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This is how I feel if any of the following happen....
This weekend, a bunch of things that annoyed me happened practically all at once. As such, I felt moved to share a few things that piss me off sometimes. I’m sure I’m not alone on a few of these.
…I speak to people and they don’t respond.
Hey you, Ms. Lady behind the cash register. I know you heard me say “Hello, how are you?” Don’t look me dead in my eye and act as though you are hard of hearing. I understand you hate your job and 95% of the people who come to your register are rude. But I’m not. Check yourself.
…People bring their crying children to quiet places.
This is a 6am flight to L.A. Why is your damnnear newborn son hollering his little head off? Why didn’t you rub some rum on his gums rock him to sleep before you got here? And of course I know I am being a little unreasonable, but damn it, when I’m trying to catch some sleep, I only have sympathy for myself. And ma’am this is an R-rated movie. Your runny-nosed 8-year-old shouldn’t even be in here. But now he’s crying about wanting some gummies bears, ruining my viewing experience. Isn’t Shrek showing a few theaters down?
…People bump me and don’t say “Excuse me.”
Yes, we are in tight quarters. But that doesn’t give you the right to just bump me like you wanna be starting something (#RIPMJ). If you said excuse me, I’d be more willing to ignore the fact that you almost made me spill this $11 drank. I hate it even more when someone bumps into me whilst we are walking on a wide and empty sidewalk. I’d be wrong if I tripped you or pushed you into the street, right?
…People see me behind them and fail to hold to door or apologize for their lapse in judgment.
I’m not unreasonable. I have mistakenly let a door go as I walked through it because either I didn’t see the person behind me or I misjudged the pep in their step. But sir, you see me. I’m right behind you AND my hands are full. But because you have little to no home training, you let the door slam right I as I get to it. Thanks jerkwad.
…People chew as though they are cows feeding on cud.
I don’t understand why I am across the room from you and I can hear your salivary glands going to work. Even chewing gum doesn’t give you an excuse to chew all loud and make those gross moisture sounds with your mouth. Stop it.
…I get stuck behind someone smoking like a damn chimney.
I immediate go into a-hole mood. I start coughing all loud, and saying things like “People STILL smoke cigarettes?” I know Joe Camel had no way of knowing I’d end of walking behind him and true, we are on a public side walk. But inhaling that second hand smoke takes a few minutes off of my life. Thanks buddy. Along those same lines…
…I leave the club smelling like I smoke a pack of Newports.
This. Is. The. Worst. That damn smoke permeates every fiber of clothing and ever strand of my freshly washed hair. And cigarette smoke doesn’t really go away until you wash your hair again. I don’t have time. Thankfully I live in a place that has banned smoking in public establishments. Guess I won’t be hitting the clubs in ATL anymore.
I’m done. I’m glad I got that off my chest. It’s your turn. What are some things that annoy the hell of out you? Do you ever think are you are the only one who finds something annoying annoying? Let’s see what we have in common.
It’s not Friday, but I needed to vent,
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I think letting the door shut in someone’s face is one of the rudest things ever. It’s like their saying I don’t respect your presence. This lady did to me at work and then proceeded to bust her arse. I of course pointed and laughed.
Another pet peeve of mine is coughing without covering your mouth. What makes you think I want that strain of ebola. Worst even you want shake my hand and be in my face o_0. I swear I just want to spray Lysol in their faces.
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 9:41 am
I actually hate when people cover their mouths w/ their hands. Please use your elbow or inside of a jacket or something. I dont want your germs
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I can’t think of anything else to add right now..
but AMEN to them all!!
bad manners, lack of common sense, lack of social etiquette..ALL OF IT!!!
I give this post 2 thumbs up!
This is my first stumble upon your page – look forward to reading more!
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Co-sign this whole list esp. chewing so loud I can hear your digestive system working & co-sign ladycakes’. If you haven’t washed your hands with some soap and H2O and some rubbing alcohol, don’t converse with me. I do not want swine/bird/or any kind of flu, SARS, or ecol i thankyouverymuch
My pet peeve would have to be people (esp. the snot nosed kids in middle school & definitely 21+ crowd) cursing around old[er] folk, young ladies like myself, or little kids like they don’t have a vocabulary beyond 4 letter words. Yeah, sure, I can have a colorful vocabulary too, but have some respect. Nobody outside of your A + B &/or C conversation wants to hear that! You can make your point without sounding like half the brain dead rappers out here that have 75% of their lyrics bleeped out just to make the song “clean”. You don’t sound ‘grown’ or ‘gangsta’ or ‘hard’, you just sound stupid cause it shows how limited your word bank is.
