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SJ: Yep. This post is about exactly what you think it is. Today we’re gonna talk about trains. Not locomotives or Amtrak as one would typically think. We’re talking about the stuff that has ruined reputations and/or made for great stories amongst our brethren. Fellas, you’ve probably been a part of one, witnessed one, or have a friend that’s a seasoned veteran. Ladies, one of your girls has probably been on the ride to New Triz City or came incredibly close to missing her stop and ending up there anyway. Some of you may have actually been part of a train and didn’t even know it. I guess at this point it’d be a good idea to define a train for the masses:
Train (pronounced trayne)- A sexual escapade that involves a minimum of 2 men and 1 woman, where the woman pleasures all men that choose to be involved. She does not necessarily need to have sex with both men at the same time. She may have sex with one man, take a break, then have sex with the other(s). She may also opt to fellate one man, while having sex with the other(s) simultaneously. Trains, as defined here, never involve homosexual activity. If 2 men should simultaneously have sex with her and their nuts touch, it’s called collateral damage.
RCLS: Spot on, Mr. Webster. For all intents and purposes, a train can be thought of as a threesome, or just a plain old orgy if more than three participants are involved. Some of the verbiage and colloquialisms used to refer to this phenomenon tend to demonize it in the minds of some people. (i.e. ran a train on her). People become squeamish because they assume that the young lady in question was a flat out harlot with less than pristine morals or some how manipulated or coerced into participating. In my experience, willing and eager participants have had an intense curiosity of the unknown (first timers), a very healthy sexual appetite, an open mind, and an established trust of the other participants.
Agreed, and so what if alcohol happens to be involved in the process. It’s no different than someone who needs a drink before getting on a plane or before hitting the club so that they can loosen up a little bit. It was probably on her mind, but she needed an excuse and and/or scapegoat to allow her to explore what she had already considered. There are others, however, who participate in train-type activities because of a warped world view with regard to a particular male or themselves.
For example, a woman likes a guy in a group. She’s willing to go to great lengths for him. She finds herself chilling with him and a couple of his boys. He starts making moves on her, which excites her. One of the other fellas watches from a distance before making his way over and caressing her ever so gently. She’s hesitant at first, but the man she has an interest in says “Relax. Let’s just have some fun here.” Next thing you know, her draws are on the floor, she’s on all 4′s, and there’s an Eiffel Tower going on above her.
Yea…alcohol is usually involved at these “sexy parties”. But then again, what doesn’t involve alcohol, right? (Right?) People of my ilk usually enjoy bringing my boo Marilyn along as well. She can make the convo more enlightening.
The woman is not always the hunted. As I alluded to earlier, she’s often the hunter. The same way a woman goes out and finds her man, this young lady finds her men. Perhaps she finds two particular gentlemen that have drawn her interest. She finds a very subtle way to insert herself into these gentlemen’s company and hopes to seduce them into giving her what she wants. They enjoy each others’ company, share a few cups of oil glasses of wine, engage in very stimulating conversation, and it’s off to the races. Or, what I’ve seen without fail, she’s already slept with one person, who co-signs his fellow cocksman, or she’s slept with both of them already and figures she can combine these dudes like Voltron. Cocksman #1 is handy with his sword, and cocksman #2 can cause more flooding with his tongue than a full moon. Talk about 1+1=2.
And 2+1= a great story. I’ve witnessed at least 6 trains. And when I say witnessed, I mean I was sitting there while a chick(s) was scantily clad if clad at all and handling multiple D’s. More interesting is the fact that the chick(s) who was pressing the dudes paninis was just as sober, if not more sober, than the men involved. It was a conscious, intentional, and deliberate decision where it didn’t take much coaxing to get things poppin’ and pizzlin’. Did I ever participate? No…unless you count setting up the video camera in the football helmet in the corner of the room then leaving to go watch Carwash. Just kidding. Seriously though, I’m kidding.
But why is it that men participate in trains?
