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Venturing to Chartered Territories
Before we get started, I’d like to apologize to those readers who thought they still might find new lands to conquer. As we’re getting older, the amount of virgins walking among us is dwindling by the second. We lost two just in the time you read that introduction. Right now, the best you can do is completely obliterate whoever was there before you and claim the land as your own. I call this “Pulling A Chris Columbus.” Now that we’ve established the reality of the situation, the question is – how much of a past could you handle? How much experience are you OK with and how much is a turn off? I’m not just talking about numbers either. Sexuality is more than just 1s and 0s. What’s that fine line between “ooooo!!!” and “oh…”?
It’s all very subjective. I can’t speak for women, but I know guys who don’t flinch at certain sexual escapades and others who would cringe and fall back. For example, some won’t wife up a chick that’s been with their boy. Some will. Some won’t take back an ex girlfriend after she’s been with another dude. Some will. Some won’t wife up a chick who’s played Eiffel Tower with two dudes, while other guys would grab their passport and do their own sightseeing. You get the point. I realized that my criteria is quite different from others. No better or worse. Just different. Certain things I would let rock, other dudes would get squeamish and vice versa.
Everyone treads their own fine line with sexuality. For example, I knew a young lady who was all about modeling. Her big goal at the time was to appear in Playboy, which she eventually did. I was cool with it, I knew she wasn’t going to be the one I saw walking down the aisle. Plus every dude wants to say he messed with a chick that’s in Playboy. Even if she was just in one of those “Girls of the Pac 10″ joints. However when she said she wanted to be a stripper, I hit the brakes. Just my prerogative. What’s the difference? To me, I don’t mind other dude’s looking, but I’m the only Washington that should be all up in your naughty bits.
I know some of my readers are asking in your mind – “Why would you want to know details anyway Seattle?” Unfortunately, to me, some things aren’t better left unsaid. I’d rather know. I have a bad case of curiosity. One, I like to open up the conversation and see what’s what. It’s easier and more comfortable once everything is discussed. I know where you’d go willingly, where I might have take your hand to lead you and where I can never go with you. Plus, I’d rather know the news than sit here and wonder how bad it is. The gift and the curse of being creative is an intense imagination. If my mind starts wandering, there’s no way I can catch it. We’re both better off talking and setting up a little playpen for my brain so it doesn’t go wild.
Point is, no one’s pure, and that’s becoming more evident as I meet more and more people. I found out the other day, some dudes like to get tied up and beat with wiffle ball bats. To each his own. Not me shorty. Maybe if we toned it down a little. Sans the rope. I don’t like to get burned in any which way. Sorry, I drifted. Regardless by learning things like that, and a slew of other acts I can’t mention here, I’m beginning to comprehend what I will and won’t put up with as far as a sexual history from my potential lady. It also helps when you hear where other people lie. So, what will you cause you to settle in and what will have you packing up to hit the high seas once again?
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I haven’t been with a virgin since I was a virgin. lol
I need him to be experienced. My expectation by the time I meet him is that he has had (bedded) numerous women. In his trysts with his numerous women, I expect that he has perhaps done some role play, had a fantasy or two fulfilled, learned more about women and his own sexual self, and has grown and developed enough sexual prowess and stamina to impress me but not overwhelm me with his lovin’. My expectation is also that he has had at least one skank in his past (the fewer the skanks, the better, thanks).
Let’s not confuse this guy with the consummate man-whore. For the record – I believe every woman needs at least one encounter with a sugar-d*ck man-whore – it builds character (LMAO)! But seriously, there is an immaturity involved with a man who has and continues to f*ck anything that moves. (: : shivers : : Ugh!) We’re talking about what I think is a normal, sexually developed male.
What I DON’T expect from my non-virgin, experienced, man:
1) Homosexual/bisexual experiences.
2) Paid experiences. Escorts, prostitutes? No-No.
3) Several “train” tales.
4) Compulsive masturbation/porn watching tales.
5) A cache of “home movies” from his past. CREEPY!
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Steph Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 8:44 am
“I believe every woman needs at least one encounter with a sugar-d*ck man-whore – it builds character ”
I just wanted to say that is HILARIOUS
)
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 9:07 am
“For the record – I believe every woman needs at least one encounter with a sugar-d*ck man-whore”
Though I laughed, I completely disagree for a multitude of reasons that I am not able to disclose at this time.
