is done through out all adult movies. And if you ask most girls have done it (either by themselves or a guy making them do it).
But you NEVER ever EVER hear a guy say “yo I licked my kids just to try it”. Dude would get laughed off the block! So I think that is why a kiss after eating is more popular than a kiss after mic checks.
I kiss if swallowed, or after you spit. Im not going to kiss a place where my spunk is still laying… that doesn’t sound attractive.
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Black and Trapped in Toronto Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:23 am
CHeeKZ you got limitations? interesting lol
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Licking my own nut is a reasonable limitations…..
that and you can’t touch my butt. I went to an all boys high school and still have fears from taking showers with those white boys **shivers**
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N.I.A. N.I.A. bo-bia, banana-fana fo-fia, fee-fi-mo-mia. N.I.A. Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
by butt, do you mean cheekz?
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Black and Trapped in Toronto Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
CHeekz..is there something you want to share with the fam?
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
ok look. There weren’t any girls around in High School. So the seniors use to look at my butt while I was showering and that is how I got the name CHeeKZ since my booty tended to be quit round and juicy.
this conversation is over!
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Terri Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
I would stop telling that story if I were you.
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Cheekie Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
I agree. I got my name that way and it’s cute when I tell it. You? Not so much, boo.
I just tell folks I got my name because of my FACE cheeks. The ninjas walking behind me say otherwise.
CHeeKZ Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
well I know you like my hands on your cheeks sweart heart.
Smiley Face Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
wait a minute…wasn’t that a movie..?
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Smiley Face Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:09 am
I kiss/want to be kissed…there’s just a whole other level of intimacy there.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pass di Kushempeng Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:17 am
Co-sign Ms. Smiley Face
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Seattle Washington Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Ehhh, it depends on the girl. & how much I like her. & how messy she was with the dismount.
Lots o’ factors here.
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:18 am
I am of the belief that my goodies give forth the nectar of the gods, so I’m all for kissing afterwards.
I feel that once we’re naked inhibitions are pointless so I’ll give you a big juicy kiss and even lick your fingers.
If I had the decency to find your kids a good home the least you can do is give me a kiss afterwards. I’m submissive and I like praise. If you want me to do it again you better show me how much you liked it and what a good girl I am
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Terri Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:29 am
I never heard of anyone not kissing afterward. I had an ex that would kiss me (tongue and all) with my juices still in his mouth and have me suck on his fingers that was covered in fluid – we were all types of freaky, but it was fun nonethelss.
BTW, I swallow and great post.
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Tunde Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
i do. i don’t see why not.
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I really don’t see why this is taboo…get down and dirty with it. With that said…
Go BIG or go HOME. Personally I make it a point to swallow. I think sucking it out gives him the utmost pleasure, but don’t suck on it too long because then it gets sensitive. But once he starts shaking and shivering that’s when you know the job is done.
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Can I get an encore?
Swallowing is part of the fun!!!
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Seattle Washington Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:15 am
::hand claps::
See! It’s fun for everybody!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:23 am
As long as yall get your daily servings of fruits, veggies and water…
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N.I.A. N.I.A. bo-bia, banana-fana fo-fia, fee-fi-mo-mia. N.I.A. Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 11:47 am
exactly.
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*shrugs*..I have a fetish for it..
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For a long time I was actually against my S.O. ingesting my kids because of my own severe prejudice against my own spunk, but I can admit that I have become a reformed man. I will say no more.
SBM endorses this post.
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*blink, blink*
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I’m not a fiend for swallowing, but I am a fiend for pleasing my man. If he does what’s necessary to make his esperma palatable, it shall be ingested.
I do, however, refuse to do it for anyone who will not kiss me after. If you can’t bear to taste it, why should I??
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I knew this chick I was dating didn’t swallow…but she did anal and licked nuts and ass.
I told her that other shit is cool and all be we ain’t gone work out if you don’t do baby batter.
We decided to remain friends…after I hit once just to see if it was worth it.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
one day… somebody has to do an anal post.
I think I may die of joy that day. But until than .. this is the greatest week day I have ever had. Work shouldn’t be this fun
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Tunde Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
you hear that 3ways crew (or sbm crew)… i would also like to see that post.
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Cheekz I dunno I if I’m ready for your comments on that particular post lol. However, while you’re waiting I did a post on my blog with some pointers on how to have an enjoyable anal experience: http://under-the-cherry-moon.blogspot.com/2009/04/ask-cherry-imma-hit-it-real-hard-from.html
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
**big smile**
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Co-sign, and that’s all that needs to be said. lol.
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Yeah. No. It doesn’t appeal to me as a dude and I would never ask/expect my girl to engage. If the shoe was on the other foot, I would burn the shoe. Lady Juice is much less viscous and ewww. Y’all are making we really dislike pineapples.