Does this question seriously need to be answered? Why does the sun rise in the East and set in the West? It’s like traveling to an astounding vacation spot, having grand fun, then going back with your best friend and having more grand fun. Some men do it just to say they have. Some men have an uncanny ability to find themselves in group sex situations. They are the enablers. Others do it to compare their performance/notes with their fellow cocksman. Whatever their impetus, the bottom line is, it’s just a great time. Also keep in mind this type of activity is perfect for men. No dinner, no movie, no having to put up with her annoying friends…and if she is there…well…you know. You can leave Sir Cuddlesworth at home, because this is the night of Lord Pumpington. It’s fun because your homie can have some.
And there you have it ladies and gents, trains in a nutsack shell. But what would this blog post be without a discussion? What do the Three Ways to Take It’ers think about trains? Stories? Ladies got questions for the men? Men looking for liberal and willing ladies? Trains are more than an issue of self esteem! Let’s make history with this post!
The Conductors,
RightCoastLexSteele & Slim Jackson
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woo woo! I guess the grove will always live on…
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 7:54 am
Some things and some places will never change.lol. That place was Penn Station.
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been gone for a spell and this is what I come back to…
thanks for enlightening me on a misconception that I had
oh and I am so sure that the creators of Thomas never intended for his likeness to be used in this manner
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Reckless post but honest to the utmost. I believe curiosity is a key to people getting involved in trains at first. From then on, its all about the fun!
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As a young Virg, my cousin and I used to sneak and watch her daddy’s p3rns. Once, these six men were running a train on a woman and one of them were father and son… I remember the dad cheering his son on, “Get her son.” I will never get that out of my head.
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 10:25 am
ROFL…now its in my damn head!!!
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 10:51 am
LOL.. I had to share and share alike!
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Cheekie Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
LMFAO!! Beautiful father-son bonding. Fishing is so old school.
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ife1love Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
In college, a young man shared his home movie of him and his brother running through some chick. Not only did they have an Eiffel Tower moment, they also traded the camera back and forth… I remain disturbed/concerned at said “brotherly love” to this day.
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I may get heat for this. Great.
Call me close minded or what have you, but 2 people of the same sex claiming to be straight engaged in sexual activity of any sort just rubs me all wrong. 2 + men engaged in sexual activity with the same female is suspect. Watching ya boy thronx her: Suspect. Leaving room, or facing the wall, while he does: less suss.
Because of all of the hype around it, it seems yall conveniently forget about having your goods out in the same room as another dude engaged in sexual activity. Being able to be in same room with another man and see him thronxing whilst you are within a
nutear shot is suss, even if there’s a woman involved. Now a man and 2 woman, is not suss for the dude.I could never be in the room with another woman watching her get thronxed, waiting my turn and not start to wonder about what side of the fence I was standing on. I.e. 2 women and a dude is suss for the women involved.
And nuts touching is just “collateral damage”? Are you not scarred for life after that?? If my nekked boob touched another woman’s nekked boob, I might want to cut it off. And what if he skeets on you a little bit? Omg ::shivering at the thought:: There are too many things that could go wrong!
I must admit, its interesting hearing men talk about and rationalize these types of rides. I had a convo with a very manly man about this once and told him it was suss and he was like “no, its not.” I inquired: “how is it not?” To which he replied: “It’s just not.” Not a good enough answer for me. I challenge one of you good men to give me cogent explanation as to the non-sussness of this act. Please. I beg you.
Sowhatiff “Sometimes I just have to draw the line” Jenkins
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 9:29 am
I was waiting for someone to say that trizzism/trains is suspect. I will have to provide a more thorough answer later. In the mean time, what do other train supporters think?
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CHeeKZ McOrgy Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 9:46 am
This blog is about to blow up faster than Rhianna’s lip.
Look Tiff… Homo activity is defined by society. Back in greek times, almost all men had relations with their teachers. They weren’t gay. It was just the way they masturbated or celebrated. Trains are how we celebrate today.
White boys find it ok to masterbate in group sessions (Circle jerk anybody?), is it that odd that black men would have sex with the same woman?