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Yeah Whatev Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 9:48 am
“Though I laughed, I completely disagree for a multitude of reasons that I am not able to disclose at this time.”
I also completely disagree because of one obvious reason: firecr*tch anyone?
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Vanessa aka Miss V Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 3:09 pm
+1
yes, i whole-heartedly agree with this list minus the man-whore part. no need for me to make my own =).
yes, miss v is back… for now.
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Satya Reply:
April 1st, 2009 at 1:35 am
lmao @- “a sugar-d*ck man-whore”
Just chocked on my water
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To me, it’s all about what shes learned from what she did. If she says she’s been with 50 guys and she does nothing but lie there, then her bodycount is something I can’t deal with. Now if she says she’s been with 60 and she brings down the house, then maybe I can forget about exactly how she learned that trick with her left nostril- as long as she doesn’t have that wandering eye. In fact, it’s that roving eye that’ll do it for me, regardless of if she’s a virgin or if she’s a stripper. Its not about her past, but if she’s looking restless, I’m pretty sure I’m not going to be trying to make a future with her.
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CVal Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 2:35 am
Co-sign!
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CHeeKZ McNumerous Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 8:41 am
I’m have to co-sign this powerful statement as well as Seattle’s powerful thread.
Huge difference between strippers and models… I would wife Kim Kardashian despite Ray J. Cause A… I’m bigger than him (pause) and B sure you all my have seen my goodies, but that only makes you more jealous.
Here is the real question? Would you wife Jazmine Cashmere or Roxy Reynolds aftered they retired (see the new Murs video, ‘me and this jawn’ for his answer)
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RightCoastLexSteele, Jack Sippa Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 8:57 am
I’d have to make an exception for Jazmine Cashmere. She is a savage.
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Reign Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 9:47 am
I guess I need to watch more porn
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Seattle Washington Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 9:55 am
Yes you do Reign. Yes you do.
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E Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 10:01 am
yea I would wife Roxy! she a savage too ….
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Just A Thought Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 10:08 am
You’d wife knifed up Kardashian? Seriously? You know you better have a hefty bank account, because all that plastic surgery (and not just the ass, mind you) requires lifetime maintenance. There are other phenomenal asses out there with pretty faces, and there are even some that can “work the middle.” According to my homeboy, who watched the vid, he was completely turned off from her because of her lack of skills.
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RightCoastLexSteele, Diabetes D*ck Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 10:38 am
Yes…I was mad I wasted bandwith to download that nonsense.
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A man who tells me he’s eaten a$$ makes me cringe.
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Southern Belle Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 9:51 am
COSIGN!
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Britt Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 11:06 am
OMG!!!! I commented before reading this. YUCK. I have never had a man tell me that, but yea. It would make me cringe as well.
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RightCoastLexSteele, Diabetes D*ck Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 11:30 am
SMH…prudes.
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Tunde Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 11:41 am
lol. i agree with rightcoast.
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Southern Belle Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 11:53 am
When we role play, he likes to call me that before he grips my hair tightly and breaks me.
…prude my ass.
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RightCoastLexSteele, Diabetes D*ck Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 11:59 am
Lol…you liked your hair pulled? I’ve never heard THAT before.
I stand by my previous statement.
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niasmomma Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 12:04 pm
LMAO, Lex, @ “Diabetes D*ck”!
I LUVS IT!
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Southern Belle Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 12:11 pm
RCLS, you’re just nasty: nasty like you should never wear clothes because they just get in the way of life.
lol.
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RightCoastLexSteele, Diabetes D*ck Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Nasty is a strong word. I prefer to say “In touch w/ my sensual side.’
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 1:24 pm
If you do it, cool.. .but don’t tell me about it. UGH. I don’t want to think about your tongue in someone’s outters when you are kissing me!
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 1:24 pm
“RCLS, you’re just nasty: nasty like you should never wear clothes because they just get in the way of life.
lol.”
I am in tears now bc of this. LMAO
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Vanessa aka Miss V Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 3:12 pm
+1
word… including using toys in that region. ::shivers with disgust::
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Tunde Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 3:19 pm
maybe its me but i figure thats just a part of sex (not that i would just do that to anybody). *shrugs shoulders*
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a man experimenting with another man is something i can’t handle.
i don’t think i can handle a 3-some with 2 dudes (no offense guys) cuz that seems ever so slightly homo. i mean, what if ur “eiffel towers” happen to touch? grossness…
and i have to agree with nicki… if he tells me he’s tossed some salad, i may need to get outta there…
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Nicki Sunshine Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 9:04 am
“a man experimenting with another man is something i can’t handle. ”
YES. I agree!
