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Why I love Steak and BJ Day
Everyday should be this grand
The gods of holidays and special occasions has given us such monumental fails as Groundhog Day, Columbus Day, and Festivus, but they definitely redeemed themselves and done mankind a service with this one. For those of you not familiar, March 14th has been designated as Steak and BJ day, and has come to be known as the male equivalent of Valentine’s Day. The history and founder of this holiday is unimportant and way too much work for me to look it up. There is probably a large segment of women that may be unfamiliar with this day, but men everywhere know about this day all too well, as though it has been ingrained in them since birth. Go ahead, say Steak and Blowjob day around the next man you see and watch his ears perk up and his eyes get real big like a happy puppy. Just make sure you don’t say it to the driver of your carpool while reading this on your phone, or you may not make it to work.
This holiday is a no brainer (Well actually…). It combines the two of your man’s classic favorites. It’s safe to say that this combination is more American than baseball and apple pie. At face value it may appear that all the perks of this holiday favor men only, but there are few a key advantages for women as well. For example, if you are a very *fellatious* woman, this is a great holiday for you. This is literally your time to shine. Also, this is one of the only gift giving holidays where you don’t have to put any thought into figuring out what he wants. Unless your mouth has been sewn shut, you’ve already got one of the gifts on your person, and depending on the last time you went grocery shopping you probably already have a steak in the freezer. No long lines, no last minute shopping, no more worrying about whether or not he’ll like it. Even a vegetarian would be hard pressed to turn down some Filet Mignon if he knew it came with a generous helping of fellatio.
A few tips for women who are thinking about participating in this joyous day. First, don’t stress yourself out attempting to deliver the Top and Top Sirloin at the same time. The thought of sopping up A-1 sauce with the last few pieces of steak while having your kids sopped up is rather tantalizing, but realistically there’s no way to balance a plate off the top of your head while it’s bobbing up and down and eat the steak at the same time, and more than likely even if there was a coordinated effort to make this happen, you’d probably end up washing steak sauce and bits of beef out your hair the next day. It’s a safer bet to let your man enjoy both of these delicacies separately.
Secondly, today would be a good day to attempt some new feats of fellatio previously unaccomplished. Swallowing, attempts at deep throating, hummers and “under carriage washes” are strongly encouraged on this blessed day. Who knows, you may discover a some new tricks you are fond of that you can add to your resume. Win-win for everyone. Lastly, don’t be limited by the fact that the words “Steak” and “BJ” are used in the singular form. Show some initiative…serve Steak and Eggs for breakfast, a NY Strip and Fries for lunch, and T-Bone and mashed potatoes for dinner with a big, juicy mouth job immediately following each meal. I suppose if “he ain’t your man” you don’t have to resort to full service, but then again, that’s probably why he’s ain’t your man. Think about it…
Remember, no matter how your man likes his steak, make sure the BJ is well done. And yes, I know I didn’t exactly explain why I love Steak and BJ day, but I didn’t think I actually needed to explain it. Should be self explanatory. Do you like Steak and BJ day? Is this the first time you’ve heard about it? If so, now that you know about it, you are obligated to participate. Those who know better, do better. Do better.
I’m writing about Jesus next week,
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what kind of question is that? of course i like steak and bj day.
i heard about steak and a bj day maybe around 2003 or 2004. this is a great day but like valentine’s day i feel like this day should be celebrated all year round. who just wants head on march 14th? i know i don’t. lol
i actually tweeted about this a couple of weeks ago and someone replied that she wouldn’t celebrate a holiday that wasn’t written on her store bought calender. that’s a bunch of bologna.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 12:18 am
Sounds like someone had a problem with the bologna in the first place.
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Tunde Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 12:58 am
ah ha!
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Best day of the year…*sniff* Its just so beautiful!
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Ummmm yea… never heard of it, I googled it and apparently it does exist sorta, because it doesn’t really exist if most women don’t know about it and you can’t celebrate with each other or maybe… uhhh nevermind… O_0
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I think it’s going to need a new name like, Man Appreciation Day or Man Parts Appreciation Day? I dunno but Hallmark isn’t going to recognize this Steak & BJ Day which means a lot of women won’t sooooo, guess men will have to make their SOs aware all on their own and how do you do that w/o making her feel like a dirty maid (hmmm… well, actually…) Plus, this “holiday” is already too similar to the Eskimo holiday, Raw Trout on PB&J Day.