To be honest, its a naked women. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WALK AWAY! Naked Woman! Naked! There is nothing else that needs to be said.
You may be a little insecure about your body. I’m not! I got no problem getting naked infront of the pope, let alone my home boy. So what’s the big deal if we are naked in the same room? We’re getting some, that is all that matters.
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Sowhatiff Jenkins Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 10:14 am
suss.
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RightCoastLexSteele, Solid As a Rock Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 10:21 am
About as suss as changing in a same sex locker room.
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Sowhatiff Jenkins Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 10:19 am
Nah. I feel you. However, discomfort and insecurity aren’t the same thing here. At least not for me. When I need to get nekked in front of a man, or if I’m changing at my home girl’s crib, I’m good. It’s the sex part of the train equation that weirds me out.
Cheeks, I ask you to please answer the nuts-touching question for me. Would that bother you?
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RightCoastLexSteele, Solid As a Rock Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Testes touching is an extreme and only for cats that think they are advanced. It occurs during a little thing called double penetration. You got about 20 degrees, I dont think I need to define that for you.
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Sowhatiff Jenkins Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
I don’t like your tone.
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RightCoastLexSteele, Solid As a Rock Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
You’ve never liked my tone.
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MaPockets Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
I THINK I JUST DIED LAUGHING.
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temps Reply:
March 5th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Yea and society has that boy/man group they gotta website and a mag too so I guess thats all good-look I came to this conclusion in the hood and after watching some porns in my early teens in which it was two guys + one chick- (which I dont watch nor download just gimmie guy n girl)…for me I’ll f*ck her alone for as long as I want and then you can go ape but I dont need nor care for the next man in my presence and who give a f*ck what white boys do with themselves
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ChokLitFactory Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
I’ve always had these similar thoughts about a 2 men +1 woman situation. ‘Tis a bit suspect, definitely. You can’t tell me it isn’t. But maybe its similar to watching an interactive porn or something, idk.
Still, with females, not as suspect. 2 females +1 dude is more acceptable imo. Hahaha, but do you…
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Sowhatiff Jenkins Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Thank you!!
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Satya Reply:
March 5th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
In previousposts the guys have mentioned how abundant the supplyof women is. If there are so many women that are willing to let yougive them the pumpington why in the world would want to banga girl your homeboy thronxed only minutes before? as to the locker room- you’re getting dressed or showering. there’s no sexual excitement going on. trains are sus. you sit there with your woodstiff watching your boy give it to a girl…nah go bang her friend
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 5th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Good points Satya,
It’s like why go chase what could be in a little while when you could have it be right now? Just cuz there are a lot of women out there doesn’t mean some of us can smash down whoever we want. I’m personally not a train master. I’ve been asked to join in on the fun and well…softness. I don’t think being witness to a train is suspect. It’s not like i was watching pieces go into poomps. Though, I could see how standing there stroking to stay firm while waiting for your boy to finish could be viewed as suspect.
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Ok so you guys actually did it..a post on trains…kewl
ummmm I don’t have anything to say really…I’m shy as hell and one man is enough to wear me out, so I can not imagine myself wooing a group of dudes to or be convinced to partcipate in a train- not my style.
But I do have a few questions for the panel- Are trains ever repeated with the same female? Does it become a ritual or addiction to seek out that type of adventure? Or is it just a hit and split type deal?
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Trains are often repeated on the same female time and time again for as long as she is willing. This is how someone gets put into the “jump off” or Smeez category. For men that are in frats or parts of other groups (i.e. music) that draw a lot of attention, there are certain women that they know to call who will ensure that everyone has a good time. These are “the regulars”.
As far as rituals, it can become a celebration or regular thing. For instance, a bunch of guys get together who haven’t chilled in a while and go out with the intent of bringing some thangs back to the crib for a train…or they call “the regulars”. As Lex said, it’s a good time for everybody. This could happen once a month or every weekend.
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Thorough.Thanks.lol
What is the search criteria for “thangs” in reference to the following passage?