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This post overall is a beast, and perhaps explains one of the many banes of my existence. That is all.
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I would just like to piggie back off what IronMan said. Just cause she has been with a bunch of dudes doesn’t make her the freak we expect. Smuts have often times let me down. Just cause she has played a bunch of games doesn’t make her a good Pro (JJ Reddick). Think about it, when your with a smeezie and she is doing a bad job, its the only time you are going to be with her, you don’t bother correcting her.
However, if you draft a fresh out of HS talent with a V card, and mentor her game she could turn into a League MVP. Being with one guy for a logn time, she has a better chance of learning intimacy and trying new things to spice things up. I gotta give a shout out to the girls who keep their legs closed for the right guy… lets not front like they can’t get the job done. Some of the best stuff I got was from girls who were in long term relationships and I either got them to cheat or they just broke up with their man.
Plus I had too long term gf who were both Halo carrying rookies. They both became Kobe and Lebron on their own. I was wawtching the expressions as wifey was attacking the pipe sunday night and I thought to myself, DAMN I could make money if I put wifey on tape. She is that good now! And as far as I know that is with a REAL low number. Heck one of the top porn chicks out right now, Niccara came into the game a virgin! If you believe her bio.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 9:44 am
Just when I thought I was ready to disagree with you, you surprised me. We are somewhat on the same page now.lol.
I fear that I have spoken too soon.
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Reign Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 9:46 am
Personally I have to agree that long term relationships provides a woman more opportunity for intimacy and experimenting. You are putting yourself out there when you get that deep with sex, you can’t just open up like that to anyone.
AND it also depends on your sexual compatibility. Some folks you lust and masturbate after and when you finally get them nekked and ready you too just don’t click sexually, da*n shame. Just doing what you can to get through it until it’s over. That’s another big one for me, sexual compatibility. We have to be on the same level, and aspire for more, a must!
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Yeah Whatev Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 10:02 am
“I gotta give a shout out to the girls who keep their legs closed for the right guy… lets not front like they can’t get the job done.”
Omg! Like Thank You so much! It’s so good to know that there are guys who still appreciate v-card holders who are waiting for the right guy. After a year and half of living and trying to date in ATL I’ve found out that “finding the right guy in ATL” is almost an oxymoron. They hate women like me. Oh well, there is hope.I’m not worried about it; school keeps my mind busy. Sorry for the hiatus…school got hectic.
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RightCoastLexSteele, Diabetes D*ck Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 10:23 am
You do realize that your virginity does not appreciate in value….they arent T-Bills sweetie…LET IT GO!!
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Just A Thought Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 10:27 am
Dude, she’s in ATL, where it is much safer to hold on to that than to give it away. Especially since it will carry emotional value and attachment. 99% of the dudes in ATL are not worth that investment.
I used to live there, so trust me I’m speaking from experience. It was the only time in my life that I was very happy to be single.
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Yeah Whatev Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 10:39 am
RighCoastLexSteele,
As matter of fact I’m not as adverse to “letting it go” as you say, but as “Just a Thought” has co-signed “99% of the dudes in ATL are not worth that investment.” The other 1% are taken or would be perfect for me if only they were not gay, because I have met some great gay friends (perfect for me in every other way) and I keep telling them, “D*mn if only y’all weren’t gay, you could definitely get it!” I just turned 24, so I’m about ready now, before I turn 25, if only I could meet someone worthwhile who isn’t slimy and doesn’t already have 2-3 baby mamas. I just gotta finish up this masters and get the h*ll out of ATL!
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RightCoastLexSteele, Diabetes D*ck Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 10:53 am
Say no more. I’ll call DownSouthLexSteele. Give it 2-3 weeks for delivery.
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Portland, if you dont like rope, try velcro restraints. Less chaffing on the wrists, and you’ll still be able to free yourself if things don’t go according to plan. Can’t help you with that wiffle ball thing…sounds interesting tho…
In reality, the older you get, you just have to realize that you are going to end up being Chris Columbus. Deal with it. If you really like her, her past shouldnt matter. You just need to handle you business. And if she really likes you, while she’ll miss her daddy d*ck, there are (at least there should be) a million other reasons why she likes you. Like a few other people said earlier, as long as she’s not acting discontented, you should be ok…other than that, let it rock!