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Never heard of it and I won’t be “doing anything special” for it…why?? Not because I’m against it but because my boo and I opted not to celebrate v-day seeing as it’s not a recession friendly holiday. I did some cutesy things with a boxed cake and canned frosting but there was no celebration, soooo….since this is the “male equivalent” I think I have the right not to go all out…it’s only fair. Maybe next year…*winks*
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 7:06 am
Waaiiiitttttt a second! Are you saying that because your boo didn’t go all out on V-Day that you won’t supply him with whoppington o’suckles and a medium-rare steak dinner on the 14th? It’s not supposed to be about you. It’s supposed to be about him. Booooo! Hisssssss!
lol. I’m sayin tho.
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CHeeKZ Money Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 8:39 am
The recession doesn’t effect your ability to cook or suck a ninja off.
Boooooooooooooooo
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BLaCk Bruce WaYnE Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 8:56 am
SMH ….Sad! Steak & BJ Day doesn’t even incurr nearly the amount of expenses that Valentine’s Day does. It doesn’t even come close. This day is probably the most inexpensive holiday next to maybe Columbus Day. This isn’t Thanksgiving here!
For Shame!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 10:27 am
I gotta say…that’s not a good reason not to celebrate Steak and BJ Day…
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Tunde Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 10:41 am
me thinks you just don’t want to and you’re looking for excuses.
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CVal Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 10:46 am
Where is the love? A good steak doesn’t cost THAT much!
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MeteorMan Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 11:02 am
#shotsfired
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SoBkAllDay(EspeciallyYesterday3_9) Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Now ya’ll all leave Nik ALONE b/c with her attitude, by this time next year she might just be!
*winks*
“since this is the “male equivalent” I think I have the right not to go all out…it’s only fair. Maybe next year…”
O, and for future reference, a SO not going ALL OUT is even more of a reason for cheating/side jawns. GO HARD OR GO HOME!
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RightCoastLexSteele Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Nik…get like Kim…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fSwe-fThDY
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Nik Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 11:11 pm
I think y’all are assuming I don’t hook my man up regularly…I don’t need a holiday to have mic solo…shit last night was “salmon & bj” day and this afternoon was “have a good day at work” day.
I’m sayin if V-day is supposed to be “MY” holiday and I didn’t get the full service (because he had to work and it was pre-payday for the both of us) then WHY should I treat the day special? I don’t even really like v-day in the first place…I will not succumb to a so-called counter-holiday that was created in response to a holiday that’s just a hallmark formality (see my comment on the v-day blog). So nah-nah-nah-nah-naaah-naaaah to y’all, lol.
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I have never in my life heard of this holiday. Its cool, though. I doubt you will find many women participating. LOL. I will try to get the word out there, tho. If my SO was in state I would definitely celebrate it. But, I will definitely wish him a happy Steak & BJ Day just for kicks!
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Happy Birthday Slim Jackson…
That is all for now.
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Great piece, RCLS!!
This isn’t the first time I’ve heard about this sacred day. I believe women should be happy to oblige their men on this day. Why not? On Feb. 14, he probably did all sorts of ish just to put a smile on your face. The least you can do is honor the man in your life on this day with a yummy steak and a yummy bj. And I agree with Mr. Steel, make it an all day event, starting off with morning head. Then, make steak and eggs, and serve him breakfast in bed.
And if you man is a vegetarian, make his favorite meal, serve it to him in a g-string and heels, then blow like you’ve never blown before. This day is for the fellas. Make it special, ladies!!
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Miss Jenkins Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 10:28 am
Great piece, RCLS!!
Pause.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 10:31 am
Me and RCLS both resisted the temptation to comment on this.
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 11:18 am
yeah, that was a pause worthy statement. But, I think it’s an appropriate statement given the nature of the post.
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SoBkAllDay(EspeciallyYesterday3_9) Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
anytime a woman wants to tell a man that he has a great piece, there is no need for any pauses. now if slim had said that, then it might be an issue. By the way, Happy Born Day Slim.
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RCLS, I can’t believe that each time I see your articles you still find a way to make me laugh when i’m expecting to laugh anyway. Bravo.
The only reason why I don’t like this holiday is that I reject any and all occasional head givers. There shouldn’t be a day when i’m supposed to get head. I should be getting so much pumping head that I don’t even know it’s BJ day.
As for the steak, i’ll cook my own or go to a restaurant where I like the way they cook the steak. In other words, I respect it, but respectfully won’t celebrate.