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I co-sign this entire post! Common courtesy is becoming a lost practice and rudeness is more prevalent day by the day.
A couple things to add to the list:
-people who drive in the slow lane and act like people don’t need to merge onto/exit the freeway.
-strangers who invade your personal space. I’m especially sensitive to this in line at the grocery store and find myself wanting to scream BACK THE F*CK UP!!
-people who litter, particualarly gross stuff like used condoms and dirty diapers.
-people who are loud for no reason in public. Do you really need to shout into your cell phone while in Target/grocery store/post office/etc.? It’s not a tin-can!! If you’re having a conversation with the person next to you so I really need to know the details…from the back of the train?!
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A.Smith Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 9:03 am
I’m with you on that personal space thing. WHY do you have to move up every time I do? JEESH!
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I hate rudeness in general, but I really hate it when West Indian people are rude because I KNOW they were raised better. I can overlook no broughtupsy in other people because it’s possible they don’t know any better but my Caribbean people? They know they deserve a slap for that.
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 8:06 am
“broughtupsy!?”
you KNOW i think you’re west indian just because of this word!!
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The Honorable and Rather Articulate Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, B.A., LLC, Affirm Dese Nuts Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 9:49 am
Maybe…just maybe…the person they are being rude to deserved a good “kiss teet’ and a ‘haul yuh (insert favorite Caribbean insult)’.
Also keep in mind for all our broughtupcy, there’s a reason why most of us proclaim to be rude boys/gyals. Our politeness ends @ “Good mahnin”. You gotta earn everything after that.
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 11:08 am
LOL @ “good mahnin..”
i’ll give you that one… i’ll observe common decency in public.. but when you start talkin about respect and whatnot.. i don’t give away ANYTHING for free.. you gotta earn it all….
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umm..
i live in S. Florida which i believe is where manners came to DIE! so i’m sorry if i seem bitter, i’m just angry..
*when people KNOW i slowed down to let them in front of me in the lane.. and there’s no “thank you wave”.. you know if i’d sped up, you’d be in that watery canal over there >>>
(this is family specific..)
*when you ask if i want some (food), then when i say yes, you say “d*mn, you couldn’t say ‘no’?” den wha yu offah fah!? (sound it out..)
*when you bring all your family relatives to the mall.. and wanna walk side by side… thus blocking my passage.. PLEASE!! leave abuela y tia en la casa!!
*when you skip me in line at the gas station.. i start getting all loud and saying stuff like “i didn’t know my invisible cape was working!”
*people stare at me.. this is mostly directed to the people that are undressing me with their eyes.. i say things like “can i friggin help you!?” “do i owe you money!?” “take a picture, it’ll last longer!”
i’m sure i got some more.. but it’s early and my brain didn’t know my body was awake…
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The Honorable and Rather Articulate Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, B.A., LLC, Affirm Dese Nuts Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 9:51 am
“when you ask if i want some (food), then when i say yes, you say “d*mn, you couldn’t say ‘no’?” den wha yu offah fah!? (sound it out..)”
Pops was notorious for this.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 11:32 am
*when people KNOW i slowed down to let them in front of me in the lane.. and there’s no “thank you wave”..
UGH!!!! This makes me so mad…
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The Honorable and Rather Articulate Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, B.A., LLC, Affirm Dese Nuts Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 3:43 pm
“I believe…that if you slow down to let someone in front of you, and they don’t give you the little wave to say ‘Thank You’, it should be perfectly legal to get up under ‘em, get ‘em loose, and put ‘em in the wall.” -Jeff Foxworthy
Yes, I just quoted Jeff Foxworthy. Deal with it.
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
i feel exactly the same way!! i wanna press the gas and forcibly ram dem..
GWEH!! (sound it out..)
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I hate it when I’m running late for work, and I’m trying to haul a*s to make that next train that’s coming thru the metro station, and that ONE person is standing on the left side of the escalator. Then I say excuse me, and they catch an attitude.