I had one experience with a virgin and never again. I need an experienced person. Or at least an open mind. I want to know that 20 years from now, wifey is down to do the same nasty, toe-curling, mind-blowing sh*t she did to bag me up.
And as one of the “Sugah D*ck” brothers (man-whore is a bit of stretch), the rest of the male population owes us a thank you. You know why.
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Southern Belle Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 11:02 am
As much as you didn’t value the elasticity of your virgin wang slang, my first was mediocre.
He was one of those who
writestalks like he has an arm length piece but the reality compared more to a finger. Pinky, to be exact. [I joke, I'm clearly just bitter because I lost the piece, I know.]What’s really good with the unappreciative stance on ‘Sealed for Freshness’ goodies?!
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RightCoastLexSteele, Diabetes D*ck Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 11:18 am
Keeping it sealed does not guarantee freshness or good quality. For example, Budweiser has this marketing angle for their brew based on the premise that they can guarantee freshness with their “Born on” date. Well, true alcoholics know that no matter when the beer was made, exposure to light actually determines a beer’s freshness, not fancy bottling and marketing. So if you buy a beer that was “Born” last month, only God knows where the distributor/retailer has been storing it, so that freshness is just an illusion.
Belle, it’s more wide than long…no one likes feeling impaled after all…
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Southern Belle Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 11:20 am
LMAO. K.O.
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JG* Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 6:42 pm
You for the win.
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Things I will not tolerate in a guy:
1. Homosexual tendencies or experiences
2. Any past work experience as a stripper (all the male strippers I’ve known have worked as escorts)
3. Failure to regularly get checkups
4. Not being “cunnilingual”
5. Lack of patience in the bedroom
6. Inability to engage in mental/emotional sensuality
7. Multiple orgy/3+some experiences
8. Excessive badmouthing of chicks he’s bagged (especially chicks that were his GF)
9. Rampant cheating
10. Any other display of sexual indiscretion that just turns me off.
I like a man that is somewhat experienced, but I don’t want a dude that’s been around the world like Carmen Sandiego. Whores just turn me off. I know there are different societal constraints on men and women, but I just don’t want something that everybody and their momma has had.
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Sowhatiff Jenkins Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 10:54 am
This list is great.
Especially #4.I too want a man with some experience, but I don’t want dude thats boned a lot of chicks. Mostly because to get good at the pumpington, you have to spend extending time with one woman. It generally takes women (and men) a couple tries to figure out what’s really good betwixt the sheets. Mad hitting-and-quitting sessions with different women won’t teach you how to really work the middle.
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Vanessa aka Miss V Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 3:22 pm
+1
I like this list, too… more thorough. I gotta take off #4 for me, though. i can deal w/o the face action for now.
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Can’t read all the comments, so I may be repeating, but I am not cool with NOSINESS. I am just not. You call it curiosity, I call it nosiness. I think it’s random that you will use her past to discourage a future with her. Men do some crazy triflin things that I can’t even begin to imagine, but they still become good husbands and good fathers because those things were done in the PAST…
If you want to know what I’m down to try/do/whatever, that conversation can be had. But it doesn’t have to involved the details.
(Sorry, I’ve done research on Sexual Politics and when I look at how the Black community deals with sex, it is just WEIRD to me)
JG*
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Southern Belle Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 11:12 am
I have to agree with this. There’s no sense in talking about my past; just because I did xyz with dude before you doesn’t mean I’m up to do the same [or more] with you. I’ve only ever had 1 partner that I felt completely comfortable with, and my past sexual experiences will probably not be repeated.
Annnnd scene.
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JG* Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 11:33 am
This is another good point as well.
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I draw the line at sexual experimentation with other men. I know that 100% of black men would never admit this, but if you did I would pass.
There are PLENTY of women who are down with the switch hitting. Not I said the Britt.
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Let me say that I understand certain things you may wish to know. I get that. I’d want to know if my man has ever been with a man or animals. But outside of those types of really crazy (I mean, generally accepted crazy) things that speak more to a mentality (i.e. he’s probably Gay or a serial killer) then I don’t feel like he needs to tell me the many different ways he’s done this or that. As long as he does what I want.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 11:51 am
“I’d want to know if my man has ever been with a man or animals.”