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WOW this post had my dying, mind you I was driving through the city in crazy traffic, I think I may have ran over a few traffic cops because I definitly did not have my eye on the road.
I never knew swallowing was such a big deal, I always had the mentality of, your already cumin whats the big deal. Kinda felt like I already got you there, its not something I do to make you cum. I guess I still look at it as more of a male power trip than sexual pleasure. I don’t have to mentaly put myself in a submissive place to have sex or even give head, I’m not shy about either, I’m the girl who keeps eye contact because I want to see every flinch, tick, spasm but swallowing is a whole different story. I was with my ex about 3 years before I “Sucked him dry” as you all say and I did it during make-up sex so nuff said. It never caught on as a norm for us his vice was more about cummin in my face, which I didnt like but would do more willingly. In other situations I was definetly a spitter.
Damn I’m not a prude but to me the issue is more about “When do you Swallow? I don’t have a 3 date or 3 month rule for sex/head, but I really can’t imagine swallowing in an unofficial girl situation. I mean is anyone else with me on this. Honestly, would the men on here wife a woman if she swallows the 1st time you have sex, I think thats crazy. I don’t put swallowing on par with a man performing oral sex. There is no equivalent for men. And what about men who cum ALOT, do I really have to swallow all of it???
I think kissing after is actually a good trick for men if you’ve already cum in her mouth, she going to have to decide to either turn you away or swallow and kiss you, I think in most cases I would still deny you.
All the tips are great about diet changes, but again thats something you have to discuss with your man, if he’s not your man he probably will not care to make those changes for you.
I’m so with the girl who said not to do it on an empty stomach, no bueno.
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pass di Kushempeng Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
“Honestly, would the men on here wife a woman if she swallows the 1st time you have sex, I think thats crazy.”
I keep a diamond ring in my night stand just in case.
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Renee Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Lex how big is that ring? Platinum or white gold hahaha.
Miss Cherry is very right about taking your power, that’s why I keep eye contact, I want to watch you lose all your power. I’m a mess, I really get immense joy out of watching men fallout after sex, then I usally make a request for them to get me water or something knowing he can’t even stand!
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RightCoastLexSteele, Woke up and kept drinking Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
White gold, I heard that platinum is weak.
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Tatica Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Yes I do agree. Like I said I’d consider a change in technique for the next man, but I do mean the next man, which may or may not be the lucky dude I assault in sexual frustration.
There may be a couple of other things I’d prefer to save for the right guy/situation, and only because I’m more relaxed at a certain level of comfort. I perform much better that way.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
See facials never really did it for me. Probably b/c I (and from what I have observed from Trains and adult entertainment, most black men) am really not a Peter North kind of guy. For the most part its just a tea spoon, and unless I have been doing my keigels it just drips out.
I support this post, but to be honest the actual swallow isn’t THAT big to me. It is a power trip as you mentioned. And I did enough damage to your stomach from the other end. But as a standard procedure… you should take it in your mouth all the time, even on the first sex date. I understand the mentality of holding off with giving up the buns, however once you spread your legs it is very important you not hold back and make the wait worth it. By not sleeping with him for 3 dates you have showed him you are a lady in the streets, lets see if you are the freak in the bed already. Put your best foot foward and pull out all the ‘standard’ stops.
I was only a fan of facials until I actually did one, than I realized how stupid it was. Its one thing to bust wildly and miss her mouth. But to have someone stand there with their mouth close feels awkard. Its clearly a habit picked up from porn. Its only cool to see how much spunk you could pull out, but without a request this aint going down.
“I ‘Sucked him dry’ as you all say and I did it during make-up sex so nuff said”
I trust you admitted you were wrong and were being ‘punished’?
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pass di Kushempeng Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
If it’s such a power trip, why do I feel so powerless once she’s done?
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Because she swallowed your mojo lol. It’s like an exorcism. She has exorcized the demons, you’ve given up the ghost and now you’re just a shell of your former self.
Just drink a glass of water, take 5, and you’ll be back in fighting shape.
Unless I did, in that case you would probably need a good long nap.Reply
Renee Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Actually, it was a combination of me being wrong/missing him/him possible blowing all over my car, NEVER. CheeKZ you have some good points about being a 100 after the first time but I’m not convinced. I like to do things in stages. I would say the first time should be great and set the stage but you still need to save some tricks for a rainy day.
Yes I was right about the power trip!!!
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Three ways fam, I was gonna post anomously but, I’m not ashamed to admit this cuz who cares?! Like really, if you judge me…you judge me. #itiswhatitis
I’ve gone down on a couple guys, but I never knew what I was doing and the fact that they begged me to do it…made me give a less than stellar performance. As you can tell, I’ve never swallowed. I’m just realizing that I’m pretty inexperienced when it comes to these things. So, this post was incredibly enlightening!