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A.Smith Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 9:04 am
God I wish I could push people down the stairs when they stand on the left. Do you not see all the other people walking? GOODNESS GRACIOUS, YOU ASSHOLE.
That drives me batshit… it really does…
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 11:48 am
^^^^^THIS!!! I swear “train rage” is gonna be the next new phenomenon. I get that not everybody is in a hurry, but it’s rush hour, I need people to move with a sense of urgency. There’s nothing more infuriating than missing a train because somebody wouldn’t move the eff out your way.
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L Boogie Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 6:26 pm
What’s even worse is when you work on the weekends, and trains only run once every 20 minutes, and there’s that ONE person on the left side of the escalator…if you don’t MOVE OUT MY WAY! then wanna get mad when I ask you to move…at least I asked and didn’t kick you in the back of the kneecaps! lol
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lola Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
My thing is, do they not see that the people who are standing are on the RIGHT side?!? and it’s so clear too, 20+ people all standing ON THE RIGHT SIDE! get the f*ck outta the way.. ughhhh! people. make. me. sick!
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Walking into a room full of people and not speaking…not even a “Hello, good evening.”
People who call and don’t say hello to you or identify themselves when you answer, just “Is so and so there?” Then have then nerve to ask you who YOU are! UM…you called MY house, who are YOU?!
People who let their children run around the restaurant! This is not Chucky Cheese, get your bad@ss child before I trip him!
Folk who don’t hold the elevator for you. I know you heard my heels click clacking behind you through the parking lot, through the lobby and now you want to be FLo Jo through the elevator doors? For serious? O_o
Tailgating folk! There are 3 other lanes in which you can drive! Pick one, pass me, I don’t care, but I should not see the color of your eyes when you’re driving behind me! CHUH!
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Ladycakes Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 12:55 pm
“People who call and don’t say hello to you or identify themselves when you answer, just “Is so and so there?” Then have then nerve to ask you who YOU are! UM…you called MY house, who are YOU?!
This!!! I’ve hung up on people. If you can’t identify yourself then you don’t get to talk to that person in the household period.
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Streetztalk Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
I used to tell people all the time if you call my house and dont give a greeting, my mother is going to BREAK on you then hang up! I witnessed her do this to many of my friends and just shook my head
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 1:22 pm
even worse.. the people that call my cell phone (number not saved) and wanna get upset when i ask who i’m talkin to.. “you don’t know who this is?” nah numchucks!! that’s why i asked..!! don’t be mad if i call you “bobby” when i know i’m speaking to “james”..
you deserve to be taught a lesson…
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Oohhh Emmm Geee! People still being allowed to smoke in public places is why I won’t be making that move to the Black Mecca of the South. This. Is. The. Absolute. WORST. And ya’ll know its a PROCESS to wash these tresses!
Let’s also add, “Passive Aggressive Attention-Seekers.” Like seriously, #killyaself. Don’t put on Facebook/Twitter/Cnectd/BBM/PING! how sad you are, and how life sucks, and then when I ask you if you’re ok, you’re like, “Oh, I’m fine!
” -_- It’s just not the bidness.
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yessss! I hate all of these. the first one not acknowledging that I spoke to you is THE BIGGEST PEEVE OF MY LIFE. I cannot stand rude people! OHEMGEE, its like folks are not brought up with manners anymore. no home training.
I’ve learned to be more tolerate of babies, ONLY on planes though. as long as they are not sitting beside me bugging the ish outta me, I can tune the crybabies out. And I’ve learned the parents usually feel as bad as you do. I sympathize… to an extent, lol. Anywhere else, that child probably has no business being there…
the door thing happens to me a lot actually. I hate it, and if I feel like being testy, I usually say ‘oh thank you SO much’ to the person’s back….rudeness.
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Co-sign!
I hate when pedestrians lollygag across the street..when I am trying to make that turn. UGH! I just feel like running them over sooo bad!
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A.Smith Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 9:05 am
You ever notice jaywalkers are the worst? Like, you’re not even SUPPOSED to be walking, but you also wanna walk, slow!? Oh hell.
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Co-sign this entire list.
Late additions…
1. People who pop their gum. Not chew, POP!! I threaten to put my sister out of the car everytime we go somewhere together.
2. People who let their children run around the store. It doesn’t matter if it’s Target or the grocery store, letting your kids chase each other up and down the aisles is not cool. And it’s dangerous. Just because you’re not watching your kids doesn’t mean someone isn’t.