L.M.A.O.
Boisterous laughter aside, I’d never ask a chick what positions she’s tried and how long it took her to master the art of fellatio. I too, like Seattle, have an active imagination. The less I have to lay there thinking about., the better. Ignorance is bliss, unless she’s sliding off…in which case my goons will throw her in the Atlantic with cement blocks on her feet.
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JG* Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 12:08 pm
You and Mr. Washington just drive me nuts!!!!!!
I love y’all, but I just want to shake you!
Active imaginations hmmm….. Just nosy and like to measure your wangs.
*hugs*
*muahs*
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Raqi Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 2:45 pm
@ Slim- “Ignorance is bliss, unless she’s sliding off…in which case my goons will throw her in the Atlantic with cement blocks on her feet.”
LOL- coworkers looking at me like I’m crazy…
@ JG- Selective ignorance is what’s up. I don’t want to know how many people he’s been with, and it ain’t his business who I’ve been with (unless either one of us have been with the other person’s friend/cow/relative/sandwich/boss/etc.)
Funny, I learned this when I still had my V-Card. I lost it at 22… and prior to that, whenever a guy asked me for a partner-tally, and I answered zero, he acted like I was an unopened dented can of peas at Aldi’s; it isn’t expired but don’t nobody want that *isht.
If I’m in it, I’m in it for them and it should be vice versa. Sexual history(or lack there of) shouldn’t/doesn’t change that.
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speakin of lettin the V-Card go..
every guy i’ve evr pumped w/ eventually reminds just why i HAVENT let the V-card go..cuz in the end no1 has been worthy of it. Its special and sacred and thats why I’ve chose to keep it as such. And its my perogative if I choose to keep it & no1 can tell me othrwise..I dont tell no1 else what to do w/ their goods so cant no1 tell me what I shuld/shuldnt do w/ mine.
Off my soapbox now…
carry on!
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RightCoastLexSteele, Diabetes D*ck Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 1:38 pm
“Its special and sacred and thats why I’ve chose to keep it as such.”
This has to be the most ludicris thing I’ve ever read in my life…in my honest opinion.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Sorry bruh, gotta disagree with you on this one. I love lady thang just as much as you do, but I respect the padlocked panties…unless she was home-schooled….
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RightCoastLexSteele, Diabetes D*ck Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 2:52 pm
My brother, while I do not respect your opinion, I will fight to death for your right to have it. Or more like pay tons in taxes so someone else can fight for you to have it. I mean, if you havent gotten around to having sex or sex just isnt your thing for now, fine. But this whole “my cooch is the holy grail” bullsh*t must end. Shit, depending on the night, I rather blow trees than get some ass anyway. And you want to qualify my worthiness to stretch you out. GTFOH!
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 1:40 pm
“every guy i’ve evr pumped w/ eventually reminds just why i HAVENT let the V-card go”
In my mind, this means that you have already lost it…but that’s prolly just cuz I’m a dirty minded fool. On the other hand, you could be a V in one space but not the other…
I support your proclamation of Vness though. regardless.
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Raqi Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 2:54 pm
“On the other hand, you could be a V in one space but not the other… I support your proclamation of Vness though. regardless.”
@ Slim – Lol, I don’t agree… I knew this chick from college who believed she was a virgin. Hands DOWN, she was a virgin… according to her. A guy asks her, “how many partners” and she says “none, because my cooticoo is that ISness…” In REAL life though, once you talk to her, she been “duckin’ off” and “bottom feeding” insane numbers of dudes since high school utilizing every crevice/hole/nostril/roll/dimple in her body.
Claiming it doesn’t make it true.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Now we’re talking about pathological liars versus chicks that never had their oil checked. Different beast all together.
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Raqi Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Lol- Tis true indeed… I’m just sayin’…
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JG* Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 5:09 pm
While I applaud your decision to remain chaste, I have to kind of agree with Mr. Pornstarnamesfordays. LOL
I think we put sex on this really really really high pedestal and for certainly, most of the right reasons. There are plenty of great reasons I can think of as to why one should wait until marriage. However, I just feel like those are all trumped by a few ill-derived and selfish other reasons. LOL But I will teach my children to wait until marriage because sex complicates things sometimes and you can get preggers and diseased. I won’t tell my daughter it’s because her Vagina is the single most amazing thing in the world that she could EVER offer a man therefore she should treat it like PLATINUM. I like to think I have more to offer than just my body. When we put that kind of pricetag on it, it makes things more than what it is. Which is why some girls lose their minds after having sex with a guy and it doesn’t work out. “But… I gave you my GOLD!” All the while losing something really precious… their mind.