“a bunch of guys get together who haven’t chilled in a while and go out with the intent of bringing some thangs back to the crib for a train”
Do you get approached when out by female strangers? Is there a secret code or form of non-verbal communication a female will give you?
This is it, no more questions…:)
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RightCoastLexSteele, Solid As a Rock Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 10:46 am
It can be hit or split, or heads can come back for more. It’s really up to the female. If shorty’s not with it but the dudes are…well, that’s a whole other story. A very felonious one.
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Ok I swear last question lolllllllllll
Have you ever witnessed a train gone bad? More specifically has a female ever all of sudden changed her mind mid-penetration???
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CHeeKZ MisFire Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
You the talking to the king of ruined trains right here shawty . First there was th incident that happened when I was thirteen. Than there was my boy who was violently drunk that I mentioned two days ago.
Than there was this time that my boy put ua onto this ugly chick that he picked up on off his looks. He told her she hasty do l of us and she said “at the same time?’ Something was wrong cause she kept pushing her pussy muscles in so none of us could fuck. And she wouldn’t give us head, so she just jerked us off.
Than THAT SAME WEEKEND this girl was dancing really close to my two friends and kept pulling them into her. They took her back to the rib to get it popping witt fiv. Or six other guys. One dude gets head and beats. Time for number twi…. But homie is scary time. He doesn’t know how to approach her. We were only eighteen. He ties in for thiskiss , than remembers whether mouth has been. He spaces out, she know realizes her slutdom, triz is ruined..
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Back on the Scene, its PEYSO Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Yes, she done handled half the team and she was gettin ready for the second half and she decided that she was going to take a cold shower to get her body right and when she came out the shower, she aint wanna do it no more
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I think I’ve been waiting on this post for awhile and I’m glad that I nominated it for a post. Firstly, I must agree with Right Coast, that that oil can lead to a train occuring. Furthermore, as a man who has participated in multiple trains ( I was a wild bol back in the day) of different varieties, the idea of skeet getting on me or balls touching is not a problem for me. I’ll explain the varieties. You have what I like to call the “the sit and wait”. In “the sit and wait”, you dont have to worry about skeet or balls touching you because yo a$$ is gonna sit and wait your turn. For the sake of Ms. Jenkins, this is the least suss. There is only one penis exposed at a time. This can occur with all participants in the room at once, usually organized in a large circle and the female will make her rounds (On a side note, I had a friend who always WANTED to be the caboose) or with the female and one participant in the room while the others sit and wait outside. In my experience, these were the only situations where the male participants were actually looking to get a nizzut. Then you have the Eiffel Tower. This is a lil bit more suss but not full out suss. Its about as suss as a man wearing pink. You can do it once in awhile but if you do it too much you gonna get the side eye. It is quite obvious how this occurs. The Eiffel Tower is not literally an Eiffel Tower (THATS REAL SUSS) so i like to call it the “big H”. The sit and wait method can also be utilized with the big H depending on the amount of participants. The big H is usually just for the sheer experience of doing it, if u dont get a nizzut its all good but you can recap the next day over brunch like “Yo we ran the train on that jawn”. The nizzut is just a by product not the end goal.
Another thing that I have noticed is that the jawn being ran through is usually a bust down. Meaning a) she is prolly ugly and b) she prolly had or would have sex with everyone involved individually. There are few cases when a girl will let a dude get in on the train when she would not have sex with him in the first place. I have seen a girl mid train scream “Nope not you, you leave” and his boys forced him out of the room in fear that they his presence would ruin it.
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Nyela Goodness Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
“I have seen a girl mid train scream “Nope not you, you leave” and his boys forced him out of the room in fear that they his presence would ruin it.”
LMAO! That’s sheer hilarity.
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ChokLitFactory Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
LOL very detailed…thanks!
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I appreciate that you acknowledged the suss-ness.
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RightCoastLexSteele, Solid As a Rock Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 11:03 am
By that flawed logic, watching porno is suspect.
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Sowhatiff Jenkins Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
I never said that it wasn’t.