And if NC can ban smoking in restaurants and bars(Cigar bars, private clubs are exempt), then every state can ban smoking in public places.
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A.Smith Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 9:16 am
Um, amen to the #2. GOODNESS.
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Reecie Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 9:18 am
I pop my gum when I’m in my car by myself. The only time its absolutely acceptable, LMAO. I rarely chew gum (even though I always have some in my purse) and some times that Orbitz is GOOOOOD TO ME! lol.
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Streetztalk Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 11:28 am
Orbitz rock!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Have yall tried any of the new flavors with those micro-bead things in them? Kinda weird at first, but good.
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Reecie Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
I have not, but I love me some Orbitz so I’m gonna try it out…
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I hate people. Really, and truly.
Slow mergers. HELLO, this is the INTERSTATE… get the hell on before we both die.
Inconsiderate people — which has been said over and over… I specifically loathe people who walk one way (usually while pushing a shopping cart) but look another. OHMIGOSH IF YOU HIT ME WITH THAT!
Emo/Vague/Needy facebook statuses. Man, phone a friend.
I really could go on, because I hate people.
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A.Smith Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 9:22 am
And I just got a new one…
When my co-worker clips his nails. I want to CHOKE him. WHY can’t you do that at your house, sir?? Oh, I know. Probably because your wife will KILL YOU because it’s annoying.
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I have so many, but my main two…
People who drive under 70 mph in the left lane. This is Atlanta, we have 4-6 lanes for you to drive in – WHY are you in THIS lane?! MOVE! (I have been known to flash my brights at these dimwits…)
2520s and their dogs. I have a dog. He’s 7 lbs of fluff and I’ve had him for 14.5 years. He’s my homie and I love him.
But, I don’t care about YOUR dog. So, don’t expect me to melt all over him at the park or be pleased that he’s attempting to jump on/lick me OR care that your new puppy is house trained.
And DON’T suggest a “Bring your dog to work day.” This REALLY happened and people had friggin horses sitting outside of their offices. I am 5’3″ – I almost peed my pants when I came around a corner and came face-to-face with a rotweiler! Dropped all my papers and everything…smh
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 11:53 am
CO-SIGN on 2520s and their dogs. I love dogs, I stop and speak to dogs I pass when I’m walking in my neighborhood. I am actually more likely to stop and pet the dog than I am to say hi to the owner, BUT…
WHY DO YOU INSIST ON BRINGING YOUR DOG TO OUTDOOR EVENTS!?!?
Every 5K, 10K, Marathon, I’ve ever been to, someone brings their damn dog… WHY? Street festival… don’t bring your dog. Cook out… don’t bring your dog… Employee Picnic… NO, do NOT bring your damn dog!!!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 1:43 pm
And don’t bring your dog to the outside dining area of the restaurant. You don’t bring him inside, do you? This is still a restaurant. #yuck
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“People bump me and don’t say “Excuse me.”” – I promise you the Beckys are the worst w/ this.
I hate dudes that who dive in front of women to get the last seat on the train. I know chivalry is dead but #comeonson
I hate people who feel like they MUST sit. Stop feening
I hate people who spit in confined spaces. You shouldnt be sitting on the train
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N.I.A.naturally Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 9:53 am
I hate people who spit in confined spaces. You shouldnt be sitting on the train
Eeeww… that’s just nasty. smh
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I hate walking into an elevator that someone has just farted in, especially when they are still in it. Did you really think you were getting a 20 floor express ride? Stop.
Now…to address you Ms. Jenkins issues w/ smokers. Lookie here thin mint, there’s a hole in ozone layer, trucks and factories that let out more CO2 than that damn oil leak in the gulf, and a myriad of other silent killers being released into the air that you breathe daily sans argument, so please lay off my C.I.’s. Yes, people still smoke cigarettes, it’s amazing that more people don’t. #actlikeanadultforonce
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 11:26 am
I don’t care if you kill yourself softly with the cigs. Just don’t do whilst walking in front of me or when you’re around me and I’m good.
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The Honorable and Rather Articulate Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, B.A., LLC, Affirm Dese Nuts Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 11:28 am
Since smoker’s have been relegated to using confined spaces to enjoy their vice, how about you just steer clear of us when we are doing our thing. The world is your oyster buddy.
