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A Seattle PSA: Please Trim Your Hedges
::Sitting in a leather chair in front of a fire place::
Hello friends. In my opinion, nothing is pure coincidence. Things happen for a reason. Eventually they will reveal itself at a later date. So when I received the video below and then saw Slim’s post discussing male upkeep I knew what I had to do. I had to write a post asking women to please keep their lower hair piece as tight as the one they sport in public. The one below the Mason Dixon. Yes that one. Please watch…
As you can see, every woman does their own thing. That’s wonderful, as long as it’s trimmed up. There’s nothing like having to wander through a jungle to reach the hidden treasure. I’m not Indiana Jones and we’re not starring in the Temple of Poon. Furthermore I’m not John Deere. So don’t expect me to get excited when I saw an unkept lawn. You want me to be keep the fresh trim, then make sure your trim is fresh. Trust me, it’s a deal breaker.
I’ve turned women down because of their shoddy lawn. Like my man Cesar Milan says, you can’t reward bad behavior. With that said, I’ve seen all types of umm, hairdos. From the Brazilian, the landing strip to customized designs. They all got love. I have my preferences, but at the end of the day all I’m asking is for ladies to please keep their lawn as manicured as the rest of their bodies. ::Sigh::
With a little help we can rid America, and even the world, of this epidemic. Please join me, Seattle Washington, and the Three Ways crew in getting all women to trim their hedges.
This has been a Seattle PSA and I proudly approve this message.
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hilarious. i totally agree. there is nothing worst than unkempt pubic hair. not only are you going to get the sideways eye from me but you can almost guarantee that you won’t be getting feasted upon. if you don’t care about the appearance of your pubic hair then i can only imagine how you feel about your actual pussy.
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I knew immediately that commercial was not American. It begins with her stroking a cat? Hilarious.
Personally, I prefer waxing over shaving. It lasts longer.
Would a guy actually decide against diving due to an untidy lawn? Or would there just be no face?
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Seattle Washington Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 12:43 am
1. I like your style.
2. As I mentioned before, Lord Pumpington would quickly turn into Sir Cuddlesworth. And there would definitely be no guest appearance by Scuba Steve.
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 4:29 am
lmao @ Scuba Steve!
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you lyin you have never gotten that close to the p and turned it down…now you might not have called her back or you might have skipped dessert but you hit it that first time…LOL
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CHeeKZ McBaldy Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 9:04 am
Turned down! Flat Cold, in teh heat of the momment…… but I did take Bishop Bobbington instead. Not going to lie, why should I have to suffer blue balls just b/c of your mistake.
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RightCoastLexSteele, Hung-over Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 9:19 am
Ya damn right I did!
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Seattle Washington Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 9:46 am
I have standards dammit! So yeah, I turned down the P. I did gratefully accept the consolation prize though.
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Lmao! That commercial was hilarious. When I was like 11 my mom told that ladies should always maintain their bikini lines. Once I got older I discovered I like a dark cesear in the cooler months and a light cesear when it gets warmer. I don’t like being bald it looks too juvenile. I think it’s a lil sketchy when men say they’ll only sleep with women who are completely bald.
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Vanessa aka Miss V Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 8:08 am
+1
i agree… there’s something a little strange about men obsessed with no hair down there….
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Cujo CHeeKZ Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 9:17 am
WHAT ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT!
BALD IS BEAUTIFUL.
Nothing feels as smooth as waxed. Its like licking a dolphin (wet joke intended). Increase tongue to skin contact.
Plus the visual, I have unpermed hair. I don’t need to see yours. What I dont have is a hot pocket. So take off the hair and let me see IT in its full glory. I don’t consider it juvenile, cause I’m not thinking about a child’s genitial, I don’t know why you are.
Plus for us Big Nosed brothers landing strips, esp long fro tend to tickle my nose hair and make me lose focus.
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Vanessa aka Miss V Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 9:41 am
to me, it’s just weird… i’m a grown woman, and i’m supposed to have hair down there. plain and simple. of course, i keep it neat when it’s time to get down with the get down, but no need to shave it ALL off. plus the effects of shaving/waxing are annoying (i.e. itching, razor bumps, etc).
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MR. CHeeKZ Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 10:05 am
“to me, it’s just weird… i’m a grown woman, and i’m supposed to have hair down there”
Your also suppose to bleed down there once a month.
Just don’t do either while I’m down there.