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Back on the Scene, its PEYSO Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
You leave right now
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I’ve walked in on a train once in my lifetime. I still can’t get that image out of my head. It was 4 dudes and 3 girls. My first reaction was to leave the room and go back to watching the Florida Marlins beat the Yankees in the World Series in the other room. In my opinion trains are disgusting. Too much shit going on. Too many
dicksmen in one room.I don’t think that a train is something that a rescpectable person would participate in. If you love sex thats fine. We all do. But why have sex with more than one person in one sesssion? I can get and give all I need to get/give to one woman at one time.
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CHeeKZ DoubleAnal Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 11:39 am
You walked in on an orgy not a train (and you did it, late Nov 2003. Paul Oneil’s last season with the pinstripes when Giambi had no help in the lineup). I dissagree with Slim andd Right’s defination. Reece is right, an orgy is about everyone getting their shit’s and giggles. A train is about men taking advantage of a willing (or unconscious) woman. She might find please or have a fantasy about pleasing all these men, but the goal is male pleasure not some freak fest.
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Sowhatiff Jenkins Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
pause at your new last name. lol
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You know I almost lost my virginity during a train….. Seventh grade, may. The friday before memorial Day all catholic schools have off. I remember it like it was yesterday. She let five dudes beat but by the time I got there they had already given her a ride home on the handle bars…. I was tight, if they had just
Lasted longer I wiuld have made it in time
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While I do not think trains are suss, I do think they are trife. is this post about revisiting high school/college escapades because I can’t imagine grown people still indulging in this behavior. TO ME and where I’m from, we dont’ consider trains the same thing as an orgy. Trains are some straight jump off that’s fucking and sucking from dick 1 to dick 10…in a row bam bam bam…..and it most almost always involves men that just dont’ give a damn about said female, and a female that obviously doesnt’ give a damn about herself…. yeah I know some people “just love sex” but that’s just my take on it….
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RightCoastLexSteele, Solid As a Rock Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Revisiting? I’m 16, sitting in Trig class right now…
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Reecie Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
ok. well I’m an old lady, don’t mind me….LOL
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Welcome to the wonderful world of Three Ways Reecie. Don’t think I’ve seen your name before.
I think the definition of a train has evolved, and these things definitely still happen post high school and college. I know men as old as 30 who’ve been involved in a train within the last year. A train can happen within an orgy though…at least according to my definition of a train/triz.
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Reecie Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Thanks for the welcome….I’ve been lurking for a couple weeks. I can’t believe people 30 plus do this. I’m in the late 20s myself and I haven’t even heard the term train since undergrad. If its done within an orgy MAYBE I understand…nah not really. LOL
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I’m still trippin’ on how ya’ll used Thomas the Tank Engine as a representative, and how they big cheeky grin of his means something entirely different now. Thanks!
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RightCoastLexSteele, Solid As a Rock Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
We were gonna go with the NYC 4 train symbol, but that would ruin mass transit for everyone…
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Lmao … Lex i feel like you’re setting me up with this post!!
(Puts down the Cruzan Rum)
“Threesomes Build Character, and Foursomes too …”
These are the words said to my wingman and I by a young lady, who currently works to defend ABC in the court systems.
Running a train on a girl is some of the most fun things you can do with you’re wingman. The talent it takes to pop one off with consistency is what separates the men from the boys.
I also don’t doubt that many women have a fantasies of being pleasured and pleased, tickled and teased, by more then one guy .. call it the Queen/Princess Fantasy
My first train experience is when a young lady ran a Pole-washing train on my friend n I back in 8th grade, my last was too recent to comment.
(Sidenote: I’m not including regular threesomes i.e. 2+ girls and a guy).
Yes running a train is very suspect, alot of activities are : wrestling, watching porn, masterbating to porn, many sports. The reason why though these aren’t gay, and other sh*t are (i.e. being in a room full of dudes and saying there’s nothing wrong with getting you’re dick sucked by a dude) is intent.