It’s like I want to, and I have someone in mind, but, I dunno. Sorry if I sound confused…I am. I just really need to take a class or something. I’m so inexperienced. I feel like a damn virigin at times. Boo-me. I’m LoudPen with a SILENT Miss KK. Terrible.
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Brookland's OWn Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
“I just really need to take a class or something. I’m so inexperienced.”
Its funny you bring that up b/c I was just opening The Felatio Academy. We’re accepting students, teachers, and random other faculty. Feel free to apply/reply/etc.
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First of all this post was hilarious and I was just blog surfing and found this space and I am happy that I did!
Secondly, many women find the act of swallowing disgusting they don’t like it. Some men forget that their “spunk” will taste just like what they’ve eaten so that’s a definite turnoff!
Thirdly, I died after writing this post cause I could not stop laughing!! Ha ha
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pass di Kushempeng Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Vilkomen! Be sure to sign up and take it 3ways in ya inbox!
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“If you liked it, you shoulda put ya lips on it”
I’d like to acknowledge the source of this excellent quote, my man a hundred and grand and DJ of choice, DJ SHOW, CEO of Money Talks Ent, and heavy hitter from Knockout Kings. If you’re ever in Albany, NY hit him up on twitter to find out where the hot spot is @…big up my DJ!
@djShOwOfficial – twitt away! Hit him up, he’s connected!
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*Sigh* I’m usually so standoffish bout commenting about something so personal. But I will say I had a “When HoShit Goes Wrong” experience that makes me hesitant to do it again BUT this blog was so well-written and persuasive, I’m over here stroking my chin talmbout “Well, I COULD reconsider…”
Peer Pressure is a B**ch!
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CHeeKZ Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
it wouldn’t kill you to share the story…
you could even do it anonymously..
you could be saving a life by sharing.
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not only was this post HILARIOUS but the comments had me in tears!!! Ms. Cherry, you are a trip but I love it! and thanks for clarifying the “lay on your stomach” part of that manuever cuz I was sitting here like how in the hell?!?! lol as far as mic checking I have to be really really realllllllly comfortable with your ass to even consider it but like somebody else said, once you’re naked what the hell is the point of holding back? at the same time i’ve never done it long enough to make him cum but this has been very useful information so I’ll let y’all know how he likes it
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The Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Pass di Kushempeng Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
I usually don’t co-sign any form of “taking it”, but I must say, these are extenuating circumstances. Keep on pushin’ sista! Or in this case, I guess pullin…
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I don’t even know how to comment to this, this was great post. Lmao, Like Chris Rock said “your like a beta max do they still make you”. I will if i taste it and swallow, so at least she can return you the favor.
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I will admit I wasn’t a swallower or even that big of a licker (i knooow i knooow) but recently I’ve kinda gotten into it. I often find that I’m so intent on making him “happy” that I don’t even realized he’s done!
Whoever noted about the taste is certainly correct. Nothing is worse than sitting with an aftertaste when you’re trying to get into the main show.
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Renee Reply:
September 24th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Girl its one of those things, once you start blowing their minds, you just can’t stop. I often wondered if other women actually were into givin good head the way I am, I swear all my girls front on it. Good to know im normal by Three way standards.
But how can you not know he’s done, I always realize the second that hotness hits my tongue. I use to always tell my ex to tell me when he’s cumin, I can’t deal with surprises.
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LittleMissSunshine Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 12:49 am
haha. He’ll say something but I’m so focused on making it come that I guess I can suck right to the back of my throat and don’t even notice til the aftertaste kicks in!
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If your girl don’t swallow, replace her with a white girl. No seriously, I’m not being insenstive, I’m being serious.
If a girl don’t suck dick or swallow, i’m too grown to try and convince her to do it. I wouldn’t drop a girl for not doing it, or look at her bad.
Thats why its important to pre-screen girls. There’s plenty of great girls out there who swallow, why waste time on the ones who got hang-ups about it?
Le natural selection work its magic, and soon girls will be holding us down to blow us!!!
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TOUCHÉ!
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Late to comment but I cosign “Spitters are Quitters” #sukishrug and #fistpumo
That is all. ^_^
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He broke up with you because you don’t swallow? Hmmmmm, sexual issues can be the cause for the demise of a relationship but, I am pretty sure none of my relationships have ever ended because of this. Hell, my boyfriend of 2 years didn’t even lik BJ’s. Girls, try to satisfy your man. Be enthusiastic, love what you’re doing, but don’t do something that is painful or makes you sick. No one who cares about you will want you to feel pain or feel sick.
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Applaud that man!
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*giggle* i like this post
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