So if I teach my daughter that it’s the most amazing sacred thing on earth, then some dude talks her into it, it doesn’t work, she’s set up for the biggest okie doke. My mother however, taught me the realities, therefore I never use sex as a weapon or a tool. If it’s not something I’ve giving away, he can’t take it either.
I hope I articulated that well. It’s closing time. LOL
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niasmomma Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Well. Said.
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Yeah Whatev Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Absolutely Agree! I don’t put the P on a Pedestal either, despite what people think. I actually want a good, solid, worthwhile, strong relationship with someone that I am actually attracted too, close to my age, and at my level. That is all. It was never about my P is better than this or that, and I do not think I am a better person than anyone else because my P hasn’t been touched by an OPP. I just want to feel happy and non-regrettable about it when it does finally happen. Please goodness let me find him this year because, sometimes I feel like bursting (LOL, just kidding). Boy whoever it is gonna get the full wrath of my pent-up energy! Watch OUT! Been hitting the gym hard daily just to keep the energy in check!
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Yeah Whatev Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Brav-effing-O and COSIGNNNNN!!!! Anyone who says otherwise just wishes they had they’re v-cards again. Do you know how many experienced Janes and Joes have told me they wish they still had theirs despite all the good lovin’ they’ve had in the past? It’s kind of ironic.
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ok i have to admit…. in addition to what has been mentioned already, im turned off by dudes who LOVE (read obsess over) eating the sauce. i mean, really? i know the ladies are like, miss v, wtf??? yeah it’s cool to find a guy who does that (though im saving my sauce tasting for my husband), but the idea of his face buried in multitudes of crotch is unappealing. i can’t help but wonder: if i kiss him, will something start growing on my face? does his face/breath smell like punanni? these are enough to be like thanks but no thanks!
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RightCoastLexSteele, Diabetes D*ck Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 4:19 pm
The second most ludicris thing I’ve ever read in my life.
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Vanessa aka Miss V Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 4:38 pm
why is it so outrageous? lol
i don’t see why it’s not a problem when a dude is willing to do that with every and anybody… like seriously? and on top of that, he’s not ashamed of sharing this obsession. just seems odd to me…
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RightCoastLexSteele, Diabetes D*ck Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 5:06 pm
If something already is growing on his face or his breath smells slightly “fishy” then maybe this is plausible. But seriously…you cant get AIDS from sitting on a toilet, and you will not cooties from coochie eaters.
With all these hang-ups no wonder “good men are hard to find.”
*drops mic and walks off the stage to no applause*
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 5:27 pm
This made me laugh. Good Job sir.
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Vanessa aka Miss V Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 5:27 pm
LMAO… i know you can’t get AIDS from that!
i’m just saying… the thought of him swimming in all kinds of sauce is what grosses me out. maybe if he didn’t tell me about how much he loved to do it, i wouldn’t be bothered. but the fact that he ODs over the idea, makes me wonder. that’s all.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 5:35 pm
V,
You can’t go using the term “sauce” all willy nilly. The first time you mentioned it was in reference to the penile ejaculate (sauceshooter). I thought you were initially talking about a guy tasting his own battalion. Perhaps for women you should refer to her cooter stuff as “juice”. Everybody likes juice.
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Vanessa aka Miss V Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 7:26 pm
sorry boo… i should have said saucepatch. my bad!
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“With all these hang-ups no wonder “good men are hard to find.” – Mr. RCLS,DD
Very true. But y’all have the most hang-ups ever! Y’all need to know the numbers, how it was done, how freaky it got, and then if you don’t like the answer the same girl who was just “wifey” is now getting the boot. This must be a northern thing. I swear. LOL
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RightCoastLexSteele, Pum Pum Conqueror Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 9:31 pm
I’m from an island. Same rules dont apply.
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JG* Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 9:45 pm
I’ll give you that. Being from an island myself, Island men don’t play by the same rules. LOL And I guess that also answers the thing about the southern men. Most men down here are from islands.
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