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Satya Reply:
April 29th, 2009 at 12:45 am
ditto
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Vanessa aka Miss V Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 10:59 am
well u know, it’s a win-win situation for all of us: we are not going to be effin’ each other anytime soon, so i don’t have to go bald, and u don’t have to worry about a lil bush
ps – period and pubes are two TOTALLY different things… blood during intimate relations is just plain nasty.
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CHeeKZ Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
NonoNo… I’m not trying to bag you (well I am, but that is more of a life goal) I’m just saying… many Wooley Mammoths feel its unnatural for a grown woman to shave since that is the way god made them.
But god gave us hair on our legs and ladies shave that bald. And armpits, and some of your ladies struggle with your upper lip. Once at the strip club, some girl had a good five hairs on each nipple. Sometimes we have to alter the way we are meant to be.
P.S. has anyone ever seen the Heartbreak Kid?
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Ms. Cherry Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
“Once at the strip club, some girl had a good five hairs on each nipple. Sometimes we have to alter the way we are meant to be.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Vanessa aka Miss V Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
LMAO… true true. all i’m saying is that a little hair doesn’t hurt anybody…
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Love the commercial! I agree with Reina… waxing is a much better look.
I’ve been waxing so long I forget what a full forest looks like. If I woke up one morning and looked down and saw a 70s porn style snatch I’d have a heart attack.
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Too much hair equals odor equals a beast that you don’t even want to tackle.
YUCK.
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If I was a man I wouldn’t be interested either. I’m a shaver, don’t necessarily like it but my first waxing wasn’t a good experience… I cried from the pain and the site of blood… never going back there. So I am open to doing it again. I plan to next week while in San Diego.
Question to seasoned waxers:
Don’t you have to go some period of time with it grown out because it has to be a certain length to wax? How do you make it through those days? Or am I missing something?
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OrangeStar616 Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 9:42 am
you go bout 4 to 6 weeks between each waxing and its not like it grows completely back justa lil fuzz like five o-clock shawdow going on LOL…
you youngins are funny before I started waxing I neva once had any negro even think to turn it down..my goodness these are MEN we are talking about right LOL…..
I do brazillions but may grow out a soul patch type landing strip or maybe a short triangle for a diff look *thinking*
I didn;t stink either when I had hair down there..I ve heard people say that but I didn’t have that problem *shrug*
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Vanessa aka Miss V Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 9:44 am
word… the only time it stinks is when the girl doesn’t wash it and/or has some sort of infection, hair or not.
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OrangeStar616 Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 9:55 am
I never got that literally or figuratively LOL….
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TRUE Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 10:01 am
sweaty HAIR stinks, we not talkin about a foul vagina
Sweaty pubes smell…PERIOD
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N.I.A. fabuloussince1982.... Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 10:02 am
@ TRUE…exactly!!!
one of my best friends plays for the other team, and she has told me she has encountered some
crazyinteresting odors from her female companions. And the one’s who keep it at least trimmed seem to have a more natural scent as opposed to ladies with a bush holding on to some unusual ish. Not necessarily a bad smell, just not good one….Reply
Nicki Sunshine Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 10:03 am
“sweaty HAIR stinks, we not talkin about a foul vagina
Sweaty pubes smell…PERIOD”
Exactly, True.. Exactly what I meant.
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OrangeStar616 Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 10:08 am
yeah and thats what I was talking also..my hair below did not stink sweaty or not *shrug*……….
The box sweats anyway esp in the summer and it never that stank, with fuzz or without, IDK maybe I’m just diff………
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Vanessa aka Miss V Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 11:03 am
sweaty hair… down there??
i don’t even want to know…
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Reina Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 10:06 am
I usually get waxed each month as the itching from the hair growing back can get a bit bothersome. If necessary, I’ll pluck, but that’s rarely necessary. I don’t shave at all.
It sounds like you had a bad waxer. I’d check online for reviews of possible aestheticians before visiting one.
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LOL @ that commercial. I personally prefer waxing…it gives a much smoother finish. I’ve been completely bald, and did not like it at all. It felt good, but looked so weird…looked like I was 6 again. Not a good look in my opinion.
and I agree with Ms. Sunshine…hair holds odor, and odor isn’t something you want to hold on to…
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 10:04 am
“It felt good, but looked so weird…looked like I was 6 again.”
This has put me in tears for the morning. lol
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i loved it all shaved
I love mine shaved bald
and men..I like theirs shaved too. I turned a couple of guys on to it
Hair is bothersome and annoying down there.