When running the train, never ever is you’re focus on the other guy, maximum care is taken so that no contact between the two guys is purposeful .. if anything its accidental.
Tiff i know that might not satisfy you but the most i can say is this … nothing that fun can be gay!!.
For those looking to have a threesome, here’s some pointers:
A) Choice of girl is crucial, almost any girl can be invited into a train, but some girls are MORE suited then others. (She’s done it before, She’s sexual curious, She has High or Low self-esteem, She’s fat, she’s ugly, She’s Jamaican and she just loves to f*ck etc……)
B) She must think at least one of the guys is hot, and the other guy is not objectionable. (Like my man said above, i’ve seen girls in full swing, reject one guy, but accept another.
C) COMFORT and SEXUAL TENSION is a must, she must be curious about what might happen next, and if sex is a possibility. She must be open to talking about sexual topics. You must create that atmosphere.
D) Get her involved in the process (a Cocksman best tool, to this day i never my jeans off during sex, i have her do it)
E) Take everything in steps i.e. we chill, we talk, we play drinkin game, we head to her bedroom, we play music, we turn on black light, (at this point girl usually goes … “oh what are we going to do now”) etc …
F) When you going to hit f5 n drop the moneyShot, Be a Gentleman … ask her where she wants it (give her a couple of options .. face, mouth, back)
G) Always wear a condom!!
There you go Ladies and Gentleman, enjoy
(Picks his glass Back-up, and adds some cinnamon, n ice)
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RightCoastLexSteele, Solid As a Rock Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Yes please…put down mi Cruzan
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
“She’s Jamaican”
Please elaborate…..
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ife1love Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Never ask Anaconda Jones to elaborate… no good can come of this. LOL!
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RightCoastLexSteele, Solid As a Rock Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
My e-boo B&TT:
Um…White Liver…
Do I need to continue?
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
OMG….I dont like that!!!
E-boo? cha!! I am not feelin the love today Lex..not at all
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RightCoastLexSteele, Solid As a Rock Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Wha mek daughta?
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Tru mi belly full and mi have nuff work fi do….mi not gwan fuss and argue with you Lex…no e-kiss for you today
All Jamaican women do not meet the train runnin criteria….mi gwan leave it at dat
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RightCoastLexSteele, Solid As a Rock Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Of course all Jamaican women dont meet the criteria. That would completely asinine to make such a sweeping generalization. But you have heard the term white liver before, correct?
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
White liver as in nympho? or am I mistaken….
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RightCoastLexSteele, Solid As a Rock Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Yea…I actually first heard the term from a Trini in reference to a Trini woman…but nuh worry yuhself, I’ma go handle this Jones character for making my e-boo frown…
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Cocksman Bka Anaconda Jones Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
(Finishing off some Gentleman Jack whiskey)
Yeah, Jamaican and Loves to Fuck.
Nothing beats a nympho gyal with riddim (how’s my patois). People from other countries have less of the same hang-ups as people from this country, don’t you agree sugah?
Lex never no disrespect towards u’re e-boo, softie
From Russia with Love,
Anaconda “Only Do a Line Off a Wyte Girls Belly” Jones
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Black & Trapped in Toronto Reply:
March 5th, 2009 at 10:30 am
My Jamaican heritage and “kiss and dont tell” policy does not permit me to answer your question Cocksman
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Cocksman Bka Anaconda Jones Reply:
March 5th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Understood,
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Collateral damage, huh? But i’m sure you keep going right? No harm done? SMDH
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LMAO @ grand fun. I’m going to have to incorporate that into a conversation today.
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To be honest, I’ve had a fantasy of having 2 men for about 10 years now. It is a princess/Queen fantasy. But even as pro-me as the fantasy is, I feel incredibly dirty after I finish, ummmm, polishing my platinum. Like, looking around inadvertently in a dark room by myself to see if anyone saw that thought in my mind kind of dirty, lol!
Now, I won’t lie. I’ve tried some thangs in my day. And you know what ruins a woman’s fantasy more than anything else? Men. Men have this uncanny ability to take a woman’s willingess to try something new, pigeonhole her in their mind as a “freak” and pretty much mess up her “o”.