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 11:31 am
How about you go and throw yourself off the side of a snowy mountain?
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
LMAO @snowy mountain!!
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The Honorable and Rather Articulate Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, B.A., LLC, Affirm Dese Nuts Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Because I probably can’t smoke up there either thanks to you and the rest of the “B*tch Made Lung Society”.
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…People chew as though they are cows feeding on cud.
Guilty, lol. I got much better with it, but people will clown me for it and I ackright. I close my mouth when eating and all that, and at public places/dinners etc my etiquette is immaculate, but I lapse. Oh well, lol…
I hate when people cut me off when I talk, especially when you ask for my opinion!!!
I also hate it when people have an adverse opinion for the sake of being “different” *ahem Skip Bayless at times*
Also, I hate it when people are blatent hypocrits. Giving lectures on why you should leave your man, yet your boyfriend dates people openly in your face? #stopitslime
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
“I also hate it when people have an adverse opinion for the sake of being “different”
this annoys the HELL outta me.. i was talkin to someone that didn’t like that i loved Hondas.. me: “why?” him: “because everyone loves Hondas”.. and i’m like, yeah, cuz they’re good a** cars!! but REALLY, that’s the only reason you could come up with.. i could see if your dog got ran over by a Honda so now you hate them.. but REALLY?!?!
#captainlame
if your opinion is different from common thought, then that’s fine.. but let it be because you ACTUALLY sat down and thought about it.. and THAT’S what made sense to you..
grrr! (yes, i actually said it)
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Backpacks with wheels. I hate that ish. Pick up your gatdang bag. It isnt luggage. Its just crap you’re taking to your office for the day. Lazy ass.
People who use the handicap button to open doors when they’re otherwise unencumbered. Really? Just…the door is a hardship now? Tricky handle? Not sure if it opens outward? Oh but I followed you up the stairs. You’re good with skipping the elevator but this door is a real issue? I really almost smacked dude right then & there. Hate that shiz.
People who brake for no reason…AT ALL. *No words…just angry noises and fist shaking*
There’s other stuff but now I’m just pissed and need to take a walk. Great post tho!!
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A.Smith Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 11:47 am
I’ve debated honking at people everytime they brake for no reason.
One of my friends drives like that — I can’t figure it out. You’re wearing out your brakes and giving me a seizure!
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 12:15 pm
“People who use the handicap button to open doors when they’re otherwise unencumbered. Really? Just…the door is a hardship now? Tricky handle? Not sure if it opens outward? Oh but I followed you up the stairs. You’re good with skipping the elevator but this door is a real issue? I really almost smacked dude right then & there. Hate that shiz.” – I do this ALL THE TIME LOL
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SaneN85 Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
I know that sometimes I use the handicap button, but that is usually in restrooms when I have just washed my hands. I know that people leave that room without washing their hands, and I don’t want to share the germs left on the handle.
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I was just thinking on your #1 this morning! Yess! These people don’t say hello or good morning for nothing. ARGGG! I don’t get it. In my household, if you didn’t start off with a greeting – my mother would not respond to anything else you said. Maybe I’m getting older, but mine are:
- These youngins who don’t respect the elders – mainly in church – but in general. I’m sorry but when Mrs. Jones says stop runnin, yo’ lil ass better stop runnin.
- People who refuse to use their blinkers. Oh so you are turning left? Thanks for the notice.
- People who don’t know the proper procedure at a 4 way stop sign. No, you don’t just get to go cause you feel like it.
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 12:57 pm
i hear you at the “no blinker”.. in addendum.. HATE when people take 27 days to make the right hand turn.. i almost rammed in ya back because you was STILL making that turn.. you started the turn when i was 3 lights away.. what’s the holdup..
i’m sorry, but most of the time, i just gotta look at the license plate and it’ll say something like “Quebec”..
politically incorrect, i know……
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Rum Punch Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 3:00 pm
LMAO! Quebec. Politically correct or not, that made me laugh. Lots.
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“But that doesn’t give you the right to just bump me like you wanna be starting something (#RIPMJ).”
AAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! I needed this laugh this morning. I hate ALL the things you mentioned. But to add to the list (sorry if I’m late and someone already said these):
-when you’re at lunch or dinner with someone and your meal or the service is unacceptable or not what you expected…and when you attempt to rectify the situation, the person you’re dining with shudders and lowkey begs you not to “make a scene.” Umm…this is a RECESSION. I will make a scene if it’s about MY MONEY.