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I heard about this holiday a few years ago (and actually wrote post about it recently) and I think its great. If you are a woman who refuses to celebrate this holiday on the so called “principle” that you don’t celebrate V-Day, or whatever lame reason you can think of, shame on you and my condolences to your man. Its FUN. Play ALONG. Its the simplest thing to do & requires the least amount of effort of any holiday I know of. Perhaps its not a big deal to me because I do actually show this level of appreciation regularly. Y’all ABC (Anniversaries, Birthdays, Christmas) BJ givers need to step ya game up.
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Reecie Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 10:23 am
LOL good comment.
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 10:27 am
ABC BJ givers.LOL. #theworst
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Tunde Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 11:06 am
i feel like if you’re gonna be an ABC BJ giver then just don’t do it at all. more than likely if you only do it on those occasions you’re probably not that good at it anyway. we all know that practice makes perfect.
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N.I.A. naturally Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 10:35 am
co-sign 110%
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GoddessKLS Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 10:39 am
ABC BJ givers… I likes that. You know the old saying, “What you won’t do…” Not celebrating something that can be fun and a reward for you in the long run is silly. I soooooooo wish I was boo’d up right now. Damn!!! LOL!!!
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Streetztalk Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 11:36 am
BJs should be given on any day of the week that ends in Y.
Your all welcome!
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METLIFESNOOPY Reply:
March 9th, 2011 at 2:43 pm
I’ve never understood why people think what they like someone else will.
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Woooooooooow… LMAO!!! This is my first time hearing about this. If I was boo’d up, I’d definitely celebrate but I’m not so I won’t. It seems like a no brainer (no pun intended). Cooking & head. If those aren’t a man’s two favorite things, I don’t know what is. LOL!!!
HAPPY STEAK & BJ DAY, FELLAS!!!
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::shades on & two pointed fingers in the air::
I usually don’t mess with the red meat (pause?), but I’ll make an exception for this day. Or get a tuna steak. Either way, it’s a damn man holiday. It doesn’t need to be acknowledged by Hallmark or the calendars. Is the Super Bowl or All Star Weekend acknowledged by Hallmark? No.
This is a grassroots movement. Eff the Tea
bagParty we’ve got real issues at hand here. Like putting a steak on every plate in these grand 50 fifty states. And making sure a man’s wife, girlfriend or mistress will top him off not just on his birthday. We’re taking this to Washington!God Bless America!
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Based on these comments, I can get out of celebrating V-day by saying I never heard of it? What does it matter if you dont celebrate, your boyfriend does, so now you do? Imagine if your boyfriend didnt treat your birthday like the national holiday you think it is? Just imagine….
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This is the first time I have heard of this holiday. I am shocked homemark has not found a way to make a card about this or turned into a holiday so they can sell cards and make money off of it
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MeteorMan Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 11:43 am
lol. The “Steak&BJ” section right between the “Get Well” and “For a special man” cards. lol
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Man: Excuse me, would you mind if I asked you a personal question?
Woman #1: Sure I don’t mind.
Woman # 2: Wateva!
Man: How do you feel about the art of Fellatio?
Woman #1: O, I just adore it because it brings a smile to my mans face when i’m finished each time.
Man: Well that’s good to hear. At least you enjoy making your partner happy. How bout yourself missy?
Woman #2: I don’t do that. It taste nasty and makes me want to gag.
Man: Hmm, interesting! Do you to have a man?
Woman #2: I don’t need one. I’m an independent woman.
Man: O, pardon me. I wasn’t aware that they still made woman like you. What are you, the 1911 model?
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
LMFAO at this dialogue!
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METLIFESNOOPY Reply:
March 9th, 2011 at 2:50 pm
DO THEY STILL MAKE MEN WHO TAKE CARE OF THEIR KIDS?
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The fact that SBJ Day ISN’T recognized by Hallmark is what makes it so great! (besides large cuts of meat…heh) This is your chance to thumb your nose at The System that tells you what to celebrate, when and how much you’re gonna give to them! Take back the night! Viva la revolution!!
And I have tips for dealing with the man that doesn’t eat beef (salmon steaks, grilled portobello mushrooms), including recipe links, and tips for improving you “skills”. So no excuses.
And if you are an ABC BJ chick, why not use this to usher in a new era of generosity? It’ll have your man scrambling for the calendar wondering if in fact his mama had the date wrong for the past few decades. But then KEEP IT GOING.