I agree with Nicki, too much hair = odor and a bunch of other stuff
Plus, shaved penises look bigger
So forget enzyte, if you have at least an average penis. it may appear bigger
*throws up at the thought of pubic hair*
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 10:11 am
“Plus, shaved penises look bigger ”
LMAO.. Girl, you got me over here howling!!!!
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TRUE Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 10:16 am
they do…true story
some hair hides the full length of the penis
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Vanessa aka Miss V Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 11:06 am
oh no, a bald #$%^ too??
no way… i guess it’s just me, hair doesn’t bother me, as long as it’s not a lot.
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I’ve always been a shaver and a trimmer, but I got waxed for the first time in February…I will never, ever go back to shaving! I had to fight the urge not to keep touching my skin- it was soo smooth!
I did a gradual progression with waxing, starting off with the bikini line (top and sides), then going a little further in (“V” shaped) and about a week ago, I went for (almost) the whole sha-bang, leaving just a landing strip in the front (I even let her do the back!!!). I was terrified to let her wax my back door, but it hurts surprisingly less than the front and it feels great (maybe TMI…)!
I recommend that everyone try it!
I am a little weary of guys that want everything gone. I am a grown up, not a six year old. Do a lot of guys want it COMPLETELY gone?
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 10:12 am
“I am a little weary of guys that want everything gone. I am a grown up, not a six year old. Do a lot of guys want it COMPLETELY gone?”
I saw a man with his gone.. he didn’t warn me… and it scared me initially. lol. He didn’t have ANY hair on his body… no leg hair, no nothing.
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Ash Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 11:20 am
LOL! No ma’am…to reference Wednesday’s post…”That’s Just Ghey.”
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Hair on men doesn’t bother me, shaved pubes on a dude doesn’t look all that appealing..I don’t mind a man looking like one, matter fact thats what I prefer.
some dudes pack enough where they need no assistance to look bigger LOL…..
People want dudes to be hairless= underarms, chest, pubes mmmmmmmmm, TOO METRO FOR moi LOL
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Most guys don’t care Ash lol
Just like there are guys that still like hairy legs, some guys like hair on the coot
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I’m from an island, so I pratically grew up in bush. I applaud the efforts to keep it all prim and proper, but if I encounter mad bush in my backyard, I just breaks out the machete and go to work.
“Pum pum fat, pum pum slim/pum pum bushy and pum pum trim/pum pum black, pum pum brown/pum pum heavier than a hundred pound…Pum pum skinny and pum pum fat/Pum pum tight, pum pum slack/pum pum rich and pum pum poor/PUM PUM NUFF AND WE STILL WAAAN MORE!!! PUM PUM CONQUEROR!!!!”
Thank you Jah for Pum Pum.
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Vanessa aka Miss V Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 11:09 am
LMAO… loves it!
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Anna Nimous Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Must you make me wheeze in the afternoon?
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*dies laughing at lexsteel*
WTF
BWAHAHAHAH
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I’m only for minor trimming the overhang, as in anything that won’t fit in my thongs. While I love the feel of totally smooth skin, my hair follicles WILL fight back. 2-3 hairs coming from the same follicle? Yep, that’s me, with no relief using wax or cream. No use having great sex for a week and then nothing due to vengeful hair bumps for the next 3 weeks. Now I’m hooked on the laser, but I’ll only go so far in with it. Plus the laser lasts for about a year before any touch ups are needed.
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Damn yo, ain’t nuffin wrong with an Afro-like cooch!
Or an Afro under your armpits for that matter.
Its all perfectly natural, and for some guys like me, its actually a turn on. Now, when you have hair on your legs long enough to be poking out your tubesocks? Then yeah, we have a serious problem. Besides, having a hairy cooch is the reason they invented dental floss.
I’m just sayin…
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Vanessa aka Miss V Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
LOL i’m with you, but not completely. no forests growing over here…..
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I think some of yall have an infatuation with cavement and sasquatch lmao
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Ive been having sex since the 80′s and I gotta tell ya, I never got the side-eye look before…2004? That nearly-gone or bare look is just the latest fashion in pubes (or overall body design). Think about it: clothes have gotten smaller and skimpier, so has footwear, so there isnt a lot of room for “extras” like hair.
So what do I do now? Whatever the guy wants, thats what, lol.
L
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