Ok, that’s it for me.
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CHeeKZ Fantasy Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Can’t lie… I caught a little wood reading that post.
Couldn’t stand up for a second at work……. Your honesty is SO appreciated! And your right, guys do ruin any chance at this honestly coming true. You would need to mature guys who understand you to pull this off. Any other guys would try to manipulate your queen fantasy into a triz.
There is a big difference between what your describing and what I call a triz. Your talking sensual….. I’m talking Gangbang… has anyone seen ghettogagger.com?
I’m done preaching for the Day.
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Anna Nimous Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Awww, nice to know I’ve brightened your day from afar (unless you’re the guy in the cube next to mine. then, eww!). lol!
And no – I haven’t seen that website. Don’t think I’ll be visiting anytime soon, either.
Which brings me to another point: the unlesbian lesbian. You can probably do a whole post on this woman. The wife in the swinger couple, the girl who has a b/f but hooks up with a certain girlfriend. There is something….softer….more intimate about women, especially in jump off situations (you know, the ones where the guy is so concerned about his own pleasure that he never gets around to what the girl wanted). This woman has no interest in a relationship with another woman, but a desire for a little spice in her latte, if you know what I mean.
Thought – maybe you guys should watch lezbo pron. Give it a try and report back with your findings, please. And no manbo (lezbo pron for men). Choose something that is aimed at women, preferably with the director also singing the theme music. lol!
P.S. – Anna Nimous is *not* a lesbian. But she does play one in your dreams.
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Cocksman Bka Anaconda Jones Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Bisexual Lesbian, I only dream of BiSexual Lesbians
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temps Reply:
March 5th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
yea lezbo porn is ok but eventually I wanna see them chicks get fuked becuz I would want to f*ck em…and at 33 I am tired of hearing how soft ladies are with other ladies blah blah blah- I am never sure what are hetero-men supposed to think. I also think most fantasies are fueled by youth and a lack of responsibility-but once in the World paying bills I wonder with cell phone cams-blogs everywhere just how the avg person not making big money can really execute these fantasies? Not every city is a San Fran/NY/Mia, some of yall live in two club city’s and that are smaller than ya think. I remember in college in sociology class your income determines your circle and dictates your reach-so you wind up in the exact same circles you thought you got out of by virtue of income. And many of reps have been besmirched due to freakiness gettin exposed-yea what sounded good in a dorm dont fly on your quite little street-especially since its all over facebook/myspace etc.
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ife1love Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Not to sound like a man hater (I love y’all… for realsies!) but this is absolutely true… nothing ruins a fantasy like the reality of men and their mischief.
Sadly many young women act on their fantasies before considering reality and end up with regrets and reputations.
@ CheeKz… yes, in fact I have and am SMH
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Cocksman Bka Anaconda Jones Reply:
March 4th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Anna Nimous, baby
yo you’re post was sooooooooooooo on POINT, and i think its needs to be repeated!! Because if you look over all these blog post, and notice how many derogatory names for a girl that does something, that is considered a “GRAND OLE TIME” is used.
See alot of guys just don’t get it, where we see train, a pussykat sees threesome or wateva way she wants to frame it.
We’ve been condition to look at a woman’s willingness to have fun, as something dirty and raunchy, but then secretly desire it all the same … its stupid and silly.
See I’m a Cocksman, so part of that means i give girls great pleasure, by introducing themselves to themselves.
I could save more, but I’ll save that for an article discussion on this or another blog. Till then babygirl keep dreaming, and feel as dirty as you want to be … and make sure, all the guys in the dreams are a Cocksman, luvly.
Sincerely,
Anaconda “I know more about you’re girls body then you” Jones
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Oh my but I’ve learned a lot today.
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Any article written by anyone associated w/ Lex Steel has to be compelling! Thanks for the phonetically break-down of “train”. The question of why men participate is understood and Im sure older men who were members of the Boys Scouts when they were younger were looking for some sort of merit badge after they got done with the train. Shout out to the Quad City Dj’s!!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 5th, 2009 at 12:21 am
lol @ your comment. idk why I laughed so heartily, but I did.