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Seattle Washington Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 1:36 pm
::begins slow clap::
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MeteorMan Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 2:35 pm
*nominates Unheeded Prophetess for the Nobel Peace Prize*
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I support this initiative but can’t we move the date somewhere outside the confines of Lent?? I can’t partake in either of these things til April 4 at least! Sheesh…
Furthermore, lmao at the balancing of plates on heads while delivering services… You’re a fool!! =P
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MeteorMan Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 7:16 pm
Wait… Who says: “For Lent I’m giving up giving (or receiving) head”? LOL. Would Jesus really be proud? LMAO. ok, I’ll stop… lol My homie Jesus is Holy, but he’s not a c*ckblock… lmao… ok I’m stopping for real this time… lol
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Slim Jackson Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 7:23 pm
LMAO at this. I’ll make sure you get a first class seat to hell, which you won’t believe til you get there.
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MeteorMan Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 11:21 pm
Wait, what? lol. How are you gonna use your pull like that? Not even attempt to ask for curing world hunger or a 2nd coming, but to put your neighbor UNDER the hell. Now, that’s messed up. lol
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My husband I got marrried on 3/14 last year. When I picked that date he didn`t understand why, reading this makes me smile a devilish grin b/c as I watch him eat that steak on Sunday, & pass out from a full stomach & empty balls, I`ll know I`ve taken 1 small step towards maintainin a healthy marriage!
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“I suppose if “he ain’t your man” you don’t have to resort to full service, but then again, that’s probably why he’s ain’t your man. Think about it…”
LOL – you ain’t ever lie.
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I’ve heard of it, I’ve celebrated it, but this year I’m gonna pass. I actually had a conversation about it at happy hour last week and this one gentleman nearly knocked over about three people to get in on the convo and find out what this great day is and how he can get in on the celebration…
He was very eager to exchange numbers at the end of the night. I think I’ll wait until AFTER the holidays to call him. I don’t want to have to give a “you’re not going to be receiving any head tonight” disclaimer before a date. It just puts damper on the evening.
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Ha! I celebrated this a little early last year… Who knows- maybe when next year pops around.
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Steak and BJ Day was created by radio hosts Preston and Steve (PrestonandSteve.com) on 93.3 WMMR in Philadelphia. They give steak dinners and other prizes to couples every year. The woman must call the show and tell them why her man deserves to be honored on this sacred holiday.
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I have NEVER heard of this until today. NEVER EVER. I’m kinda shocked lol
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“but realistically there’s no way to balance a plate off the top of your head while it’s bobbing up and down and eat the steak at the same time, and more than likely even if there was a coordinated effort to make this happen, you’d probably end up washing steak sauce and bits of beef out your hair the next day”
— Actually if you have him sit on the table and have him eat his steak while I eat his steak there should be NO kind of problem… improvise RCLS!!! #Winning!!!
I heard about S&BJ in December… I was like “what in the world?! Y’all can’t be serious!” Then I was directed to the website… then I posted it on the social networks and I think I was the only one in the dark about it!!! LOL!!!
I think I’m going to have fun on this holiday… something new to try! LOL!!! And like how RCLS said, get inventive!!! I don’t know about the ‘under carriage washes’ but I’m sure I can think of some things to do additionally!
Awesome post!
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I never heard of this holiday? I don’t have anyone to celebrate with but I cheer for all of you. lol May it be merry and bright. I firmly believe that sucking D saves lives.
Do women get a holiday? Don’t say Valentine’s day either.
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Master Chuckles formerly CVal Reply:
March 9th, 2011 at 5:14 pm
I like to think of the situation like Japan’s Vday and White Day that corresponds date wise with our VDay and Steak&BJ day. The women give the men gifts that show their love (usually homemade chocolate) to the men on Valentines. Then on White Day on March 14th, the men cater to the women with gifts like roses, candy, lingerie, etc with white as the theme color.
So basically, in America, Valentine’s IS for the women lmao
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SmartFoxGirl Reply:
March 9th, 2011 at 5:31 pm
Lol party pooper
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Master Chuckles formerly CVal Reply:
March 9th, 2011 at 6:16 pm
Sorry, lol. Got to defend my holiday and the campaign for its proliferation
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Why is it that I’ve never heard of this joyous day? Time to send my girl an e-mail with a hyperlink!
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I don’t recall this holiday… my disdain for Valentines Day is handled by tracking down that cherub and putting my foot in his back and snappin’ that bow n arrow in half! Show me love everyday not just on one retailer’s appointed day! If I was booed up I’m not going to give him steak and bjs on a certain day! That’s ridic! Pleasures of that magnitude should be given out often, freely and willingly! Both ways of course!
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I have never been a fan of Valentine’s Day, but I have been celebrating Steak and BJ Day for years!
Happy Steak and BJ Day!!
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