-when people try to ease their way in front of you in line…as if they can’t see you standing there…as if you’re just gonna let it happen
-when someone is in your seat on the airplane…KNOWIN they ain’t have 32A…and refuse to look up at you whilst you stand there in disbelief. Just stop it.
-people that insist on making a slight change to a document and then sending it out to you to add your part onto it…but they didn’t review it 100% before sending it to you. So then as you’re making adds to it, you’re getting a new version of it every ten minutes, accompanied by “oops, forgot something” or “ahhh! last one, I promise!” Go jump off a bridge…you and your USB drive.
-when I go home for the holidays and we have a huge party…and fam, church folk, hometown friends, etc. are over the house…and it’s only been ten minutes before someone is asking me to “spell {something}” because they’re not sure how to spell it and are sending a text/email or writing a note…”since you went to college…” Really though?
-when I want a hot cup of coffee that I need to stay hot for at least an hour…and there is nothing but ICE COLD half & half…how does that even make sense! Same goes for stone cold butter on a hot roll…I can’t even spread this.
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Reecie Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
“Same goes for stone cold butter on a hot roll…I can’t even spread this.”
I.HATE.THIS.
I stopped eating bread at most restaurants because of this…
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 1:44 pm
I hate this too. But since I loves me some bread and butter, if the butter is in a little pack, I just hold it in the palm of my hand for a bit. Works like magic.
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MaPockets Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
i’m anemic
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
LMAO!!
“and when you attempt to rectify the situation, the person you’re dining with shudders and lowkey begs you not to “make a scene.”
i’m good for this.. i mean, i handle it diplomatically.. but i’ve been known to call the manager, write corporate, etc because honestly.. i get funny bout my money!!! if nobody is lowering their prices in accordance to the recession.. then best believe i expect you to STEP IT UP in order to make me wanna spend my money!
“ahhh! last one, I promise!” Go jump off a bridge…you and your USB drive.
LMAO!!! i’ve been subjected to this…
and i don’t understand the cold creamer.. i HATE having to get to work and put that junk in the microwave.. repeatedly!!
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I thought of a couple of more things. People who use their speakerphones on the bus. I don’t care about your conversation.
People who text like this: ii likke yhu lolzz wowzzers. What’s with all the extra letters and since when does you have a h. I hate teenagers *sigh*
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A.Smith Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
I really can’t stand people who talk loud on the phone, period. I mean — seriously, regulate your voice. You’re too old not to know that you’re screaming right now.
Um, and I won’t respond to people who text like that. First off, you only have 160 damn characters. Quit trippin with that b.s.
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Please Excuse Your Significant Other Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Y ru texting teenagers?
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Ladycakes Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
They are relatives
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Yeah, I have to get at my little sisters about that. I thought “text-speak” was about shortening words? And why are we using “qs” for “gs”??? Bad practice, I tell ya.
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Reecie Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
LMAO at that yhu.
I promise that has to be a typo! I can’t deal! bwahahahaha!
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Nick_L_Odeon Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 1:02 pm
LMAO!!! i know a 19 year old that texts like that.. i can’t take it!! i’m an english major.. i can’t focus.. my eyes go all X_X…
then she’ll call me and be like “did you get my text”.. yes i did.. but i don’t read crazy language… you’re in college, type that ish straight!!
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Ladycakes Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
I told her that she just needs to call me I can’t with the texts anymore. She can misspell the words in her head when she’s talking to me.
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Miss Jenkins me and my asthmatic lungs are with you on the smoking…
I get that you can only smoke outside the office but could you like take 10 steps away from the front door so I don’t have to walk through a nicotine cloud as I exit the building?
Worst ever was a few weeks back I was downtown at a bar watching the game and they have this big bay window at the front of the spot. These two a$$holes go outside to smoke but want to continue watching the game so they stand RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE OPEN WINDOW so they can see the TV, so all of the smoke just comes drifting right back inside, directly at me. WTF!??!
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i hate it when i hold a door open for a person and they don’t say thank you. i’m not a doorman.
i also hate leaving a club smelling like smoke.
i hate when parents display less than tolerable behavior in front of their children. like really what type of example are you setting? do you really wan’t your child to grow up to be like you?
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