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RightCoastLexSteele, Solid As a Rock Reply:
March 5th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Doctor S, you sir are a Scholar and a Gentleman. I will give my LeftCoast counterpart your regards.
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All I can say is wow! What a way to end the day…
I must admit, having dated a frat boy, and going to some parties with, I have witnessed a couple of these said trains…
It was a turn on, but not in the sense that I wanted to jump in and participate…
I think the female involved has to have some kind of extreme (and sometimes unqualified) confidence in herself…I don’t think I could ever bring myself to do that, I don’t care how drunk, high, etc. I am…
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First, a threesome is not a train. 2 dudes are not running a train, there must be at least 3 dudes. Second, how do you say this, i’ve seen 3 chicks and 1 dude. That… was… beautiful, tear.
I was going to bring up the frat shit. But I mean it was touched on directly in the post. Some women like the crew, not just one of the guys. I will say this though, I myself, have never engaged in a trizzy train. That joint is just dangerous from a liability standpoint.
I think this is a perfect time to define a ho, “There’s a difference between a chick who effs mad dudes, and a chick who effs mad dudes at the SAME TIME. Now that’s a ho.” I don’t care how you slice it, 3 dudes and 1 girl, is ho-activity.
It is suss to be in the room with other dudes schlongs, no exceptions to the rule. Pause.
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thanks for elaborating on the subject, though i’m mad late again in responding.
my only question is… whats so fun about swimming in the same sauce ur boy (or another dude) was just swimming in? to me it’s like two people sharing a bag a chips, one licks the crumbs off his hand and puts it back in the bag. why would the next dude eat out of the same bag? esp if this train involves one chick and like five dudes. why would dude #3,4, or 5 jump in after #1 and 2 handled their business? that’s the part i never understood.
and it just boggles my mind how one chick can handle more than 2 sauceshooters back to back. and i’m assuming that these guys will go in on her, not take it slow and easy. like… wow. it’s kind of impressive and crazy at the same time.
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Nyela Goodness Reply:
March 5th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Vanessa, I <3 U. lol
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Vanessa aka Miss V Reply:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
luv ya too lol
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I think thats just plain ol nasty on the females part and also homo-erotic on the men that participate in trains esp grown mofos, just a tad gay- all those dy cks and one pussie cat SMH LOL ………
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I really can’t relate to this. When I get lucky, the last thing I want is another dude in the room. I’ve been with two girls before, but I realized pretty quickly that I would rather have been with either of them one-on-one than together.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 8th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
“I’ve been with two girls before, but I realized pretty quickly that I would rather have been with either of them one-on-one than together.”
Is that because you blew before you got to touch either one of them?
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Do STD’s not exist?
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 10th, 2009 at 9:16 am
Though it’s a poor assumption to make, we assumed that condoms were already a requirement. Group Sex does not mean unprotected sex.
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@slim jackson
Our position is pretty cut and dry: what adults do in their private life, provided it doesn’t hurt other human beings in any way, is entirely up to them. We don’t get in the judging business–which, to be honest, might be a bit easier for us, since half the crew at TBC are the ones doing “wrong,” so it’s harder to play the role of judge and jury.
The problem we have is the ugly reality that trains are no longer being performed exclusively by adults. More and more kids are involved in trains, surrounded by an environment that even encourages their participation. We know, from bitter experience, that the age bar for running trains has fallen so low, it’s sickening. Ten year olds, eleven year olds, twelve year olds. This, in our eyes, is the real problem.
We could care less what consenting adults choose to do in the privacy of their homes. Problem is, we still aren’t sure if there are enough practical methods to combat this harsh reality, as it relates to kids and trains. Please let us know if you come across any.
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Wtf!!! Yall were running trains in middle school!! Man, wtf is wrong with yall. Enjoy your life on earth cuz yall are going to hell… Lol
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